Edward Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters is a 2013 action horror film directed by Tommy Wirkola. The movie is a dark reimagining of the classic fairy tale Hansel and Gretel, with a focus on the adult lives of the siblings. In the film, Hansel and Gretel have become skilled witch hunters after narrowly escaping from a wicked witch as children. They now travel from village to village, ridding towns of witches and collecting bounties. The duo uses an array of weapons and explosives, combining their expert knowledge with their physical abilities. Hansel is portrayed as a courageous and relentless fighter, while Gretel is portrayed as a clever and agile warrior.
Honestly? I wouldn't use haircare product not formulated for your type of hair. Or, rather, formulated specifically for a type of hair you do not have.
posted by griphus at 8:49 AM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
I have no experience with this product, but that last sentence probably refers to the tendency for darker skin to keloid Warning moderately disturbing medical photo during scar formation. I searched previous posts, and only found one instance where someone suggests using it on sensitive areas genitals , so it must be fine for my face, right.
Hansel is portrayed as a courageous and relentless fighter, while Gretel is portrayed as a clever and agile warrior. The siblings share a close bond and rely on each other as they face dangerous and powerful witches. The film's plot revolves around the siblings' investigation of a series of child kidnappings in a small town.
Anybody ever tried Magic Shave on their face?
July 9, 2010 8:28 AM Subscribe
I hate shaving, and my workout routine has switched my showers from early morning to late evenings, so I often forget to shave. Ingrown hairs are also a problem for me, especially with the 500 blade razors that give the closest shave ever. Previously I would just use a beard trimmer without a guard and always have a five o'clock shadow, but now I work at a place with stronger appearance guidelines where I need to be clean shaven, so that is out. I am hoping I can try this depilatory and be good with once a week or so.
I searched previous posts, and only found one instance where someone suggests using it on "sensitive areas" (genitals), so it must be fine for my face, right?
I'm a white guy in my early 30s with medium beard growth, definitely not light but not extremely heavy.
My one concern - the cans all say "Formulated for black men to help stop razor bumps." WTF?
I have no experience with this product, but that last sentence probably refers to the tendency for darker skin to keloid [Warning: moderately disturbing medical photo] during scar formation. Smooth shaving seems to be a serious problem for a lot of men of sub-Saharan descent, since ingrown hairs can produce significant and disfiguring growths. I am not sure whether it's also true for shaving the legs, but I have known a few men who have worn bears in defiance (well, approved defiance, I suppose) of dress codes for this reason.
posted by GenjiandProust at 8:35 AM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
"Formulated for black men to help stop razor bumps."
Yeah, due to the way their type of hair grows, it requires a different shaving technique to prevent constantly getting bumps/ingrowns, which is a risk. This is also why there is some argument as to whether it is better for black guys to shave against the grain, rather than with.
Honestly? I wouldn't use haircare product not formulated for your type of hair. Or, rather, formulated specifically for a type of hair you do not have.
posted by griphus at 8:49 AM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
In high school, I was in a program where one of the staff members was a black man who used said powder. One of the kids was out of razors, so tried to use the powder. His face got all red and uncomfortable, and it didn't do a thing for his very thick growing hair. I know Dave would said "don't do it dude".
posted by nomisxid at 8:58 AM on July 9, 2010
It's been a while, and I no longer have the book, but is this the same product referenced as being used by Martin Luther King at the Lorraine on the morning of his death in Gerold Frank's 'An American Death?' That's the only anecdote I can think of associated with it. Granted, it is my understanding that Dr. King was black, but if it's the same product, he used it twice a day without apparent harm. I'm guessing it's Nair Lite.
posted by umberto at 9:13 AM on July 9, 2010
I used this for about a month. I'm a white guy with thick, dark, curly facial hair. Razor burn was a serious problem for me which is why someone recommended I try this depilatory cream. Even if it works for you, it wont be a once a week thing. The cream should dissolve the hair down to the surface of the skin, but within a day or two of growth you'll look like you need another shave.
When it worked, my face would be completely smooth. However, the results were unpredictable. Sometimes it would seem to just thin out the hair, leaving most areas clean but with some stubborn hairs remaining. A quick painless shave with a razor would finish the job. Occasionally I would use the cream and look the same afterwards.
posted by Amaterasu at 9:15 AM on July 9, 2010
On a certain message board I've seen numerous women rave about this stuff for getting rid of buttcrack hair. That's a delicate area if there ever was one.
posted by Serene Empress Dork at 9:26 AM on July 9, 2010
Building off of what nomisxid said, it depends on how sensitive your skin is.
While it won't burn, it could end up getting red or blotchy -- I'm sure I would if I used it because I have super sensitive skin.
