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'You are literally controlling an orgasm. You're controlling your own pleasure. That is witchcraft,' she argued. 'That is a curse that you begin to place over your own life that will then literally bleed into your future children's life.'
Christian influencer, 23, is mercilessly mocked after claiming masturbation is WITCHCRAFT and will create a CURSE that will bleed into your future children s life. Sierra Scribner, 23, from Tennessee, has over 289,000 followers on TikTok, where she denounces self-pleasure and sexual immorality in the name of Jesus.
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Masturbation Is Witchcraft!
When they are not being absolutely terrifying, then your more insane Christian fundamentalists are pretty hilarious. Often, the two things go together, as in this Tik Tok clip that was shared on Twitter by April Ajoy this week of an unidentified Christian Influencer – because of course that is a thing – holding forth on the evils of masturbation.
Now, as we know, spanking the monkey and flicking the bean have become something of a fixation with right-wing moralists of late, with events like No Nut November and the suggestion that having a wank is draining our men of their vital essences. But still, when you find someone in 2022 telling you that “masturbation is a form of witchcraft”, you tend to sit up and pay attention.
As you’d expect, this claim, that masturbation is a form of demonic control – because “you are literally controlling an orgasm” – is delivered with the hand-waving and sense of righteousness you’d expect from someone like this on Tik Tok, as if she is the first person to make such a connection. She goes on to tell us that this is a curse that you place not only on yourself but also on future generations – assuming that you stop wanking long enough to spill your seed into a fertile woman, that is. What exactly this curse is goes unexplained – the curse of making them also masturbate, presumably. Well, yes… that seems likely but as curses go, it could be worse. Still, it tells us something that the biggest fear Christians have is of people controlling their own pleasure. God forbid.
Anyway, here’s the clip. Feel free to knock one out while watching if aggressively angry young women are your thing.
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Ultimately, you will find a woman that loves you, especially as you pass 25. You should stay away from prostitutes and women who have a high partner count. Recent studies suggest that human sexual organs actually suck dna from past lovers, which then stays with the individual. If one has sex with a prostitute or a promiscuous woman, then one is not only corrupting their mind, but also their self with the thought forms and character traits of the men she had sex with, and with hers too. Have no fear of dying alone, and teach yourself to live alone, with love to your family and friends. Focus on your spiritual path and also on conquering your material goals, but for a good purpose. Women will come and you will chose the one that is for you. You must program your brain to realize you can always get a woman, even if you go to another city or country. Now that you realize that you can get a woman anytime you want, you will stop seeking them and being needy. You will stop being enslaved and obsessed about them. You will stop fearing society norms and time. Time will now be on your side.
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