As Halloween approaches, tales of witches and their spells begin to fill the air. One particularly intriguing story is that of the wicked witch riding a bike. Contrary to the traditional image of a witch flying on a broomstick, this unique twist adds a whole new level of curiosity to the narrative. Imagine a dark, moonlit night with dense fog lingering eerily in the air. Within the gloomy depths of the forest, whispers of an ancient spell can be heard. It is said that the wicked witch, known for her wicked deeds and malevolent nature, has obtained a magical bike.
The Cameron-Parsons story has captivated anyone fortunate enough to come across it. For Southern Californians who celebrate anything that contrasts with the sunny suburban stereotype, the story of the occultist rocket scientist and the intense, red-haired artist becomes a treasured collection of sharable “Did you knows.” Did you know L. Ron Hubbard and Parsons believed they had conjured Cameron by way of a magick ritual? Did you know Cameron burned a large portion of her own work after Parsons died?
Immediately entranced by Cameron s red hair, Parsons believed that she was the Scarlet Woman that he had been trying to conjure through ritual magic. She then traveled to San Miguel de Allende, Mexico, where she met a community of artists that included Leonora Carrington and David Alfaro Siqueiros.
It is said that the wicked witch, known for her wicked deeds and malevolent nature, has obtained a magical bike. Carved from the gnarled roots of a twisted tree, the bike appears to be an ordinary two-wheeled contraption. However, it possesses supernatural abilities that allow the witch to swiftly navigate the sinister forests and haunted landscapes.
15 songs for accusing women who have opinions of witchcraft
When October comes around, people often declare it ‘Spooky Season.’ For whatever reason, my mind goes with ‘Crucible Season’ in reference to Arthur Miller’s 1953 play that I first read in my high school literature class.
“The Crucible” is Miller’s creative take on the Salem Witch Trials, serving as a metaphor for the ‘witch hunt’ that was taking place during the Second Red Scare after World War Two. Whether back during the Salem Witch Trials, into the 50s or now people who have different opinions can find themselves being labeled as ‘other,’ ‘scary’ or ‘bad.’
Below are 15 songs that are perfect to listen to when you are accusing a woman who has an opinion of witchcraft.
Now for a little bit of history. In summary, the second Red Scare has been referred to as ‘McCarthyism’ due to US senator of Wisconsin Joseph McCarthy, fueling fears of treason, communism and anarchy, partially stemming from the Soviet Union and the nuclear threats that were taking place.
According to Merriam-Webster, McCarthyism is defined as a “political attitude characterized chiefly by opposition to elements held to be subversive, and by the use of tactics involving personal attacks on individuals by means of widely publicized indiscriminate allegations, especially on the basis of unsubstantiated charges.”
And another definition for you is ‘subversive.’ This means seeking or intending to change or disrupt in some way an established system or institution.
So imagine it’s the late 40s, into the 50s in the US Senate. Given the definition of subversive I feel like it’s safe to say that anything folks in positions of power considered to be a threat to their “ideal” way of life could be brought into question, which is what Miller noticed.
While accusations were widespread, there was a concentration on people in Hollywood. Miller was an established playwright at this time and seeing this firsthand reminded him of what took place in the Massachusetts Bay Colony in 1692.
Miller traveled to Salem to do research and wrote “The Crucible.” While it can now be considered a staple in some school curriculums, the play was poorly received as viewers found it boring and flat. Without the context of what was going on at the time and thinking critically about the social commentary, I can see that.
The US government, however, did not find it boring. They clearly saw the bigger picture that Miller was trying to convey and resulted in him being summoned to Washington for a hearing before the House Committee on Un-American Activities.
While Miller answered the Committee’s questions honestly, he refused to the share names of others, resulting in his 1957 conviction for Contempt of Congress. At this time, he was married to Marilyn Monroe, and she risked her career by accompanying him to Washington and speaking on his behalf, arguably helping to keep him out of prison.
It sure does look like history repeats itself, whether it’s Salem in 1692, Washington in the 50s or in 2022, when things just happen every day.
Here are some tracks for you this Crucible Season.
‘Dream Girl Evil’ – Florence + The Machine
According to Genius, this track is a satirical response to the expectations that society places upon women. Florence Welch can see herself as both an angel and the devil, possibly feeling a pull and responsibility to balance the expectations of others for neglecting her own comfort.
‘I Put A Spell On You’ – Annie Lennox
‘I Put A Spell On You’ is the type of song that excites me for the fact that if you ask a group of people who they think it’s by, you’ll likely get a variety of answers. Originally by Screamin’ Jay Hawks, it has been covered by Creedence Clearwater Revival, Nina Simone, Annie Lennox and more.
‘Lullaby’ – The Cure
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‘Witches’ – Alice Phoebe Lou
In this one the artist claims to be a witch. Simple as that.
‘Sea, Swallow Me’ – Cocteau Twins, Harold Budd
You’ll want some headphones for this one to feel the full spooky ethereal vibes that the Cocteau Twins are known and loved for.
‘Vampire’ – Okay Kaya
While obscure, this track along with most of Okay Kaya’s work is brutally honest. If you want to feel confused and called out at the same time, this is for you.
‘Crazy In Love – Remix’ – Beyoncé
While it might feel out of place to have Beyoncé in the land of the Crucible, I promise its not. Legend has it that she received a restraining order from a drummer in her backup band for practicing “vindictive witchcraft” against her.
‘Season Of The Witch’ – Lana Del Rey
While the Beyoncé situation is just an accusation, this one is not. In 2017 Lana Del Rey proclaimed that she had hexed Donald Trump.