I know someone (white with similar characteristics to you) who used in jail (because you couldn't get razors, naturally) and most of the other guys (mainly black) used it. He found it to be helpful but even though he hates shaving, now that he's out, he wouldn't use it because of how it (only sometimes) it would make his skin look blotchy.
He doesn't shave every day for the same sensitive skin reason, and it sounds like if you do, so you might have better luck.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:36 AM on July 9, 2010
Middle-aged white woman here. It nicely takes care of my unwanted facial hair. I have fairly sensitive skin and have had no major problems. Just don't leave it on too long, though. I've had blotchy patches occur when I did that. It went away in a few hours.
posted by pentagoet at 10:07 AM on July 9, 2010
If the powder doesn't work for you, try using an old-fashioned single blade safety razor, soap, and brush. It's a lot more fun, and for me, reduced ingrown hairs by about 90%. There are a lot of web sites catering to enthusiasts of this kind of shaving like Badger and Blade.
posted by zsazsa at 10:20 AM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
I've never tried it. Spreading a highly alkaline substance that's powerful enough to dissolve hair all over the face. just doesn't sound like a good idea [1] [2].
I used to hate shaving and had chronic problems with razor burn on my neck. Like Zsazsa, the solution that worked for me was going back in time to single-blade safety razors. I did some research, found Badger and Blade, and after some practice I have no more problems.
posted by kprincehouse at 10:54 AM on July 9, 2010
Yeah, I was going to tell you about Badger and Blade and double-edged safety razors. I guess I'm late to the party, but I'll add this: it completely changed the way I shave, much to the joy of my sensitive face and neck skin.
posted by willpie at 12:44 PM on July 9, 2010
I tried it once in college after seeing it in a black friend's room. I went out and bought some thinking I'd never have to shave again. It worked so-so, still had to touch up with a razor. And it made my face kind of red and splotchy and burny, like I had a rash.
Then again, I have kind of sensitive skin so it might be fine on you. If I were you I'd test it on one small area of your face on a weekend before going all out.
posted by Alabaster at 4:42 PM on August 9, 2010
I hate shaving, and my workout routine has switched my showers from early morning to late evenings, so I often forget to shave. Ingrown hairs are also a problem for me, especially with the 500 blade razors that give the closest shave ever. Previously I would just use a beard trimmer without a guard and always have a five o'clock shadow, but now I work at a place with stronger appearance guidelines where I need to be clean shaven, so that is out. I am hoping I can try this depilatory and be good with once a week or so.
They soon discover that a powerful witch named Muriel is behind the abductions and is planning a dark ritual using the stolen children. As the story progresses, Hansel and Gretel face numerous challenges and encounters with supernatural beings. They encounter a troll named Edward, who initially tries to kill them but later becomes an ally in their mission. The film combines elements of horror, action, and dark comedy. It has a gothic and gritty visual style, as well as intense and bloody fight scenes. The use of visual effects and practical effects adds to the overall atmosphere of the movie. Edward Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters received mixed reviews from critics but was a commercial success at the box office. It has gained a cult following for its unique take on the classic fairy tale and its action-packed sequences. Overall, the movie Edward Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters offers a different perspective on the well-known story of Hansel and Gretel. It showcases the siblings as powerful warriors and explores their adult lives as witch hunters. The film is an entertaining and thrilling ride for fans of action and horror genres..
Reviews for "A Tale of Redemption: Edward Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters' Character Development"
1. Sarah - 2/5 - I was really excited to watch "Edward Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters" as I love fairy tales and action movies. However, I was extremely disappointed with this film. The storyline felt disjointed and the action scenes were overly exaggerated and unrealistic. The characters lacked depth and the dialogue seemed forced and cheesy. Overall, I found it difficult to connect with the movie and it felt like a wasted opportunity to create a unique twist on a classic tale.
2. John - 1/5 - "Edward Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters" was a complete letdown. The movie tried too hard to be edgy and cool, but failed miserably. The acting was subpar and the special effects were laughable. The plot made no sense and there were so many plot holes that it was impossible to take the movie seriously. I would not recommend wasting your time on this film, as it was a complete waste of money and talent.
3. Emily - 2/5 - I had high hopes for "Edward Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters" based on the cool concept and interesting trailer. However, the execution fell flat. The movie was filled with unnecessary gore and violence that overshadowed any substance the story had. The characters were one-dimensional and lacked any depth. The dialogue was cringe-worthy at times, and the pacing was inconsistent. Overall, it was a disappointing film that failed to deliver on its potential.
4. Michael - 1/5 - This movie was an absolute disaster from start to finish. The acting was terrible, the script was laughable, and the special effects were poorly executed. The movie tried to be a dark and gritty take on a classic fairy tale, but it ended up being more of a cheesy and campy mess. I couldn't wait for it to be over and I wouldn't recommend wasting your time on this cinematic disaster. Save your money and watch something else.