Once upon a curse there was a kingdom in turmoil. The land was cursed by an evil sorcerer, causing widespread suffering and despair. The curse twisted the hearts and minds of the people, turning them against each other. The curse had several effects on the kingdom. First, it caused an endless winter to descend upon the land, causing crops to wither and die. This led to a severe famine, with the people struggling to find enough food to survive.
Lesbian Witches
Historically, the queer community has flourished during holidays like Halloween. It is the night where identity is clouded, irregularities are cherished, and the things that scare us are joyfully detached from reality. One iconic Halloween symbol is the witch: a term that often brings to mind green skin, pointy hats, and striped tights. Many, however, associate the term witches with a plethora of other images: hunting, manifestos, political insensitivity, homophobia, and misogyny.
The term “witches” has a very cloudy history. Between 1500-1600, some estimate tens of thousands were executed due to social upheaval and sectarianism. Andrea Dworkin’s book, “Women Hating: A Radical Look at Sexuality,” estimates the number of witches killed to be nine million in the span of 300 years. Their crime? Any act that deviated from her traditional role as a woman. Any outcast, old person, healer, or individual that questioned the patriarchy and power structures like the Crown or the Church was threatened by these witch hunts. And, yes, that absolutely includes queer people. These witch hunts were merely an excuse to persecute women that defied their role, and millions were killed as a result. The explicit misogyny and women-hating during these times was a response to powerful men feeling intimidated by the women who stepped even a toe out of line.
Perhaps as a testament to men’s discomfort surrounding sexuality, many allegations surrounding witchcraft were related to female sexual desire. Folklorist Moria Smith writes in her paper “Penis Theft in the Malleus Maleficarum” that a woman could be accused of witchcraft for things like abortions, causing sterility and stillbirth, and destroying sex lives between a woman and a man. And, yes, for gay sex as well.
In the 15th century, Heinrich Kramer wrote a witch-hunting manifesto called “Malleus Maleficarum” that resulted in countless women dead. One excerpt from the manifesto reads as follows:
[W]hat shall we think about those witches who somehow take members in large numbers—twenty or thirty—and shut them up together in a birds’ nest or some box, where they move about like living members, eating oats or other feed? This has been seen by many and is a matter of common talk. It is said that it is all done by devil’s work and illusion, for the senses of those who see [the penises] are deluded in the way we have said.
These women were accused of stealing penises, putting them into a bird’s nest, and feeding them oats. One story recounts a man on the hunt for his missing penis. He apparently approached a witch in search of his dick and she instructed him to “climb a particular tree where there was a nest containing many members, and he was allowed to take any one he liked.” The man obviously reached for one of the largest dicks and was spurned because it belonged to a parish priest. Kramer wrote in his manifesto, “All witchcraft comes from carnal lust, which in women is insatiable.” This text not only speaks to the misogyny and fear of women at this time, but also the discomfort men felt around women’s bodies and women’s sexuality. This discomfort is still present today. It calls to mind the men that say they have no problems with queer people but there’s no reason to “shove it in their faces.” As long as men continue to feel this discomfort around non-male bodies, women will always be persecuted and marginalized. The story of dicks growing on trees, however, does leave us asking one question. As Callie Beusman from Vice writes, “If dick grew on trees, would anyone need men?”
However, when we hear of witch trials, many of our minds take us to Salem, Massachusetts. In 1641, it was written “If any man or woman be a witch, that is, hath or consulteth with a familiar spirit, they shall be put to death.” Between 1692-1693, some 150 people (primarily women) were accused of witchcraft, and ultimately 19 were hanged./ The Salem Witch Hunts mark a particularly dark period in America’s dark history. It tells a story of fear, outcasts, and persecution by the rich and powerful on the marginalized outcasts of society. And it didn’t stop there.
The witch trials have been repeated in Central Africa, with queer people at the focus. The year? 2018. One victim’s name is Viviane, who was outcast by her family and dragged to a witch doctor. In Cameroon, even authorities consult sorcerers, who recommend things like “corrective rape” and ritual sacrifices to “treat” homosexuality. Viviane’s story is hardly rare. Between 2010 and 2014, at least 50 individuals were convicted of violating the ban on homosexual activities; a crime that results in at least a five year sentence.
According to the Atlantic, in 2009 Saudi Arabia formed its “Anti-Witchcraft Unit” to “educate the public about the evils of sorcery, investigate alleged witches, neutralize their cursed paraphernalia, and disarm their spells” Concerned citizens are urged to call a hotline should they notice any suspicious behaviors. By 2011, the unit had processed at least 586 cases of magical crime, the majority of which were foreign domestic workers from Africa and Indonesia. In 2012, the unit saw a dramatic increase in power as they found sorcery to be one of the core instabilities in society that must be put to an end.
The grim reality of women’s mistreatment around the world makes the term “witch hunt” a sensitive one, and one that is often manipulated for political gain.
Some of our most powerful political leaders in the United States use this term to allude to their innocence. Their insensitivity to the implications of witch hunts and the millions of women dead because of them shows us that women’s persecution has never really ended. Witch hunts were and always will be a power play between society’s elite and society’s outcasts.
