In the dark, thick woods, where the moonlight barely peeks through the dense canopy above, a witch wanders. Her long, silver hair cascades down her back as she glides silently between the towering trees. Her piercing green eyes scan her surroundings, searching for any signs of danger or life. The air is heavy with the smell of damp earth and decaying leaves, adding an eerie ambiance to her lone journey. With each step, the leaves beneath her feet crunch, breaking the otherwise serene silence of the woods. The witch's black cloak billows out behind her, carried by an unseen force.
King Arthur Now look here, my good man—
Taunting French Guard I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Sir Gallahad Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
Taunting French Guard No! now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Monty Python and Holy Grail is available to rent from iTunes and Amazon Prime, available to buy from YouTube and Google Play, and is available to watch for Netflix and Philo subscribers. Monty Python and Holy Grail is available to rent from iTunes and Amazon Prime, available to buy from YouTube and Google Play, and is available to watch for Netflix and Philo subscribers.
The witch's black cloak billows out behind her, carried by an unseen force. Her wrinkled, weathered hands clutch a gnarled wooden staff, its twisted branches resembling the roots of ancient trees. The witch is in tune with the natural world, a sorceress connected to the elements.
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Historical artifacts from the Middle Ages. Vivid, colorful, and illuminating the past. Here we analyze objects, artifacts, monuments, relics, and material culture as a response to the numerous myths that circulate 'fake news' about the Middle Ages--from their belief in the flat earth (fake!) to the female lock-n-key chastity belts (fake!). In addition, this site will highlight medieval films in all their attempted history (for better or worse). Let's get medieval.
Film Review: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Comedy is a genre that can be very hit-or-miss. Many times, we see comedies that are bland, needlessly offensive, and often go forgotten fairly quickly. But every blue moon, the comedy gods deliver unto us a timeless gem. A film that transcends generations, cultures, and even galaxies. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Python (Monty) Pictures, 1975) probably won’t be transcending any galaxies any time soon, but it certainly checks all of the other boxes.
This amazing classic from the geniuses in the Monty Python team follows King Arthur and his group of honorable knights of the Round Table: Sir Bedevere, Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Gallahad the Pure, and Sir Robin, the Not-quite-so-brave-as-sir-Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill. And of course, who could forget the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. King Arthur and his band of honorable knights journey together on a mission from God to find the legendary Holy Grail. Along the way, Arthur and his knights must fend off horrible threats, like the Killer Rabbit, the Knights Who Say “Ni,” and of course, the terrible Frenchmen, who taunt them throughout their perilous journey.
Okay, back to reality. This film is a constant onslaught of comedy, quotable moments, and absolute absurdity. Within the first minute of the film, we’re greeted with a form of deceptive comedy, which tries to convince the viewer they’ve left their closed captions enabled-- but in a foreign language. Quickly thereafter, however, the fake captions begin to break down into a story about a moose, before the film announces “We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.” It doesn’t end there, however. As the opening credits continue, the subtitles-- and even the credits themselves --break down even further, eventually resulting in the remainder of the credits needing to be completely redone “at great expense and at the last minute.” At this point, I highly recommend that viewers sensitive to flashing lights look away for a bit, as the remaining credits are accompanied by a red and yellow flashing background.
The humor at the beginning of the film is just a taste of what the film has in store for the next hour and a half. What makes this humor so unique, however, is just how timeless it is. You need not understand anything that was happening in England in the 1970s to understand the comedy of this film, nor do you particularly need any knowledge at all of the middle ages. This is a movie that everyone in the family can enjoy, without any historical context. Er, well, most in the family, as the film does contain some fairly vulgar sections, particularly when following Gallahan.
The film also has quite a few [mostly] accurate references to medieval times, such as the loyalty and honor associated with knighthood, King Arthur’s reverence to God, and a handful of references to plagues and unfair witch hunting. The film also includes many examples of fairly historically accurate armor and weaponry, and even paints a fairly accurate picture of life within castle walls. There are, of course, quite a few absurd themes and images the film presents. For example, the “horses” have been replaced by coconuts, and the Frenchmen are throwing cows over the castle walls to fend off the English. The authors were, however, careful to make these absurdities stand out enough where anyone could reasonably separate the real history from the jokes.
If you haven’t seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you absolutely need to watch it some time. I highly recommend gathering some friends and setting aside 2 hours to make it through this movie-- potentially longer. If you don’t pause to laugh at a joke, you’ll miss the next one. Monty Python and Holy Grail is available to rent from iTunes and Amazon Prime, available to buy from YouTube and Google Play, and is available to watch for Netflix and Philo subscribers.
Bridgekeeper: “What… is your name?”
King Arthur: “It is Arthur – King of the Britons.”
Bridgekeeper: “What… is your quest?”
King Arthur: “To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: “What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
King Arthur: “What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?”
Bridgekeeper: “I don’t know that. Aaaaaaaaagh!”
She can feel the energy of the forest pulsating around her, whispering secrets only she can comprehend. The wildlife, sensing her presence, retreats into the safety of their hidden dens and burrows, aware of the immense power she possesses. As she continues her journey deeper into the shadows, the witch is searching for ingredients, components for her potions and spells. She knows the woods hold a vast array of plants, mushrooms, and herbs with miraculous properties. With her extensive knowledge and deep connection to nature, she can utilize these resources to harness their mystical powers. Time seems to stand still as the witch moves through the woods, her senses heightened and attuned to the world around her. Her purpose is clear, unwavering, as she collects her treasures, tucking them away in her satchel. Whether it be the delicate petals of a rare flower or the twisted root of a long-forgotten plant, everything she encounters has a purpose, a meaning. The witch is not feared, not in this realm. The creatures of the forest know her as a guardian, a protector of their home. She keeps balance in the delicate ecosystem, ensuring harmony between all living beings. Her spells can heal, restore, and even ward off approaching danger or evil. In the depths of the woods, the witch finds solace. It is here, surrounded by the whispers of the trees and the rustling of unseen creatures, that she feels most alive, most connected. The woods are her sanctuary, her refuge from the chaos of the outside world. And so, the witch continues her wandering, her presence infusing the woods with her powerful presence. She is a mysterious force, an enigma that leaves a lingering energy long after she has departed. The woods know her secrets, her essence, and they keep them safe within their ancient embrace..
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