Once upon a time, in a small village nestled deep in the forest, there lived a witch named Agnes. Agnes was known throughout the village for her extraordinary powers and her ability to concoct potent potions. However, Agnes had a secret—she had a bug. For as long as she could remember, a small, green bug had been living on her shoulder. The bug, named Zephyr, was her loyal companion and aide. Together, they would navigate the challenges of being a witch in a world full of skeptics.

Saint Cloud State University

Jade Smith begins her fourth season as an assistant coach with the soccer program at St. Cloud State University in 2022.

As a coach, Smith served as the Technical Director for the Magic Soccer Football Club in Bismarck, N.D. from 2016 to 2019 and was a coach with the Olympic Development Program (ODP) for North Dakota and South Dakota and also served on the staff of the Region 2 ODP. In 2018 and 2019, Smith was a varsity assistant coach for the soccer team at Legacy High School in Bismarck, N.D. and worked as a student assistant coach at Mary during the summer of 2018. Smith currently holds her United Soccer Federation National C license.

At St. Cloud State, Smith is working toward a graduate degree in higher education administration and sports management.

A 2018 graduate of the University of Mary, Smith was a standout four-year player for the Marauders from 2015 to 2018. She scored 11 goals, nine assists and 31 points during her collegiate career at Mary and was named to the All-NSIC team in 2017. The University of Mary Inspirational Athlete of the Year in 2017, Smith served as a team captain during her junior and senior seasons and also gained Academic All-NSIC accolades during her collegiate tenure. She majored in coaching and sports studies with a minor in sports management at Mary.

Smith is a native of Rochester, England and played soccer for the West Ham Ladies Football Club in the Premiere League prior. She was a five-time Kent schools cross country champion and has competed in triathlons.

Magic soccer bismarck

Technical Director

• USSF 'C' License
• USSF National 'Y'outh License
• National Diploma (United Soccer Coaches)
• Futsal Level 1 Diploma (United Soccer Coaches)

• Grew up playing recreational soccer in Bismarck Soccer League as a youth
• Played varsity high school at Century High School under coach Haddis Hailu
• Began coaching career in Bismarck in 1997 coaching recreational teams for Bismarck Soccer League
• In 1999, began coaching competitive travel teams for Capital City Soccer club
• Coach at Century High School in Bismarck, ND for 8 years, coaching JV and Varsity athletes. Played a key role in building the program to a multi-state ND championship level.
• Coached Varsity Soccer at Mandan High School in Mandan, ND for 4 years and helped develop athletes to conference and state level achievements.
• Former board member of Indoor Soccer Association in Bismarck from 2001-2007, coaching numerous futsal teams and helping with winter youth programs. Mike is also a former tournament director of the long running Frosty Cup.
• Former coach and board member of Nodak Soccer Club in Bismarck, ND from 2001-2007, helping facilitate Nodak's merger with Capital City Soccer Club to become Dakota United Soccer Club.
• Part of the interim DOC committee and long-time coach at Dakota United SC, coaching U15 boys at Midwest Regionals for USYS in 2009 and coaching U15 boys in USYS Midwest Regional League in 2013.
• Helped launch Mandan Soccer Club's Competitive Program in 2013, serving as their Technical Director, working in that role until 2016.
• Assisted in the creation of Magic Soccer FC (Bismarck) in 2016, the top competitive club in Western ND currently, coaching various competitive teams and age groups.
• Was named the Select Director at Tri-City Storm SC (FMWF) in December of 2016, working in that role through 2020, helping to grow player numbers in the Competitive program each season. Mike was the TC Storm U19 boys coach in 2019 when that team won the USYS President's Cup Regional Tournament in Kansas City.
• March 2021, helped to re-form Red River Soccer Club and currently serves as their Director of Coaching
• Coached U23 Men in the Frontier Premier League in 2021
• With 20+ years coaching soccer, Mike has a well rounded soccer education and set of experiences, learning from some of the best mentors in this region and coaching at all levels from 2 yrs old up to 30 years of age.

Chris Andreasen

Director of Coaching

• USSF 'D'
• USC Goalkeeping Level 1 & 2

• Started playing soccer as a youth in Alberta, Canada
• Played competitive club soccer with Moorhead Soccer Club
• Competed on Moorhead High School's varsity soccer team
• Former assistant for Fargo South boys varsity
• Worked with multiple teams as an age group coordinator for Tri City Storm SC

John Ross

Technical Advisor

• USSF 'A' License
• USSF 'National Fitness' License
• USSF 'National Goalkeeping Level 3' License
• USSF 'National C Instructor Course'
• US Youth Soccer 'National Youth' License
• USSF Grassroots Instructor

• Womens' Assistant at Minnesota State University Moorhead (1 year)
• Head Coach at Northern Illinois University (6 years)
  • Became the 2nd winningest coach in program history
  • Lead the 2017 team to a Mid-American Conference Final
  • In 2010, John was a part of the team that won the Summit League Title & appeared in the NCAA Tournament
  • Two National Championships with Chicago Sockers & Chicago Cobras

