Las Vegas is a city that needs no introduction. Known as the entertainment capital of the world, it is a magical oasis in the middle of the desert. The bright lights, luxurious resorts, and endless entertainment options make it a popular destination for tourists from all over the world. One of the main attractions of Las Vegas is, of course, the famous Las Vegas Strip. This vibrant stretch of road is home to some of the most iconic hotels and casinos in the world. The Strip is a spectacle to behold, with its towering buildings, flashing neon lights, and larger-than-life attractions.
The female ninjas need to protect their particular master's unborn infant from enemies. They use all types of intimate tricks to obtain the work done.
The actors and actresses involved make absolutely no impression at all, though deserve applause, simply for keeping a straight face while dealing with female ninja lock magic , which is exactly what it sounds like, and delivering lines like Now, I ll squirt my own seed into your vile body, without bursting out laughing. When he finds out about the resulting pregnancies, he dispatches a series of ninjas of his own men who have, shall we say, a very particular set of skills; skills they have acquired over a very long career to ensure there s no live births.
The Strip is a spectacle to behold, with its towering buildings, flashing neon lights, and larger-than-life attractions. Each hotel on the Strip has its own unique theme, from the Egyptian-inspired Luxor to the medieval Excalibur. Another highlight of Las Vegas is its world-class entertainment.
Female Ninjas: Magic Chronicles, Part 1
Samurai lord Toyotomi Hideyori is about to lose his lands, to an assault from his wife’s grandfather, Tokugawa, but he’s not going down without a fight. Or, at least, to continue the battle, he has sex with her multiple female ninja handmaidens, in the hope of having a son who can continue the battle – that’s some long-term thinking, right there. Lady Sen (Shiroshima) is down with her husband’s plan; Tokugawa, not so much. When he finds out about the resulting pregnancies, he dispatches a series of ninjas of his own – men who have, shall we say, a very particular set of skills; skills they have acquired over a very long career – to ensure there’s no live births. Fortunately, the lady ninjas have some unusual abilities of their own, with which they can counterattack: as one of them says, “As ninjas, we’ve been trained to master sexual challenges.” Let battle begin!
This is such an… educational movie. I mean, if your sperm lands on a woman’s skin, she won’t rest until she has had sex with you. Who knew? Maybe it needs to be ninja sperm or something: the film is kinda unclear on the specifics. Meanwhile, on the distaff side, there’s the transference of a fetus from woman to woman as necessary, and most impressively of all, the ability to blow bubbles from your vagina, which send men they contact back to the womb. It’s insane moments like these which keep this marginally watchable, simply on the level of “What the hell will they come up with next?”, and it’s clear this is where the majority of the makers’ imagination and effort went. The rest of the time is filled with soft-core gropings and largely unconvincing fight sequences, when the sexual trickery proves inadequate. Though I did quite like the bit where one ninja’s shadow detaches itself and goes into battle independently.
The actors and actresses involved make absolutely no impression at all, though deserve applause, simply for keeping a straight face while dealing with “female ninja lock magic”, which is exactly what it sounds like, and delivering lines like “Now, I’ll squirt my own seed into your vile body,” without bursting out laughing. I’d be lying if I said this was in the slightest bit “good”, by any conventional measure. But even I have to admit it’s once seen, never forgotten, and so deserves credit above and beyond that given to many, far more forgettable flicks.
Dir: Masaru Tsushima
Star: Yasuyo Shiroshima, Ginji Gao, Reiko Hayama, Hitomi Okazaki
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