Witchcraft and sorcery is, however, being slowly reclaimed, and largely by the queer community. Queer women are taking over the witchcraft scene and using it to build community and find strength in numbers. One 1968 women’s liberation movement was affectionately named W.I.T.C.H., short for Women’s International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell. The group would march down Wall Street and place hexes on this financial heartland wearing pointy hats, black robes, and carrying their finest brooms.
Though witchcraft and sorcery is turning into a symbol of queer power, it’s important to remember the history behind the term. So as we celebrate our queer holiday of Halloween, remember the history behind what we find horrifying. And, of course, keep your eyes in the trees for nests full of stolen penises.
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Author: Zoë Collins (She/Her)
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Zoë Collins (She/Her)
Zoë Collins (she/her) is a former Managing Editor at OutWrite and a former photographer on the Graphics team. She is a Marine Biology major who has a passion for intersectional environmentalism and using storytelling to advocate for sustainability. She is part of the Class of 2023.
The queer witches from TV who make us proud
Sometimes “queer witch” feels like a redundant phrase. Like, what isn’t queer about witches? Believing in the power of femininity? Check. Wanting equality for women? Check. Seeing each person as a source of power? Check. Recognizing the myriad forces that control our lives? Check. Wearing a lot of black? Check.
But when the queerness around witches gets to be not just subtext but plain old regular text? Well, that just makes for the kind of TV that will make you feel proud.
From Buffy the Vampire Slayer to The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina to Motherland: Fort Salem, we’ve gathered the 12 queer witches from TV who make us beam with pride. We’ve grouped them by series in part because they all mostly date each other.
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This led to a severe famine, with the people struggling to find enough food to survive. The harsh conditions led to increased conflict and rivalry among the people, as they fought over dwindling resources. Second, the curse created a division among the people.
Willow and Tara (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
When you think of queer witches on TV, Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Willow and Tara are probably among the first to pop into your mind. The pair were one of the very earliest examples of queer women representation on TV and, particularly for the time, Willow and Tara were largely a source of positive representation, showing how two women fall in love without making their relationship salacious. Individually, both characters are also awesome and quite powerful in their abilities. Over the course of the series, the Slayer’s BFF Willow goes from meek, agreeable bookworm to feisty, powerful bookworm and comes out in the process. Meanwhile, Tara is a badass witch from a family of witches and though her senseless murder still frustrates fans to this day, her calm, steady presence on Buffy changed the series for the better.
They became suspicious and distrustful of one another, always on guard for betrayal. In this toxic environment, friendships crumbled and families were torn apart. The sense of community that once existed in the kingdom disappeared, replaced by fear and animosity. Third, the curse brought about a loss of hope. The people no longer believed in a brighter future, as they were trapped in an endless cycle of suffering. Their spirits were broken, and they could see no way to break free from the curse's grip. However, amongst all this darkness, there was a glimmer of hope. Legends spoke of a prophecy that foretold of a hero who would rise and break the curse. This legendary figure was said to possess the strength and purity of heart required to defeat the sorcerer and restore peace to the kingdom. Many brave souls embarked on quests to find this hero and seek their help. They faced treacherous journeys and battled against powerful obstacles, but their determination never faltered. They believed that with the hero's arrival, the curse would be lifted and the kingdom would once again flourish. As time passed, hope began to grow. Stories of the hero's courage and kindness spread throughout the land, inspiring the people to hold on. They started to come together, realizing that only through unity and trust could they overcome the curse. Finally, the day arrived when the hero stood before the sorcerer and faced their greatest challenge. The battle was fierce, but the hero's belief in the power of love and goodness prevailed. With one final strike, the sorcerer was vanquished, and the curse was broken. Gradually, the kingdom began to heal. The endless winter thawed, and the land bloomed with abundance once more. The people, reunited and filled with hope, rebuilt their shattered lives. They learned from the curse the importance of kindness, understanding, and compassion. And so, the tale of the curse became a story of redemption and resilience. It served as a reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is always a glimmer of hope. It taught the people of the kingdom to cherish the bonds of community and to stand together in the face of adversity..
Reviews for "The Curse of the Cursed Town: Unveiling the Supernatural Phenomenon"
1. Sarah - 2 stars - "Once Upon a Curse was quite disappointing. The story lacked originality and felt like a typical fairy tale rehash. The characters were bland and one-dimensional, making it hard to connect or care about their journey. The plot was predictable and lacked any real surprises or twists. Overall, I found the book to be unimaginative and boring."
2. Mark - 1 star - "I couldn't get through Once Upon a Curse. The writing was subpar and the dialogue felt forced. The pacing was incredibly slow, and even the supposedly exciting moments felt dull and uninteresting. The world-building was weak, with little attention to detail or unique elements. I felt like I had read this story a thousand times before, and there was nothing to differentiate it from the countless other fairy tale retellings out there. I would not recommend wasting your time on this book."
3. Emily - 2 stars - "Once Upon a Curse failed to captivate me. The characters were flat and lacked depth, making it difficult to invest in their struggles. The romance felt forced and rushed, with no real development. The story itself was predictable and lacked originality, following the same old tropes without adding anything new or fresh. The writing style was also quite mediocre, failing to engage my attention. Overall, I was left unimpressed by this book and would not recommend it to fans of the fairy tale genre."