The Wicked Witch's Bike Gang: Meet the Women of Oz on Two Wheels

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The Wicked Witch of the West, famously known for her menacing presence and dark magical powers, has long been depicted as a fearsome character from the world of Oz. However, it may come as quite a surprise to learn that she occasionally enjoys riding a bike. This unexpected image of the wicked witch pedaling through the enchanted lands adds a hint of humor and lightness to the often eerie narrative. Picture the scene: the Wicked Witch of the West, with her broomstick in hand, making a detour from her usual flying routine and choosing a bicycle instead. It's an amusing concept, imagining her gracefully balancing on two wheels as she zooms through Munchkinland or glides along the Yellow Brick Road. With her signature green skin and long black dress flowing in the wind, the sight of this infamous villain cycling by is both comical and peculiar.


The mighty oak tree

According to the Encyclopedia International , article Week, the days were names for the sun, the moon, and the five visible planets, all of which were associated with pagan deities. Hutton Webster, in his book Rest Days , provides the answer The early Christians had at first adopted the Jewish seven-day week with its numbered weekdays, but by the close of the third century AD this began to give way to the planetary week.

Pagan calendar months

With her signature green skin and long black dress flowing in the wind, the sight of this infamous villain cycling by is both comical and peculiar. One might wonder why this wicked and powerful witch would opt for a bicycle rather than using her magical abilities or trusty broomstick. Perhaps it is an opportunity for her to enjoy a quieter mode of transportation, allowing her to observe the world around her at a leisurely pace.

Pagan Calendar

The Calendar of Pagan is mostly only hinted in the game, like month 7 in Torax Scroll, although the Theurgy spell IN WIS can later in the game give the exact data in the Pagan calendar system.

The Pagan day consists of 6 times, each equaling four hours:

Bloodwatch - 00:00-04:00 Firstebb - 04:00-08:00 Daytide - 08:00-12:00 Threemoons - 12:00-16:00 Lastebb - 16:00-20:00 Eventide - 20:00-00:00

The Pagan week is divided into 6 days:

Guarday - To honor the Guardian (Who they think is a benevolent being) Earthday - To honor Lithos Waterday - To honor Hydros Airday - To honor Stratos Fireday - To honor Pyros Blackday - To remember the war and the Destroyer

The Pagan year is divided into 6 months:

Stonemark Skyrock Windbreak Stormpeak Firefall DarkFlame (is this a hint on completion order)

The naming convention of these months is not obvious and the names mostly remain mysterious. The Pagan month has 45 days, consisting of 7 weeks and 3 days. The Pagan year therefore has a length of 270 days divided into 45 weeks. The Avatar arrived on Pagan on the first day of the year on Guarday the first of Stonemark.

Sadly it is unknown which year the Avatar arrives in Pagan. Some hints are available:

  • The year-count obviously starts after the "battle" of the Titans against the Destroyer.
  • Enough time had passed after the battle for the Pagans to erect monuments for the Titans and severe infighting occurring between them, before Lithos is pacified.
  • Many generations passed, before Kalen trapped Hydros, which could mean about ~150-200 Pagan years at the minimum.
  • Stellos was already a rather old man when Stratos made him immortal. He claims to be over 200 years old -roughly when she called to him. This only happened some years after Hydros got trapped.
  • In The Chronicle of Pagan, it's said that the Sorcerers came into being "centuries" after Stellos' founding the order. Also, again centuries passed after the founding of the cabal.
  • Malchir, a later Sorcerer master, was already old when Gorgrond was a toddler.
  • The truename quest and Chronicle elude to the original game including the ability to change name and a variable %UVAR10 perhaps 0-10? BUT THERE MAY BE WAY TO INJECT % chars FILTERED SHELL SCRIPT !!

Putting all these clues together, several things can be concluded. Stellos' number of 200 years is clearly too low. Judging by the events with the Sorcerers, Stratos approached him at least over 400 years ago (centuries in plural means at least 200 years each time). A conservative approach with the minimum time since the battle that almost destroyed the world, is about ~800 Pagan years. However, a higher number can't be ruled out.

It can also be concluded from the name of noon-time that Pagan actually has three moons.

Wocked witch of the west riding bike

Riding a bike could offer her a sense of freedom and a chance to escape the constant pursuit and fear that are typically associated with her character. Moreover, the image of the Wicked Witch of the West on a bike challenges the stereotypes and expectations often attached to villainous characters. By engaging in a seemingly mundane activity such as cycling, she humanizes herself and challenges the notion that wickedness and evil define a person entirely. It serves as a reminder that even villains, no matter how wicked, can find enjoyment in unexpected hobbies or ordinary aspects of life. In a way, the wicktet witch cycling humanizes and adds depth to her character, showcasing that even the most notorious figures can have simple pleasures and pursuits. It allows the audience to see beyond her menacing facade and creates a sense of empathy for this misunderstood character. Overall, the idea of the Wicked Witch of the West riding a bike adds a refreshing twist to her character. It injects a touch of lightheartedness and humor into a story often associated with darkness and danger. This unexpected image challenges our preconceived notions about villains and their capabilities, reminding us that even the wickedest of witches can find joy in the simplest pleasures, such as riding a bike..

Reviews for "The Wicked Witch's Bike Odyssey: From Witches' Castle to Ruby Slippers"

- John - 2 stars - I was really excited to see "Wicked Witch of the West Riding Bike" because I love the classic Wizard of Oz story. However, I was extremely disappointed with this adaptation. The storyline was confusing and it felt like the characters were just thrown together with no purpose. The acting was also subpar, with exaggerated and unnatural performances. Overall, I found the whole experience to be underwhelming and would not recommend it to others.
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- Michael - 2 stars - As a fan of both The Wizard of Oz and biking, I was excited to see "Wicked Witch of the West Riding Bike." However, the play fell short of my expectations. The concept sounded interesting, but the execution was messy. The humor was forced, and the characters lacked depth. The pacing was also off, with some scenes dragging on and others feeling rushed. Overall, it just didn't come together for me and I left feeling disappointed. I don't think I would recommend it to others.

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