‘Everybody Wants To Rule The World’ – Lorde
This Tears for Fears cover alone would’ve landed Lorde in big trouble in Salem due to its ghastly vibe. If that weren’t enough, her 2017 claim of being connected to the ghost of David Bowie for sure would.
‘Me And The Devil’ – Soap&Skin
This track by Soap&Skin is a rendition of ‘Me and the Devil Blues’ by Robert Johnson. Born in 1911, Johnson’s life was not well documented allowing room for legend. The most notable being the selling of his soul to the devil for success in his music. He died at age 27 and some say began the ‘27 Club.’
‘Sacrilege’ – Yeah Yeah Yeahs
‘Heads Will Roll’ by Yeah Yeah Yeahs was mashed up with Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ on Glee back and the day and for some is now associated with Halloween. For me ‘Sacrilege’ ones up ‘Heads Will Roll’ in terms of spooky and fun.
‘Laughing with a Mouth of Blood’ – St. Vincent
I could leave you with the title but after watching St. Vincent’s mocumentary I feel confident saying that she is a witch.
‘Bury A Friend’ – Billie Eilish
While Billie Eilish hasn’t faced widespread accusations of witchcraft, creative choices and unsettling sounds in her production give some… interesting vibes.
‘Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)’ – Kate Bush
The song of the summer is on this list for its lyrics and beautiful story told by the legendary Kate Bush. How far would you go to have things be different?
‘Rhiannon’ – Fleetwood Mac
Stevie Nicks is a witch. I said it.
Honorable Mention: Anything released by Machine Gun Kelly since dating Megan Fox
Berman, subject of the recently reprinted classic, Semina Culture: Wallace Berman and His Circle, was a central figure in the California Beat art scene of the late fifties. A man of eclectic interests ranging from Kabbalah to jazz to French literature, Berman attracted and sustained a network of visual artists, poets, filmmakers and photographers. Integral to this network was Berman's hand-printed publication, Semina , which extended his assemblage technique by including texts by William Blake and Charles Baudelaire alongside the work of friends like Allen Ginsberg, Llyn Foulkes and Michael McClure. Berman had such a high regard for Cameron that he featured her portrait on the cover of the very first issue of Semina (1955), which included a reproduction of Peyote Vision inside. When Berman staged his first and only gallery exhibition two years later at Ferus Gallery in Los Angeles, he included Peyote Vision in one of his assemblages.
Its wheels spin with an otherworldly energy, propelling the witch forward with a wicked determination. The townsfolk tremble with fear as rumors spread of the wicked witch and her enchanted bike. They recount tales of her stealthy rides through the night, presenting a menacing figure with her flowing black cloak and pointed hat. The mere sight of her sends shivers down their spines. The wicked witch on her bike is believed to be searching for unsuspecting victims, seeking revenge for a past wrong or simply causing chaos for her own amusement. Her cackling laughter echoes through the trees, adding to the spine-chilling atmosphere. Legends insist that encountering the wicked witch on her bike can bring about terrible misfortune or even a curse. Some say that she has the ability to cast spells on those who cross her path, leading to a life plagued by bad luck and misfortune. The townspeople heed the warnings, staying far away from the witch and her enchanted vehicle. Yet, others speak of a brave hero who dared to confront the wicked witch. Armed with courage and determination, this valiant individual stood up against the malefic witch and her bike. Legends conflict as to whether they were able to defeat her, with some claiming victory while others suggesting they fell victim to her potent enchantments. Regardless of the outcome, the tale of the wicked witch riding a bike has become a popular topic of discussion during the eerie Halloween season. It serves as a reminder that even the most unexpected forms can carry evil intentions and that one should always beware of the supernatural forces that may lurk in the darkness. So, as the moon rises on Halloween night, take a moment to imagine the sight of a wicked witch whizzing through the night on her enchanted bike. With each pedal, she brings with her a sense of foreboding, reminding us of the spooky legends and tales that have fascinated humanity for generations..
Reviews for "The Road to Enchantment: A Wicked Witch's Spiritual Journey on a Bike"
1. Sarah - 2 stars
I was really excited to read "Wicked Witch Riding Bike" as I am a fan of fantasy novels. However, I was extremely disappointed with the book. The storyline lacked depth and the characters were underdeveloped. It felt like the author was rushing to finish the book rather than taking the time to craft a compelling narrative. Additionally, the writing style was choppy and lacked flow, making it difficult to stay engaged with the story. Overall, I found "Wicked Witch Riding Bike" to be a major letdown and would not recommend it to others.
2. Michael - 1 star
I could barely make it through the first few chapters of "Wicked Witch Riding Bike" before deciding to give up on it. The plot was incredibly confusing and hard to follow. It jumped from one scene to another without any clear direction. The writing was also very stilted and lacked any sort of lyrical quality. I found myself constantly having to reread sentences to understand what was happening. Overall, the book was a complete mess and I regret wasting my time on it.
3. Emily - 2 stars
"Wicked Witch Riding Bike" had an interesting concept, but it fell flat in execution. The pacing was all over the place, with some sections feeling rushed and others dragging on for far too long. There were also numerous grammatical errors and typos throughout the book, which made it difficult to fully immerse myself in the story. The characters were one-dimensional and lacked depth, making it hard to feel invested in their journey. Overall, I was disappointed with "Wicked Witch Riding Bike" and would not recommend it to others.
4. David - 3 stars
I had high hopes for "Wicked Witch Riding Bike" after hearing good things about it from friends, but I ultimately found it to be just okay. The plot was decent, but it lacked originality and felt like a rehash of similar fantasy stories. The writing style was average, with some sections being well-written and others feeling rushed. The characters were also forgettable and didn't leave a lasting impression. While it was an entertaining read at times, I wouldn't consider it a standout in the genre.