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What a load of bullshit! Get a life people! You are a evil witch! By putting all this shit out here! In peoples heads! Reply Delete
But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn t witches themselves or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what. But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn t witches themselves or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what.
These bookmarks are not available for purchase separately, so don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind collector's item! To place your preorder, simply visit our website and select the "Witch on the Holy Night" book from the available options. You will then be prompted to provide your shipping details and payment information. Rest assured that your personal information will be treated with the utmost confidentiality and security.
A Thing (or Two) About Holly Jean
1. She bad mouths all other women when she is with you. It is normal for all women to get a little competitive and jealous over other women. But a witch will constantly put down other women. If a very pretty girl walks past, all she points out are the flaws. Example- " Her thighs are too thick for such a short skirt. "
2. She can turn every conversation into something bad you have done, such as being uncaring or hurting her feelings. This is how the witch uses emotional blackmail to make you do the things she wants, and act the way she wants you to.
3. She has no sincere girl friends. Either all her friends are guys (she'll say guys just understand her better), or her female friends are all new friends. That's because women know that witches are toxic. Witches get irrationally jealous over our actions and only pretend to be happy for us when we are doing well. No normal girl would stick around a witch for long.
4. Her stories are inconsistent. No one can keep up with a lie 100 percent of the time. Ask her personal questions about her past, or even her present. And then ask her again in a few weeks. See if her answers are consistent. Witches often have cause to hide their past. She will often tell you sob stories about how her previous relationship failed because the guy was a bad cheating/neglecting/asshole one. But was he really? A witch loves to play the victim. Be careful.
5. Her behaviour is inconsistent. No matter how good she is at pretending to be an easy going girlfriend. there will be times when her true colours show unexpectedly. Is she super-nice to you and yet rude to other people (example, the waiter)? Does she flare up when she loses a game?
Test her by taking her out with a group of your friends. See how she interacts with them. Friends can also be helpful in judging if your new Girlfriend is a witch or not. But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn’t witches themselves (or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what).
Men with low self-esteem will continue to date witches. Witches can only control a man who allows himself to be controlled. Stand up for yourself. There are plenty of good women out there. so don't pick the one who will push your mother down the stairs when you're not looking.
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Anonymous 9:04 pmlove this post! i suppose it could work the other way too. bottom line, i would want my other half to be kind and respectful. somehow though i am always made to feel like these are archair values in modern society. rambling on now but love this post! Reply Delete
Anonymous 7:27 amWhat a load of bullshit! Get a life people! You are a evil witch! By putting all this shit out here! In peoples heads! Reply Delete
Anonymous 3:23 amWOW this is super accurate, as I have definitely dated a bonafide witch before! I mean she never admitted it or anything, but it is as if you researched her and then wrote this article. Are you a witch or do all women just know what a witch is? I wish I had been warned! Reply Delete
2. She can turn every conversation into something bad you have done, such as being uncaring or hurting her feelings. This is how the witch uses emotional blackmail to make you do the things she wants, and act the way she wants you to.
3. She has no sincere girl friends. Either all her friends are guys (she'll say guys just understand her better), or her female friends are all new friends. That's because women know that witches are toxic. Witches get irrationally jealous over our actions and only pretend to be happy for us when we are doing well. No normal girl would stick around a witch for long.
4. Her stories are inconsistent. No one can keep up with a lie 100 percent of the time. Ask her personal questions about her past, or even her present. And then ask her again in a few weeks. See if her answers are consistent. Witches often have cause to hide their past. She will often tell you sob stories about how her previous relationship failed because the guy was a bad cheating/neglecting/asshole one. But was he really? A witch loves to play the victim. Be careful.
5. Her behaviour is inconsistent. No matter how good she is at pretending to be an easy going girlfriend. there will be times when her true colours show unexpectedly. Is she super-nice to you and yet rude to other people (example, the waiter)? Does she flare up when she loses a game?
Test her by taking her out with a group of your friends. See how she interacts with them. Friends can also be helpful in judging if your new Girlfriend is a witch or not. But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn’t witches themselves (or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what).
Men with low self-esteem will continue to date witches. Witches can only control a man who allows himself to be controlled. Stand up for yourself. There are plenty of good women out there. so don't pick the one who will push your mother down the stairs when you're not looking.
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Reviews for "The Power of Crystals: Amplifying Your Holy Night Preorder as a Witch"
- Sarah - 2/5 stars - I was really looking forward to "Witch on the Holy Night Preorder", but I was ultimately left disappointed. The storyline was confusing and hard to follow, with random plot twists that seemed out of place. The characters lacked depth and development, making it hard to connect with them. Additionally, the writing style felt awkward and choppy, with awkward transitions between scenes. Overall, I was let down by this book and would not recommend it.
- Mark - 1/5 stars - "Witch on the Holy Night Preorder" was a complete waste of my time. The plot was nonsensical, with no clear direction or purpose. The pacing was incredibly slow, making it difficult to stay engaged with the story. Furthermore, the dialogue felt forced and unnatural, making it cringe-worthy to read. I struggled to finish this book and would not recommend it to anyone.
- Emily - 2/5 stars - I had high hopes for "Witch on the Holy Night Preorder", but unfortunately, it did not live up to my expectations. The characters lacked depth and felt one-dimensional, making it hard to care about their journey. The plot felt disjointed and convoluted, leaving me confused and uninterested in the outcome. Additionally, the writing style was dry and unengaging, making it difficult to stay invested in the story. Overall, this book fell flat for me and I would not recommend it to others.
- Alex - 3/5 stars - While "Witch on the Holy Night Preorder" had its moments, overall, I found it to be a disappointing read. The storyline had potential, but it was too predictable and lacked surprises. The characters were intriguing, but their development felt rushed and inconsistent. The writing style was decent, but it lacked the depth and complexity I was hoping for. Although I didn't hate this book, I felt it fell short of its potential.