Curse these metap hands. They seem to have a mind of their own sometimes. They control my actions, my words, my whole existence. It's frustrating, to say the least. These hands have a way of betraying me when I need them the most. Simple tasks like tying my shoelaces or buttoning a shirt become arduous challenges.
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Whether you re looking for a health guide for your changing werewolf body or a simple introduction to alien abduction, this silly and twisted read features a wide selection of books for any occult need. Add it to the shelf with books like Yiddish with Dick and Jane by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman and My Best Friend s Exorcism A Novel by Grady Hendrix.
Simple tasks like tying my shoelaces or buttoning a shirt become arduous challenges. They fumble, they tremble, they refuse to cooperate. It's not just the physical limitations that these metap hands impose on me; it's also the emotional toll they take.
My Little Occult Book Club
My Little Occult Book Club is a hilarious collection of Steven Rhodes' parody book covers for the aspiring occultist, exorcist, necromancer, and more, illustrated in his fan-favorite artistic twist on retro '70s and '80s children's books.
The humorous fake titles include Sell Your Soul! (Economics for Children), Necromancy for Beginners, and Caring for Your Demon Cat, and much more.
- Written in a playful voice that parodies subscription book catalogs
- Features puzzles, activities, and even a free fold-out poster
- Funny fake mail order offers for gifts such as "Cursed Videocassette"
Whether you're looking for a health guide for your changing werewolf body or a simple introduction to alien abduction, this silly and twisted read features a wide selection of books for any occult need.
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Perfect gift for fans of Stranger Things, IT, and The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
Add it to the shelf with books like Yiddish with Dick and Jane by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman and My Best Friend's Exorcism: A Novel by Grady Hendrix
Author/Artist: Steven Rhodes
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Pages: 80pp
Size: 5.25 x 7.25
Notes: hardcover, color
Release Date: August 25, 2020
ISBN: 978-1797203256
Whether you're looking for a health guide for your changing werewolf body or a simple introduction to alien abduction, this silly and twisted read features a wide selection of books for any occult need.
I feel ashamed and embarrassed when others witness my struggle. I worry about being judged or misunderstood. But there are moments when these hands surprise me. They create beautiful art, write heartfelt letters, and embrace loved ones. They demonstrate a strength that I underestimate far too often. Perhaps, I should be kinder to these hands. Instead of cursing them, I should learn to appreciate their uniqueness. They may not be perfect, but they are mine. They are a part of me, and they have carried me through countless trials and triumphs. So, curse these metap hands if you must, but remember to also celebrate them. They are a reminder of your resilience and your ability to adapt to life's challenges. Embrace them, for they are a true testament to your extraordinary spirit..
Reviews for "Breaking Stereotypes: Debunking Myths About People with "Curse These Metal Hands"
1. John - 2 stars
I have to admit, I had high hopes for "Curse these metal hands" based on the intriguing premise. However, I was thoroughly disappointed. The writing felt disjointed and the plot was confusing at times. The characters lacked depth and didn't evoke any emotion in me. Overall, it felt like a wasted opportunity for a unique and interesting story.
2. Emily - 1 star
I couldn't even make it through the first few chapters of "Curse these metal hands". The writing was painfully dry and lacked any sort of captivating style. The dialogue felt forced and unnatural, making it hard to connect with the characters. I found myself constantly rolling my eyes at the predictable plot twists. It's a shame because the concept had potential, but the execution fell flat for me.
3. Michael - 2 stars
I wanted to enjoy "Curse these metal hands" but found myself struggling to stay engaged. The pacing was incredibly slow, and the author seemed more interested in describing minute details rather than moving the story forward. The world-building felt half-hearted, leaving me with more questions than answers. The lack of character development made it difficult to care about their fates. Overall, I found the book to be underwhelming and forgettable.
4. Sarah - 2.5 stars
While "Curse these metal hands" had a unique premise, it failed to deliver on its promises. The writing lacked energy and failed to ignite my imagination. The characters felt one-dimensional and lacked depth, making it hard to invest in their journey. The pacing was uneven, with moments of action followed by long stretches of tedious exposition. Overall, I found the book to be a disappointment and would not recommend it to others.
5. Kevin - 1 star
"Curse these metal hands" was one of the most boring books I've read in a long time. The plot was convoluted and lacked any clear direction. The author tried to be clever with the language, but it came across as pretentious and forced. The characters were forgettable, and their motivations seemed to change on a whim. I struggled to finish the book, and when I did, I was left feeling more confused than satisfied. Not worth the time or effort.