Unlocking the Mysteries of the Witch Baf House

The witch's bath house is a mystical and enigmatic place, considered to be the abode of witches and sorceresses. Its existence has been the subject of much folklore and superstition throughout history. Located in the depths of enchanted forests or hidden within the darkest corners of desolate swamps, this bath house is said to possess magical qualities. Legend has it that the witch's bath house is not visible to ordinary mortals. It is believed to appear only to those who are truly in need of its magical remedies. Those fortunate enough to stumble upon this mystical dwelling may find themselves at the mercy of its alluring powers.

Those fortunate enough to stumble upon this mystical dwelling may find themselves at the mercy of its alluring powers. Upon entering the bath house, one is instantly enveloped in an otherworldly atmosphere. The air is thick with the scent of exotic herbs and spices, and the sound of bubbling potions fills the room.

Puff the magic dragon made his base by the seaway

Lyr Req: Puff the Magic Dragon (Vietnam parody)

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PUFF, THE MAGIC DRAGON

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"Puff the magic Dragon, a bird of days long gone,
Came to fly the evening sky in a land called Vietnam." Unknown

An AC-47 pilot, Major Robert P. Knoph, penned some lyrics to the tune of the popular Peter, Paul and Mary song, "Puff the Magic Dragon." He closed the song, "Now dragons live forever, and Puff is just the same. The Gooney Bird will still be heard when grandpa is my name." We don't know if Major Knoph is a grandpa, but the Gooney Bird is still around.

This is all I can find at present. I will see if I can locate Maj Knoph. If so, I'll ask if he has the rest. I cannot find the song you want on the web.

They are looking for the words, too. Might be worth giving them a shout.
Can't find the Maj.

Possibly one of the vets on the 'cat can help. We'll keep the thread up there for all to see. What's your timeline on the paper?

I'll put this on a veteran list and see if anyone can come up with the words. mg

I have the lyrics, circa 1970. -

What will you bid?

Profits to Max and the Mudcat.

P.M. and text goes to the winner.

One pound, two pound, who will give me four? Five pound, in Euros make that six. got six. lets go ten. this is Euro folkies don't think in yen.

I found the guy's name who wrote the revised lyrics in one place - Major Robert P. Knoph - and this version of the song, which did not list the author's name, in another. I suppose Knoph is the culprit:

Puff the Magic Dragon

Puff the Magic Dragon, a bird of Cam Ranh bon
Came to fly the evening skies
In a land called Vietnam.

Puff the Magic Dragon, came across the sea,
To write it's name in guns of flame
In the heart of hostile SEA

When the grunts are in trouble
And Charlie's all around
The thoughts may pry into the sky
Beneath the fires on the ground

The VC's mortal terror, starts when many cries
And the Dragon's breath of sudden death
Comes screaming from the sky.

Yes, Puff will still be flying,
From one corps down to four
Till Charlie's gone and the evening comes
It's like the year before.

But I'll remember always, the ground troops grateful cry,
When fire is beamed and Charlie screamed
At the Dragon in the sky.

Now Dragons live forever and the Puff is just the same,
The Gooney Bird will still be heard when Grandpa is my name.
It will have to roam the skies with friends ..not with me
For I'm going home, no more to roam
In a land across the sea.

Puff the Magic Dragon, a bird of Cam Ranh bon
Came to fly the evening skies
In a land called Vietnam.

Puff the Magic Dragon, came across the sea,
To write it's name in guns of flame
In the heart of hostile SEA

Great work, Mary. Really, really good.

Of course it doesn't rhyme, but that mustn't that be Cam Ranh "Bay," the site of a huge American base in RVN?

Also, what's spelled out as "One Corps" was actually pronounced "Eye Corps" because it was designated by the Roman numeral "I."

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON CAME ACROSS THE SEA
TO CARVE ITS NAME WITH TONGUES OF FLAME
IN THE HEARTS OF ALL V.C.

THIS IS WHAT I HAD SEEN ON SHEET. I CANT FIND IT ANYMORE THO.

Puff the Magic Dragon, a bird of Cam Ranh bon
Came to fly the evening skies
In a land called Vietnam.

Puff the Magic Dragon, came across the sea,
To write it's name in guns of flame
In the heart of hostile SEA

When the grunts are in trouble
And Charlie's all around
The thoughts may pry into the sky
Beneath the fires on the ground

The VC's mortal terror, starts when many cries
And the Dragon's breath of sudden death
Comes screaming from the sky.

