The Secret of the Magic Crystals Once upon a time, in a mystical land known as Crystallia, there existed a secret that few were aware of - the power of the magic crystals. These crystals, hidden deep within the heart of the enchanted forest, possessed unimaginable abilities and had the potential to change the course of destiny. Legend had it that these crystals were created by the ancient guardians of Crystallia, beings of immense power and wisdom. Each crystal had a unique color and energy, representing a different aspect of life. From healing and protection to wisdom and creativity, the crystals held the key to unlocking one's true potential. For centuries, the existence of these magic crystals remained a secret, known only to a select few who were chosen by the guardians.

The Lyrics

This is a musical plagiarism of Jasper Carrott's "Magic Roundabout" sketch, the flipside to "Funky Moped", and probably the main reason that Funky Moped was a hit.

This is as sung by Dylan (the rabbit, not Bob)

"Hello Dougal, hi Florence and Zebedee too"
They all said "Hello Dylan, and how do you do"
The Magic Roundabout's starting anew
And the BBC has gone crazy
And though the script's rubbish
When it's all over, you
Will hear "Time for bed" Said Zebedee

"Hey, Dougal", I said as I passed him a drink
Is Florence a virgin? Say, what do you think
Have you heard about Noddy and her (nudge, wink, wink)
Is it true, is there hope for me?
Though I fancy her rotten
She reckons I stink
And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

"That rumour's untrue", she said "Here's where it ends
Because Noddy and I, we are only good friends"
I thought "Here comes my time for making amends"
"Florence, I wholly agree
That a rumour spreads
Not caring who it offends"
And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

But Dougal was unkind, called Florence a whore
Said "I ain't gonna work with that fat bat no more
I'm off to the Flowerpot men, just next door"
I said "OK, piss off and you'll see"
And he did, over Florence
And me and the floor
And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

So Dougal was gone, and no-one shed a tear
I told Florence I'd fancied her many a year
She replied her dislike for me was just a veneer
And I like it if she likes me
Florence said to me then
"Where do we go from here"
"Time for bed" said Zebedee

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For centuries, the existence of these magic crystals remained a secret, known only to a select few who were chosen by the guardians. These chosen individuals, known as Crystal Keepers, were tasked with protecting and harnessing the power of the crystals for the greater good. To become a Crystal Keeper, one had to prove not only their courage and strength but also their purity of heart.

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They embarked on a quest to find the crystals hidden within the forest, facing various trials and challenges along the way. Only those deserving of the crystals' power would be successful in their quest. Once a Crystal Keeper had obtained a crystal, they would undergo a deep bond with it. The crystal would become an extension of themselves, amplifying their abilities and guiding them on their journey. With the crystal's power, they could heal the sick, ward off evil, and bring prosperity to their lands. However, the secret of the magic crystals was not without its dangers. There were those who sought to possess the power of the crystals for their selfish desires. These dark forces, known as the Shadow Council, aimed to find and corrupt the crystals, using their powers for their own gain. The battle between the Crystal Keepers and the Shadow Council became a never-ending struggle, forever fighting to ensure the magic crystals remained in the right hands. It was a battle of light against darkness, good against evil. As time went on, the secret of the magic crystals began to fade. The guardians of Crystallia foresaw a time where the crystals' power would be needed more than ever, and so they revealed the secret to a new generation of Crystal Keepers. Together, they vowed to protect the crystals' power from falling into the wrong hands. And so, the secret of the magic crystals lives on, passed down through generations. The Crystal Keepers continue to protect the magical essence of Crystallia, ensuring that the power of the crystals brings only light and positivity to the world. In the end, it is not the beauty or rarity of the crystals that holds their true value, but rather the inherent power they possess. The secret of the magic crystals lies not in their physical form but in the connection they share with the chosen ones. It is a secret that will forever be guarded and cherished, for it holds the key to unlocking the magic within us all..

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