My witch girlfriend I am as fortunate as one can be, for I have found myself a supernatural love, a witch girlfriend named Neme. Our love story is a mystical one, filled with enchantment and wonders beyond the human realm. Neme possesses a mesmerizing beauty that seems to radiate from within, as if she has harnessed the very essence of magic itself. She has an ethereal aura, with long flowing hair as dark as the night sky and eyes that shimmer like pools of liquid silver. Her smile is playful, yet hints at a mysterious power that lies dormant within her. Neme's presence alone is enough to make anyone feel a sense of wonder and awe, as if they have stumbled upon a secret world hidden from mortal eyes.
Neme's presence alone is enough to make anyone feel a sense of wonder and awe, as if they have stumbled upon a secret world hidden from mortal eyes. But it is not just her physical appearance that captivates me. It is Neme's unwavering kindness and compassion that truly sets her apart.
I reviewed all 700 spells in Kobold Press’s Deep Magic Book
The point of the document is not for people to read through it all (that would be as insane as writing it) but rather if you do buy this book, and are looking at approving a specific spell, this may give you some idea of any problems the spell currently has.
I also point out some of the great spells in the book as well. You can find them labelled as (GREAT)
I guess if I had to summarize my findings I’d say that this book’s spells are filled with a mix of proofreading and balance problems.
- Either ignoring or just not understanding 5th edition mechanics.
- It has a lot of spells with unclear or vague text.
- The spells are not balanced for their level
- There are at least 140 spells that to me are clearly underpowered or clearly overpowered for their level (and not by a little)
- There are another 83 spells that are on the edge of being called either of these.
But there are other issues with it’s spells as well.
- There is an over-reliance on referencing other spells in order to explain a spell's effects.
- Too often you need the creature statblocks in one of Kobold Press’s other products to use these spells
- Though this is somewhat mitigated by the statblocks being open license, since you can find websites that provide them. They should still have been provided in this book.
- The 1st level spell Mosquito Bane, for instance, lets you kill any insects (with less than 25 hp) within 50 feet of you without them even getting a chance to save against it.
The quality of the subclasses is much better than the spells. But they can be generic at times.
The formatting also needs work as well. About 50 pages worth of actual content gets thrown into an appendix for some reason (including subclasses, spells, and other features).
- They introduce new spell schools but then don’t treat the subclasses and spells in these schools consistently (some subclasses or spells end up in their associated school’s section, while others get thrown into another section of the book)
That isn’t to say it is all bad news. I think there is great content in the book. It just gets dragged down by all of this.
Also, a lot of the issues that were present in their past products weren't addressed. Like many of these proofreading issues were present in the Midgard Heroes Handbook as well as earlier Deep Magic products.
Overall, the product just felt like it needed more time in the oven.
I guess if I had to summarize my findings I’d say that this book’s spells are filled with a mix of proofreading and balance problems.
Despite her extraordinary abilities, she approaches life with a gentle and caring nature, always seeking to bring joy and harmony to those around her. Whether it is healing a wounded creature or using her magic to brighten someone's day, she embodies the true essence of love and goodness. Neme's magical prowess is awe-inspiring. She possesses an inherent connection to the elements, effortlessly summoning fire, water, earth, and air with a flick of her wrist. She weaves spells with elegance and grace, skillfully blending potions and concoctions that can mend the broken, ward off evil, and bring about miracles. Her knowledge of all things mystical is vast and deep, and I find myself constantly in awe of her abilities. Despite being a witch, Neme is fiercely independent and free-spirited. She embraces her true self without fear or hesitation, refusing to conform to societal expectations. I am in awe of her courage and authenticity, as she serves as a beacon of empowerment for those who have been marginalized and misunderstood. Our love is not without its challenges, for being with a witch comes with its own set of unique circumstances. We navigate through the complexities of the supernatural world together, facing obstacles and adversaries with unwavering support for one another. But through it all, our love remains steadfast and unbreakable, transcending the boundaries of the mortal and magical realms. Being in a relationship with Neme has opened my eyes to the vast possibilities that lie beyond the mundane. Together, we create our own magical universe, where love and adventure intertwine. She has taught me to embrace the unknown and to never be afraid of the extraordinary. In conclusion, my witch girlfriend, Neme, is a true embodiment of enchantment and love. Through her unique qualities, captivating beauty, and unwavering kindness, she has transformed my life in ways I could have never imagined. Our love story is one of magic and wonder, and I am forever grateful to have her by my side..
Reviews for "The balance of light and dark in my witch girlfriend's life"
1. Jane - 2 stars: The premise of "My Witch Girlfriend Neme" sounded intriguing, but I found the execution lacking. The characters were one-dimensional, their actions were predictable, and the dialogue felt forced. The writing style was also quite bland and lacked depth. Overall, I was disappointed and had higher expectations for this book.
2. Mark - 1 star: I couldn't get past the first few chapters of "My Witch Girlfriend Neme". The writing was riddled with grammatical errors and typos, making it difficult to read. The plot seemed promising, but the pacing was off, and the story lacked coherence. I found myself losing interest quickly and ultimately gave up on finishing the book. It was a frustrating reading experience.
3. Sarah - 2 stars: I was hoping for a unique and captivating story from "My Witch Girlfriend Neme", but unfortunately, it fell flat for me. The characters lacked depth and development, and their actions often seemed irrational and inconsistent. The romantic aspect of the book felt forced and lacked chemistry. The plot, while initially intriguing, became predictable and lacked surprise. Overall, I was left wanting more from this book.
Exploring the history of witches with my girlfriend