A magic heat blower for wood stoves is a convenient and efficient device that helps to optimize the heating experience in a more sustainable and cost-effective way. Wood stoves provide an excellent source of warmth during colder months, but their heat distribution can be uneven. This is where a magic heat blower comes into play. It is designed to sit on top of the wood stove and circulate the warm air that rises to the ceiling, pushing it back into the room. The blower uses the natural principles of convection to operate. As warm air rises, it gets trapped in a heat exchanger within the blower.
Review by Simon Ball
St George the dragon-slayer, the trophy bearer, protector of the armed forces, liberator of prisoners and defender of the poor, healer of the sick, Christ s soldier. Equally beautiful and not coincidentally known by the same name of Omorfokklisia is the church of St George in the eponymous village 21 km outside the town of Kastoria in northern Greece.
As warm air rises, it gets trapped in a heat exchanger within the blower. It then flows through a series of tubes and chambers, gradually cooling down before being released back into the room at a lower height. This unique mechanism ensures that the entire space is heated evenly, eliminating cold spots and drafts.
Curse of the Dragon Slayer (2014)
You can never accuse us of not mixing things up a bit here at the Horror Hothouse! Curse of the Dragon Slayer is a sword and sorcery flick with a heavy debt owed to one JRR Tolkien.
In the best traditions of epic fantasy, the movie opens with a bold statement scrolling across the screen to tell us that the Shadow Cabal, an Orc cult, are after resurrecting Goth Azul, the Undead God, and unleashing all kinds of nasty stuff upon Earth. To do this they need the usual collection of mystic artefacts, You get the picture: blood of this, bone vessel of that sort of thing, everything a demonic Nigella would need to get cooking!
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Fortunately for us humans, elf assassin Nemyt (Danielle Churchran) shoots down a dragon riding orc messenger and gets to team up with Keltus the Wanderer (Richard McWilliams) a Knight of the Ruling Order and rogue orc Kullimon the Black (Paul D Hunt), as they hunt down the artefacts and attempt to prevent Goth Azul’s come back tour. Along the way we meet gun toting dwarves (don’t ask me why they are the only elvish people to have invented gun powder), river monsters that would make Jeremy Wade break out the brown waders, a goddess and some very hot and quite wicked mermaids. There’s also a lot of acrobatic fighting and the odd bit of gore.
So, essentially what we have here is a fantasy A-Team (or a cut down Dirty Dozen?) off on an epic quest movie. Aside from, Nemyt’s elf ears, which were a bit too much like a cute little piggy’s, the fantasy creature costumes, prosthetics and make up were all pretty good for a low budget movie, even if Keltus had a far too contemporary haircut. The limited amount of CGI special effects were a bit Mega Shark, especially underwater. As these sort of things go its OK, but overlong. Some judicious trimming with the editor’s scissors really could make a very big improvement.
Derivative but fun nonetheless Curse of the Dragon Slayer gets a big 444/666
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I read a lot of sword and sorcery in my teens, it went along with listening to Hawkwind! My recommendations would be:
Robert E Howard’s original Conan the Barbarian stories. Disregard the Hollywood blockbusters, where the screenwriters have chosen to mostly ignore Howard’s masterfully dark storytelling, packed with terrible creatures both human and paranormal. Howard was a friend of dear old HP Lovecraft and his influence clearly shows in tales like The People of the Black Circle (1934)
Fritz Leiber’s Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser stories, A kind of antidote to the muscular hero typified by Conan Lieber’s antiheroes were the huge barbarian warrior Fafhrd and his devious sidekick the Gray Mouser. The story where they cheat death The Sadness of the Exceutioner (1973) is a particularly fine example of Leiber’s intelligent wit.
Michael Moorcock’s tales of Elric of Melniboné: The albino weakling Prince Elric derives strength from his enchanted black blade Stormbringer. The price is the soul of every life the blade takes. Who is the master man or blade? An Elfin prince who turns against his own people in a world full of mad gods, elemental spirits, dragons and even the odd werewolf, Elric is just one aspect of the Eternal Champion in Moorcock’s multiverse.
Review by Simon Ball
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Fortunately for us humans, elf assassin Nemyt (Danielle Churchran) shoots down a dragon riding orc messenger and gets to team up with Keltus the Wanderer (Richard McWilliams) a Knight of the Ruling Order and rogue orc Kullimon the Black (Paul D Hunt), as they hunt down the artefacts and attempt to prevent Goth Azul’s come back tour. Along the way we meet gun toting dwarves (don’t ask me why they are the only elvish people to have invented gun powder), river monsters that would make Jeremy Wade break out the brown waders, a goddess and some very hot and quite wicked mermaids. There’s also a lot of acrobatic fighting and the odd bit of gore.
One of the major advantages of using a magic heat blower is its energy efficiency. By helping to distribute the warm air more effectively, it reduces the reliance on additional heating sources such as electric heaters or central heating systems. This not only saves on energy consumption but also reduces heating costs and carbon footprint. Installing and using a magic heat blower is relatively simple. It typically requires minimal assembly, and most models include a built-in thermostat to regulate the temperature automatically. Some models even offer multiple fan speed settings to adjust the airflow according to individual preferences. Moreover, the blower operates silently, ensuring that it doesn't disturb any peaceful moments around the wood stove. Additionally, its compact size and sleek design make it aesthetically pleasing and easy to integrate into any interior decor. In conclusion, a magic heat blower for wood stoves is a practical heating accessory that enhances the performance of wood-burning stoves. Its ability to distribute warm air evenly throughout the space makes it an energy-efficient and cost-effective solution. By optimizing heat circulation, these blowers contribute to comfortable and cozy living environments, all while reducing environmental impact..
Reviews for "The Potential Energy Savings of Using a Magic Heat Blower with Your Wood Stove"
1. John - ★☆☆☆☆ - I was really disappointed with the Magic Heat Blower for my wood stove. First of all, the blower was much noisier than I expected, making it annoying to have it running in the background while trying to relax in my living room. Additionally, the blower didn't seem to provide much heat at all. I was hoping it would help distribute the heat more evenly throughout the room, but it didn't seem to make much of a difference. Overall, I would not recommend this product.
2. Sarah - ★★☆☆☆ - I had high hopes for the Magic Heat Blower, but unfortunately, it didn't live up to my expectations. The blower was difficult to install and didn't fit securely on my wood stove, causing it to rattle and make unnecessary noise. Furthermore, even when the blower was working properly, it didn't produce enough heat to make a noticeable difference in the room's temperature. I ended up returning the product because it simply didn't provide the value I was looking for.
3. Michael - ★☆☆☆☆ - I regret purchasing the Magic Heat Blower for my wood stove. The blower's construction felt flimsy and cheap, and I doubted its durability from the moment I opened the box. After using it for a short period of time, the blower started making strange noises and eventually stopped working altogether. I contacted customer support, but they were unhelpful and unresponsive. I would advise against purchasing this product, as the quality and customer service are sorely lacking.