  Austin Peterson

  Performance Director

  • Certified Strength & Conditioning Specialist
  • USSF D License
  • USSF Grassroots Licenses
  • Current Mens' Assistant Coach at Concordia College
  • Played in Germany for SC Hauenstein (1 year)
  • Former player at Concordia College
    • Two-time MIAC All-Conference

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    Together, they would navigate the challenges of being a witch in a world full of skeptics. Zephyr may have been small, but he possessed a vast amount of knowledge about the magical realm. He would provide Agnes with insights into the hidden world of potions, spells, and enchantments.

    

    Sometimes, he would crawl into Agnes' ear and whisper secrets that only witches and bugs could know. Zephyr was more than just a bug to Agnes; he was her best friend and confidant. While the people in the village feared Agnes and her mysterious powers, they had no idea about Zephyr. They would only see him when he chose to reveal himself, appearing as a shimmering green light buzzing around Agnes' head. The villagers' superstitions made them wary of witches, and Agnes became an outcast within her own community. But Agnes wasn't bothered by the villagers' disdain. She had Zephyr by her side, offering solace and support. As the years went by, Agnes and Zephyr honed their craft and became even more skilled in the art of witchcraft. They invented new potions, created enchanted objects, and even helped a few villagers secretly, always under the cover of darkness. Agnes' reputation as a powerful witch grew, despite the villagers' ignorance of Zephyr's involvement. One day, word reached Agnes that a great evil had descended upon the village. A darkness was spreading, causing crops to wither, livestock to fall ill, and people to become consumed with fear. Agnes knew she had to act swiftly to protect her beloved home. With Zephyr by her side, she set out to find the source of this evil and eradicate it. As they journeyed through the thick forest, Agnes and Zephyr encountered many obstacles. But with their combined knowledge and magical abilities, they overcame each one. Finally, they reached the heart of the darkness—a cursed tree that had been infested with twisted spirits. Agnes recognized this as the source of the village's troubles and knew that only a powerful spell could banish the evil. With Zephyr perched on her shoulder, Agnes chanted an incantation she had never dared to use before. The spell unleashed a whirlwind of magic that enveloped the cursed tree, ripping away the dark spirits that clung to its branches. As the light returned to the village, the villagers looked on in awe at Agnes and her incredible power. From that day forward, Agnes and Zephyr were hailed as heroes. The villagers finally realized that Agnes was not their enemy but their savior. They celebrated her bravery and begged her forgiveness. But Agnes never held a grudge; she knew ignorance was not a crime. With a warm smile, she forgave the villagers and continued her life as the village's beloved witch. Agnes and Zephyr taught the villagers about the wonders of magic and the importance of embracing the unknown. Together, they showed the world that there was beauty in even the smallest and most unexpected things, like a witch and her bug. They became a symbol of unity and acceptance, reminding everyone that true power lies in friendship, knowledge, and the courage to stand against darkness. And so, Agnes and Zephyr lived happily ever after, their story forever etched in the annals of magical history, reminding generations to come of the incredible bond between a witch and her bug..

    Reviews for "The Bug Witch's Handbook: A Guide to Incorporating Insects into Spells"

    1. John - 1/5 stars - I found "The witch with the bug" to be extremely dull and poorly written. The story lacked any depth or intrigue, and the characters were one-dimensional and uninteresting. The plot was predictable and uninspired, and the dialogue felt forced and unnatural. Overall, I was highly disappointed with this book and would not recommend it to anyone.

    2. Sarah - 2/5 stars - I had high hopes for "The witch with the bug" based on the intriguing synopsis, but unfortunately, it fell flat for me. The pacing was incredibly slow, and the narrative lacked cohesion. The author introduced several subplots that went nowhere, and the resolution felt rushed and unsatisfying. Additionally, the writing style was awkward and clumsy, making it difficult to fully immerse myself in the story. Overall, I was underwhelmed by this book and wouldn't consider reading anything else from this author.

    3. Mark - 2/5 stars - "The witch with the bug" had an interesting premise, but the execution left much to be desired. The world-building was weak, and the magic system was poorly explained. The characters were forgettable and lacked depth, making it difficult to care about their fates. The dialogue was stilted and awkward, and I often found myself cringing at some of the interactions. Overall, while the concept had potential, the execution fell short, resulting in a lackluster reading experience.

    4. Emily - 1/5 stars - I couldn't finish "The witch with the bug" as it was incredibly boring and unengaging. The story failed to captivate my interest, and the writing felt bland and uninspired. There was a lack of originality, with cliched plot points and stereotypical characters. The pacing was slow, and the narrative lacked any sense of urgency or excitement. Overall, I found this book to be a complete waste of time and would not recommend it to anyone.

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