Yes, Puff will still be flying,
>From one corps down to four
Till Charlie's gone and the evening comes
It's like the year before.

But I'll remember always, the ground troops grateful cry,
When fire is beamed and Charlie screamed
At the Dragon in the sky.

Now Dragons live forever and the Puff is just the same,
The Gooney Bird will still be heard when Grandpa is my name.
It will have to roam the skies with friends ..not with me
For I'm going home, no more to roam
In a land across the sea.

Puff the Magic Dragon, a bird of Cam Ranh bon
Came to fly the evening skies
In a land called Vietnam.

Puff the Magic Dragon, came across the sea,
To write it's name in guns of flame
In the heart of hostile SEA

I am looking for any recording or video of Puff the Magic Dragon -Vietnam Parody. I was there and have several friends who would appreciate either

Mudcat time: 19 October 3:12 PM EDT

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I have found only two fragments of the lyrics so far, though I am positive I have seen a complete version on the Web, I just cannot find it, try though I might:

The walls are lined with shelves filled with mysterious vials and jars, containing arcane ingredients such as eye of newt and dragon's scales. The centerpiece of the bath house is a large cauldron filled with a steaming concoction. This magical elixir is said to possess the ability to heal ailments, cure curses, and grant wishes. The witches who inhabit this sacred space are skilled in the art of potion-making and casting spells, using their supernatural powers to bring about transformations and bring balance to the world. It is said that the water in the bath house possesses extraordinary properties. Bathing in its enchanted waters can rejuvenate the body and soul, reversing the effects of aging and restoring vitality. Those seeking answers to life's deepest questions often turn to the witch's bath house, hoping to gain insight and guidance through their mystic rituals. However, entering the witch's bath house is not without its risks. Legends speak of witches who are not benevolent, but rather use their powers for nefarious purposes. These dark witches may lure unsuspecting individuals into their clutches, using their magic to manipulate and control. It is said that those who fall victim to these dark forces may find themselves trapped in the bath house forever, never to escape its clutches. The witch's bath house remains an enigma, a place of both wonder and danger. While it may hold the key to unlocking great mysteries and obtaining unimaginable powers, one must tread cautiously when entering this mystical realm. For within its walls lie the secrets of the arcane and the realm of the supernatural..

Reviews for "The Witch Baf House: A Hotbed of Supernatural Activity"

1. John - 1 star

I was highly disappointed by "The Witch Bath House". The plot was confusing and poorly executed, and the characters felt flat and uninteresting. The dialogues were stilted and lacked any depth, leaving me feeling disconnected from the story. Additionally, the pacing was slow and dragged on, making it difficult to stay engaged throughout the film. Overall, "The Witch Bath House" failed to deliver any engaging or captivating moments, making it a regrettable viewing experience.

2. Emily - 2 stars

"The Witch Bath House" had an interesting premise, but it fell short in its execution. The film lacked cohesion and failed to establish a clear storyline that kept me invested. The acting felt forced, with some performances coming across as exaggerated. The cinematography, although commendable in some scenes, was inconsistent and failed to create an immersive atmosphere. Moreover, the ending left me feeling unsatisfied and confused, as it failed to tie up loose ends or provide any meaningful resolution. Overall, "The Witch Bath House" had potential but failed to deliver a truly memorable or enjoyable film experience.

3. Sarah - 1.5 stars

"The Witch Bath House" was an utter disappointment. The visuals were stunning, but they couldn't compensate for the weak and convoluted plot. The film seemed to lack direction and purpose, leaving me questioning its intentions. The characters were one-dimensional and lacked depth, making it challenging to connect with their experiences or motivations. The pacing was inconsistent, leading to moments of boredom and confusion. Ultimately, "The Witch Bath House" failed to live up to its intriguing premise and left me feeling unsatisfied as a viewer.

4. Michael - 2 stars

While "The Witch Bath House" had some intriguing moments, it ultimately failed to deliver a captivating story. The film struggled with its pacing, frequently dragging along and losing momentum. The characters felt underdeveloped and lacked the necessary depth to make them relatable or interesting. Furthermore, the plot twists often felt forced and contrived, failing to surprise or engage me as a viewer. Although the cinematography was visually appealing, it couldn't salvage the overall lackluster execution of the film. Overall, "The Witch Bath House" lacked the substance and coherence needed to be a successful and entertaining movie.

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