The Curse Jade Scorpion is a movie directed by Woody Allen. Released in 2001, it follows the story of C.W. Briggs, played by Allen himself, a highly skilled insurance investigator working for the North Coast Insurance company. Set in the 1940s, the film features a classic detective noir atmosphere. The plot revolves around an ancient curse that involves a jade scorpion figurine.
I couldn't believe it, you took my heart
I couldn't retrieve it, said to myself
What's it all about
Now I know there can be no doubt
And when the rain is beatin upon the window pane And when the night it gets so cold, when I can t sleep Again you come to me I hold you tight, the rain disappears Who would believe it With a word you dry my tears. Ballard wrote both songs specifically for America at the behest of Rupert Perry, A although Ballard had had earlier hits as a songwriter, You Can Do Magic was his first major hit credit as a producer.
The plot revolves around an ancient curse that involves a jade scorpion figurine. During a company party, Briggs and his co-worker, Betty Ann Fitzgerald, portrayed by Helen Hunt, fall under a spell cast by an eccentric magician named Voltan, played by David Ogden Stiers. The curse causes Briggs and Fitzgerald to fall into a deep trance whenever they hear a specific trigger phrase.
You Can Do Magic
And when the rain is beatin' upon the window pane
And when the night it gets so cold, when I can't sleep
Again you come to me
I hold you tight, the rain disappears
Who would believe it
With a word you dry my tears
You can do magic
You can have anything that you desire
Magic, and you know
You're the one who can put out the fire
You know darn well
When you cast your spell you will get your way
When you hypnotize with your eyes
A heart of stone can turn to clay
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo
And If I wanted to
I could never be free
I never believed it was true
But now it's so clear to me
You can do magic
You can have anything that you desire
Magic, and you know
You're the one who can put out the fire
You know darn well
When you cast your spell you will get your way
When you hypnotize with your eyes
A heart of stone can turn to clay
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo
You're the one who can put out the fire
Doo, doo, doo
You're the one who can put out the fire
Doo, doo, doo
You're the one who can put out the fire
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You Can Do Magic song meaningsThe mesmerized Briggs is then forced by Voltan to commit several thefts of valuable jewels, leaving the police clueless due to his expertise in the field. As the crimes continue, Briggs becomes entangled in a web of mystery, deception, and his own inner conflicts. Betty Ann Fitzgerald, on the other hand, more willingly participates in the criminal activities while under the spell. She enjoys the thrill of breaking societal norms and indulging in forbidden affairs. However, as the story progresses, both characters become aware of their actions and try to break free from the curse's hold on them. The Curse Jade Scorpion boasts an impressive ensemble cast, including Charlize Theron, Dan Aykroyd, Elizabeth Berkley, and Wallace Shawn, among others. Allen's storytelling shines through his distinct humor and witty dialogue, offering a unique blend of comedy, romance, and suspense. As the film unfolds, viewers are taken on a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Allen's portrayal of the 1940s era is meticulously crafted, from the costumes to the set design, further immersing the audience in the film's nostalgic atmosphere. Despite receiving mixed reviews from critics, The Curse Jade Scorpion remains an enjoyable watch for fans of Woody Allen's signature style. It combines elements of his earlier comedic works with the allure of classic film noir, resulting in a charming and entertaining experience..
Reviews for "The Jade Scorpion Curse: A Gift or a Curse?"
1. Mary - 1 star - I was extremely disappointed with "Curse Jade Scorpion". The storyline was confusing and hard to follow, and the acting was subpar. The characters lacked depth and the dialogue felt forced. Overall, I found it to be a waste of time and money.
2. John - 2 stars - I had high hopes for "Curse Jade Scorpion" given its star-studded cast, but unfortunately, it fell flat for me. The plot was predictable and cliché, and the humor was forced and unoriginal. I found myself bored throughout the entire movie and couldn't wait for it to end. I wouldn't recommend it.
3. Sarah - 2 stars - "Curse Jade Scorpion" was a disappointment for me. The concept seemed intriguing, but the execution was lacking. The pacing was slow, and the story dragged on without much excitement. The characters were one-dimensional, and I didn't feel invested in their journeys. Overall, it failed to captivate my interest.
4. David - 1 star - I found "Curse Jade Scorpion" to be a complete waste of time. The plot was confusing and convoluted, and the humor fell flat. The performances felt lackluster, and the chemistry between the actors was non-existent. It tried too hard to be funny and failed miserably. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone looking for an entertaining movie.