In a small, secluded town, nestled deep within a dense forest, lived a duplicitous witch named Morgana. Morgana was known for her diabolical schemes and uncanny ability to deceive even the most vigilant of souls. Her cunning nature extended not only to her magical endeavors but also to her interactions with the townspeople. Amidst this atmosphere of trepidation, there existed a humble custodian named Oliver. Oliver was a kind-hearted man who meticulously maintained the town's library and school. Despite his simplicity, Oliver possessed a keen sense of observation that allowed him to identify the true nature of those around him.
Nor do we believe that knowledge, love or power can be ours for the taking if only we employ the correct rites, charms or incantations to bring them within our grasp. Despite the interest in the modern pagan movement, the figures of the witch and the magician are conspicuously absent from the national stage and remain, for most people at least, simply the stuff of storybooks, firmly relegated in the popular consciousness to the realm of the late-night movie and the pages of fantastic fiction.
In England, as Thomas has shown, wizards were generally artisans, or sometimes farmers, merchants or clerics, and practised magic only in their spare time; for the most part they can have taken little interest in the theoretical basis of magic, though presumably few were inclined to attribute its efficacy to the Devil. Influential, too, were the so-called Hermetic writings, themselves actually a product of the Neo-platonist tradition, which were believed - before they were correctly dated in the seventeenth century - to be the works of an Egyptian sage contemporary with Moses, named Hermes Trismegistus.
Despite his simplicity, Oliver possessed a keen sense of observation that allowed him to identify the true nature of those around him. One fateful day, Morgana, shrouded in a cloak of innocence, approached Oliver as he was engrossed in his cleaning duties. She wore an enchanting smile, attempting to bewitch him with her charm.
blackmoonlilith
I could totally sit here and write paragraphs about the art of coffee growing, or the art of coffee roasting, or the art of whatever, but why blow smoke up your ass about something that I don’t even concern myself with? I’m the anti-coffee-coffee-roaster. I don’t care about altitude, terroir, varietal, tasting notes, or anything else you’ve probably read about and received as some kind of indoctrination. I don’t play by the rules. I’m a misanthropic iconoclast. Why on earth would i play by the same stupid rules as everyone else? Do you think I wake up in the morning trying to be the best roaster? Do you think I cup my own coffees and score them, hoping that the customer and coffee person taste 88 or better? I don’t. In fact, I’d rather give you a 78 coffee and have you trample it with cream and sweetener than give you a 94 coffee that’s delicate like cobwebs and gossamer. That is not my lane. I’m a disrupter; always was, always will be.
You know who else was a disrupter? Lilith. Lilith was Adam’s original wife and she stirred the pot so much that according to Kabbalah and other Jewish mythologies, Adam had God banish her from Eden and create a whole new woman. Lilith was a woman who knew what she wanted, took no shit, and didn’t care if Adam liked it or not. Imagine Wendy O. Williams with scarlet hair and that’s pretty much Lilith. However, because the patriarchy loves subservient women, they totally 86 Lilith from the creation myth and only focus on Eve, a woman born of Adam’s own body.
So Judeo-Christian mythology ran with the Adam and Eve story and abandoned Lilith, to which she became a focal point for us in the occult community, especially the Left Hand Path. Since she didn’t bend the knee to Adam, she was labeled a succubus and demon. What they didn’t know though was that a woman and feminist icon such as Lilith, and her being scrubbed from the story, only imbued her with great power and made her a patron figure in moon magic, sex magic, and casting spells in general.
This box and this coffee is my love letter to Lilith. I call it blackmoonlilith because of astrology. In a nutshell, black moon Lilith is about the apogee of the moon (farthest point away from earth), and as of when I roast this coffee, black moon Lilith will be in Gemini. This is interesting to me for a few reasons. Black moon Lilith in Gemini is a seductress; it only seeks to validate its own needs, especially romantically. Also, communication becomes cloudy as those with black moon Lilith in Gemini in their birth chart are always misunderstood and perceived as offensive or cunning and calculated; again self serving and refusing to conform like the original Lilith. Black moon Lilith in Gemini is all about voicing your opinion, and being different and dwelling in the taboo, consequences be damned. I think this is a perfect aspect to that love letter and to my life in general and my career in coffee.
