The Saga Curse of the Shadow is a fantasy action film released in 2013. Directed by John Lyde, the movie follows a group of brave warriors who embark on a dangerous quest to retrieve a stolen artifact and save their kingdom from an ancient curse. The story is set in the medieval fantasy world of Fantasia, where an evil sorcerer named Kael has stolen the Shadow Sword, a powerful artifact that grants its wielder immense power. With the sword in his possession, Kael plans to unleash chaos and take control of the entire kingdom. In order to stop Kael and save their land, a team of heroes led by the warrior Keltus must band together and form an alliance. Each member of the group possesses unique abilities and skills that will prove crucial in their battle against Kael and his minions.
(PPS: Laff or puke, it really depends on whether my eyes are open!)
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Each member of the group possesses unique abilities and skills that will prove crucial in their battle against Kael and his minions. Along the way, they face numerous challenges, including treacherous landscapes, deadly creatures, and an army of undead warriors. As they journey deeper into enemy territory, the heroes uncover the dark secrets behind the curse of the Shadow Sword.
The enchanting witch of Christmas
Well, you just have to love this happy couple, the parents of the kid with the magic ring! The husband is Dick Parish, who was also the Director! His wife is darling Darlene Lohnes! These were the only two acting roles these two ever had! Hard to imagine!
There is a scene of the husband guy trying to start his lawnmower that apparently needs a tuneup that goes on for at least five minutes! Also a large portion of the sound is overdubbed with all kinds of over the top sound effects!
And his wife is yakking on the phone to her girlfriend the whole time with the loud lawnmower in the background!
Out of nowhere, a Christmas tree has sprung up in their back yard! (Blame the kid!) There are a gazillion images you could find, but this freakin' looks like my childhood Christmas! Mom and Dad go out, and the kid has some quiet time with the tree, which can now talk!The boy was played by Chris Kroesen in his solo acting venture! Thus far, I would have sworn this movie was made in Texas, but it was actually filmed in La Verne, California!
The tree is magic and transports itself into the living room, and then decorates itself, and I think that the tree at this point is looking like a festive version of "The Beast From Haunted Cave!"
Good ole T-Bird gas, probably about twenty cents a gallon!"The Magic Christmas Tree" gives the boy three wishes, one of which is to have magic powers for an hour! At that point, the movie turns into the Keystone Kops, and about ten minutes of the kid making vehicles run off with no driver! It would be hilarious if it was funny, but it's not!
Bummer time! The kid uses his second wish to have Santa Claus all to himself! And that's the story of how one little bastard in 1964 tried to ruin Christmas for the whole entire stinking world!
Santa is stuck in the chair, and can't believe what has happened to him!Robert 'Big Buck' Maffei is only one of two actors in this film with any other credits! The other one being stuntman Willard W. Willingham! Here Robert is a guy named Greed, who lets the kid know what's up! At 7'1" Robert also had roles in "Star Trek," and "Lost In Space" as a creature and a cyclops! His last role was in Cheech and Chong's "Nice Dreams!" Big guys go down hard sometimes! Robert passed away at 52 in 1982!
Spoiler Alert: The kid uses his last wish to make the other two wishes not happen, and wakes up, and it was all only a dream. Or. Was it??
"Magic Christmas Tree" is one big gigantic mess, but I'm sure it's just as good as "The Christmas Story," a movie that, to this day, I've never been able to sit through, and if you don't believe me, then go ahead and waste an hour or your life, because you can watch it for FREE, right
And while you're there, do the right thing in the holiday spirit, and make a donation, even if it's only a couple of bucks, because a lot of what I've been able to bring to you here wouldn't have been possible without them!
Posted by Eegah!! and Tabonga! at 5:13 PM4 comments:
KD said.So go blame this blog entry on me, willya? Well, PFFFFT! :P
(PS: Just kidding! This "movie" makes me laff, every darn time!)
(PPS: Laff or puke, it really depends on whether my eyes are open!)
(PPPS: I can't wait for the holidays to be over, so I can watch something truly worthwhile again, like my Blu-ray of FROM HELL IT CAME!)
EEGAH!! said.Tabonga made me do it! At least this is one movie that "Silver Angel" is better than, I think!
TABONGA! said.Hey, don't go clipping on SILVER ANGEL, it's gots it all.
KD said.Hey, I wanna see SILVER ANGEL someday! :D
Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)They learn that the curse is not only a physical threat but also a psychological one, as it begins to corrupt their minds and test their loyalty. The characters must resist the temptation to give in to the curse's power, as it threatens to consume them and turn them into mindless servants of evil. Throughout the film, the audience is treated to thrilling fight scenes, spectacular visual effects, and a captivating storyline that keeps them engaged until the very end. The Saga Curse of the Shadow is a classic tale of good versus evil, with a strong emphasis on friendship, honor, and the difficult choices that must be made in the face of adversity. Overall, the Saga Curse of the Shadow is an entertaining fantasy adventure that appeals to fans of the genre. With its well-executed action sequences, compelling characters, and a storyline filled with twists and turns, it is a movie that keeps viewers on the edge of their seats. Whether you are a fan of epic fantasy or simply enjoy a thrilling action film, the Saga Curse of the Shadow is definitely worth a watch..
Reviews for "The Saga Curse of the Shadow: Challenging the Shadow Beast"
- Sarah - 2 stars
I was extremely disappointed in "Saga Curse of the Shadow". The movie tried to be an epic fantasy adventure but fell short in every aspect. The plot was poorly constructed with predictable twists and turns. The characters lacked depth and development, and I couldn't connect with any of them. The special effects were also subpar, making the action sequences look comical rather than thrilling. Overall, "Saga Curse of the Shadow" was a forgettable and lackluster fantasy film that failed to meet my expectations.
- Michael - 1 star
I regret spending my time watching "Saga Curse of the Shadow". The story was convoluted and confusing, making it difficult to follow and understand the purpose of the characters' actions. The acting was mediocre at best, and the dialogue was filled with clichés and uninspired lines. The action scenes were poorly choreographed, and the visual effects were unimpressive. I found myself bored and disinterested throughout the entire film. "Saga Curse of the Shadow" is definitely a movie I would not recommend to anyone looking for a captivating fantasy experience.
- Emily - 2.5 stars
While I didn't hate "Saga Curse of the Shadow", I found it to be a mediocre fantasy film. The storyline had potential, but it was poorly executed. The pacing was off, with certain scenes dragging on unnecessarily. The characters were one-dimensional, and their motivations were unclear. The action sequences lacked excitement and left me wanting more. Overall, "Saga Curse of the Shadow" was a forgettable fantasy movie that didn't live up to its potential.