Once upon a time in a small town called Lalaland, there lived a young boy named Tim. Tim was a dreamer who always longed for adventures and excitement. He often spent his time imagining fantastical worlds where anything was possible. One day, while exploring the town's abandoned junkyard, Tim stumbled upon an old, dusty skateboard. Despite its worn-out appearance, there was something magical about it. Intrigued, Tim decided to take it home and see what it could do.
Intrigued, Tim decided to take it home and see what it could do. As night fell, Tim couldn't contain his curiosity any longer. He tiptoed into his backyard, skateboard in hand.
Indigenous pagan vestments
When I first saw the picture to the right of the pope's odd-looking chasuble, I was dreading the real possibility of it being a picture of some pagan idol. It wouldn't be the first time he's pulled such a stunt.
Anyway, here's what that thing really is. That article speculates that this object (and others) were constructed for pragmatic use as opposed to idolatrous ones. Still, they date back several hundred years before Our Lord was born. It has absolutely nothing to do with Christianity. It's worth noting that this object was found in the Peru/Chile area of South American.
Hmm. What else was found in that area of the world? Oh, yes! The pachamama idol! Now that demonic object most certainly is a construct of pagan idolatry! See here. Don't forget that the pope went so far as to have a pachamama plant placed on the altar of St. Peter's Basilica.
This is by no means the first time that he used paganized caricatures of vestments of his office. Recall that in 2014 he carried a crosier that was modeled on a wiccan "magic wand".
So now I pose this question: was that pagan picture on the pope's chasuble a sly salute to the pachamama idol?
Posted by Restore-DC-Catholicism at 9:13 PM Labels: chasuble, pachamama, pagan art4 comments:
Well it's not Catholic, nor even Christian, which fits him as well. The man has left no doubts about what he is not as well as what he likely is. He is not Catholic. He is not Christian. He has made himself plain to anybody paying attention, all during his time on the Chair of Peter. It is not a mystery at all. He values and venerates indigenous, pagan entities, like this one. This is not what popes do. This is what antipopes do. As a bonus, he enjoys upsetting actual Catholics, whom he despises. He has made himself very clear. We should take him at his word. Reply Delete
Evangeline, you are correct: "We should take him at his word." I hope more of us will listen to you. Reply Delete
Bergoglio is certainly mocking God full oit as his father is Satan. He is bringing the wrath of God down very soon Reply Delete
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Little did he know, the skateboard, which he had named "Backyagdigans," held extraordinary powers. As soon as Tim stepped onto the skateboard, a burst of colorful sparkles enveloped him. To his surprise, the skateboard lifted off the ground, carrying him into the night sky. Tim's excitement knew no bounds as he soared among the stars, visiting far-off lands that only existed in his wildest dreams. Backyagdigans proved to be more than just a means of transportation. It would take Tim to extraordinary places, where he met incredible creatures and encountered thrilling challenges. In one adventure, Backyagdigans took him to a magical forest where talking animals reigned. Tim helped a lost fox find its way home and, in return, received a magical flute that played melodies capable of soothing even the most troubled hearts. Another time, Backyagdigans transported Tim to the bottom of the ocean, where he befriended a playful dolphin who helped him uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with ancient artifacts. Each adventure was different and enchanting, leaving Tim with lifelong memories and valuable life lessons. Soon, word began to spread about Tim's amazing journeys on Backyagdigans, and the townsfolk couldn't help but be amazed. They started bringing him their own old skateboards, longing to experience the magic themselves. Tim gladly shared Backyagdigans' adventures with his friends, promising to keep each trip a secret, so the magic would continue to thrive within their small town. As Tim grew older, Backyagdigans remained a cherished companion. Together, they continued to explore the unknown, spark creativity, and inspire courage in the hearts of those who believed in magic. Backyagdigans, the magic skateboard, taught Tim that true adventures could be found in the ordinary, and that imagination was the key to unlock boundless possibilities. And so, Tim and Backyagdigans would forever remain young at heart, embarking on incredible journeys and spreading the joy that comes from believing in the magic that lies within..
Reviews for "The Ultimate Guide to Riding Backyagdigans, the Majic Skateboard"
1. Sarah - 2 out of 5
I was really disappointed with "Backyagdigans the majic skateboard". The plot was weak and the characters lacked depth. The writing style was also subpar, with many grammatical errors and awkward sentence structures. The concept of a magical skateboard had so much potential, but it fell flat in execution. Overall, I would not recommend this book.
2. John - 1 out of 5
I absolutely hated "Backyagdigans the majic skateboard". The story was boring and predictable, and the dialogue felt forced and unnatural. The author failed to create a believable world and the characters were one-dimensional. Additionally, the pacing was off, with long stretches of uneventful scenes followed by rushed climaxes. This book was a major disappointment and a waste of time.
3. Emily - 2 out of 5
"Backyagdigans the majic skateboard" was a forgettable read for me. The writing style was juvenile and lacked polish. The plot felt disjointed and the character development was minimal. The magical elements in the story were underutilized and didn't add much to the overall narrative. I wouldn't recommend this book to any avid readers.