Inside this package are all the tools you need to summon Lilith personally for your needs, including an incantation to call upon her for help in your life. She is a goddess for us occultists, but she is incredibly powerful and isn’t one to take lightly. When doing any invocation of her, make sure your wants are clear and specific and that you are truly in a place to receive her guidance and her power. You will not be disappointed.
So Judeo-Christian mythology ran with the Adam and Eve story and abandoned Lilith, to which she became a focal point for us in the occult community, especially the Left Hand Path. Since she didn’t bend the knee to Adam, she was labeled a succubus and demon. What they didn’t know though was that a woman and feminist icon such as Lilith, and her being scrubbed from the story, only imbued her with great power and made her a patron figure in moon magic, sex magic, and casting spells in general.
However, Oliver's astute intuition prevented him from falling prey to her deception. He sensed the dark aura emanating from the witch and recognized her true intentions. As Morgana attempted to gain Oliver's trust, he quietly observed her every move. He noticed her attempts to manipulate the townspeople, her insidious whispers disguised as helpful advice. Oliver quickly became aware of Morgana's plot to seize control of the town and wreak havoc upon its inhabitants. Unbeknownst to Morgana, Oliver had begun secretly researching ways to counter her spells and protect the town from her malevolence. Late at night, in the confines of the library, Oliver delved into ancient texts and sought guidance from wise scholars who had dealt with witches in the past. With each passing day, Oliver's determination grew stronger, fueled by a desire to protect his beloved town and its innocent inhabitants. He practiced various incantations, gradually honing his magical skills, and working tirelessly to unravel the intricacies of Morgana's sorcery. One evening, while Morgana was engrossed in planning her next move, Oliver confidently confronted her. Armed with newfound knowledge and a resolute spirit, he challenged her authority and unveiled her true nature to the townspeople. In a climactic battle between light and darkness, Oliver's magic prevailed over Morgana's malice. The townspeople, initially captivated by Morgana's deception, rallied behind their custodian, united by his unwavering dedication and tireless efforts to protect them. Morgana, stripped of her powers, was exiled from the town, banished to wander the forest alone. Oliver, hailed as a hero, continued to safeguard the town from any future threats, using his custodial duties as a cover for his tireless pursuit of justice. In this tale of duplicity and courage, the custodian's unwavering determination to protect his town's innocence stood as a testament to the power of honesty and integrity. Despite his humble position, Oliver's ability to see through Morgana's facade showcased the strength of a discerning eye and a brave heart..
Reviews for "The Witch's Spellbook and the Custodian's Mop: The Unlikely Tools of Power"
1. Karen - 1 star - I really didn't enjoy "A Duplicitous Witch and a Custodian". The plot was so convoluted and confusing that I couldn't keep up with what was happening. The characters were also poorly developed and lacked depth. Additionally, I found the writing style to be bland and unengaging. Overall, I was extremely disappointed and wouldn't recommend this book.
2. John - 2 stars - "A Duplicitous Witch and a Custodian" had an intriguing concept, but it failed to deliver. The pacing was all over the place, with slow parts dragging on for too long and fast-paced action scenes feeling rushed. The dialogue was also forced and unnatural, making it difficult to connect with the characters. While the world-building had potential, it was underdeveloped and left me wanting more. Sadly, this book fell short of my expectations.
3. Sarah - 2 stars - I couldn't get into "A Duplicitous Witch and a Custodian". The writing was choppy and the narrative lacked coherence. The author seemed to jump from one scene to another without clear transitions, which made it hard to follow the story. The characters were also forgettable and didn't evolve throughout the book. I was left feeling unfulfilled and unsatisfied with this read.