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Karla | Dark Souls 3 Wiki

Karla is an NPC in Dark Souls 3.

Karla Information

• Teaches the player Dark Pyromancies, Sorceries and Miracles.
• Accepts Quelana Pyromancy Tome and the Grave Warden Pyromancy Tome, and hesitantly takes the Deep Braille Divine Tome and Londor Braille Divine Tome if the player asks her twice.
• Killable.
• Dies if you die talking to her in Irithyll Dungeon before being sent to Firelink.
• Will complain if you give her 2 Pyromancy Tomes in a row, saying that you only bring her Pyromancy Tomes.

Location

• Located in a locked cell on the ground floor of Irithyll Dungeon, next to the main Jailer group.
• The key to her cell is the Jailer's Key Ring and can be found in the Profaned Capital. Within the toxic swamp with the Sewer Centipedes, go up a ladder and stick to the left side of the roof until you come to some steps, follow the path and the key should be there.
• Once she is sent back to Firelink Shrine, you can find her in an alcove under the stairs to the left of Andre.

Items Sold

Dialogue

First encounter

Oh, there you are."
"I thought you'd all but forgotten me. How sweet."
"Good to know that a skinny little heretic can still turn heads."

Hm? Oh. you're not one of them, are you?"
"Accept my apologies, for mistaking you for one of those leeches."
"So, what business have you here?"
"This is a land of monstrosities. And I am no exception."

Choice: Offer help/Do not help her

Offer help

"You're here to save me. "
"But I am guilty. A wretched child of the Abyss."
"Is that something you can forgive?"

Do not help her

You're very frank. If you've no business here, take your leave at once. For your own sake.

Choice: Save her nonetheless/Do not save her

Save her nonetheless

Oh, really. You are no ordinary man."
"Very well. Besides, I've grown tired of imprisonment."
"I am Karla, and I accept your proposal."

Do not help her

You're very frank. If you've no business here, take your leave at once. For your own sake.

Talking to her again after choosing to not help her

What is it? Something else? Ahh, don't fret over me, I'm stuck here anyway."

Second encounter (Firelink Shrine)

Ahh, there you are."
"As I said, I am Karla. And am grateful to you."
"Now, what shall we do."
"The only thing that might interest you is my sorcery."
"Although my dark arts are a detestable sort."
"That wouldn't interest you, would it?"

Choice: Ask/Decline to learn dark sorceries

Hm." (Nothing in subtitles)
"You're a wicked one, aren't you?"
"Very well. Humans are of the dark, and you are no different."
"Some may avert their eyes, but the truth remains the truth."
"Be careful though. Few humans are privy to this knowledge."
"Let it be a secret, [kept] between you and I. "

Decline to learn

Hm" (sight*)
"Most Regrettable"
"I have nothing else, you see, nothing at all"
"Have you so soon forgotten?That place is home only to monstrous things, and i am no exception ."

talk after decline to learn

"Ahh,hello there. I`m sorry to say. "
"This truly is all i have."
"Detestable sorceries that delve into the darkness of man. "

Greeting

Ahh, hello again. Thank goodness.
Yes, yes, you require my sorceries, I presume?"

"Ah, hello again. Thank goodness.
One can become quite attached, even to a bumbling apprentice.
Oh, I'm hardly serious."

First "Talk" option

There is one thing that you should know."
"There is a darkness within man, and I am afraid you will peer into it."
"Whether the fear will spark self-reflection, or a ruinous nostalgia. "
". is up to you entirely."
"Fear not, your choice will bring you no scorn."

Quelana Pyromancy Tome

Oh, a pyromancy tome, have we?
Quelana, Witch of Izalith. well, this is a fascinating pyromancy.
Very well. If this is your wish.
I will unravel the thing the best I can.
Besides. It will be nice to play master for once.

Grave Warden Pyromancy Tome

Oh, another pyromancy tome, have we?
And one that resonates with the dark, yes, well suited to me. (laughs)
I may be a heretical sorcerer, but you bring me nothing but pyromancies!
Fiendish little lad, you. "

Any Divine Tome

Oh, is this a Divine Tome?
What on earth are you thinking?
I wouldn't go near a Divine Tome, or any so-called miracle.
And casters of miracles are sure to steer clear of me.
So, please.
Don't torture me so."

Any Divine Tome, again

Ahh, you, how could you.
Ahhh.
I know, I know. I owe my life to you.
Fine, then. [but] Just this once, I will tell you this tale.
But do understand, it will be my first time.
I'll have no snickering, should I err."

After giving the Firekeeper her Eyes

Oh, are you lost on your journey?
No matter; today's lost are conquerors tomorrow.
It only demonstrates the making of a champion.
And besides, it will not change my sense of gratitude, or how I think of you."
(And besides, whatever your choice. It will not change my sense of gratitude, or how I think of you.)

Leaving

Upon Death

Trivia

• Karla is voiced by Jenny Funnel, who has previously voiced Yuria the Witch (Demon's Souls), Quelana of Izalith (Dark Souls), real Iosefka and Vileblood Queen Analise (Bloodborne)
• Karla's character appears to be a reference to Yuria from Demon's souls, both characters are found imprisoned, and use dark magic channeled from emotion, both share the same voice actress.
• Her item and ashes description imply that she is a Child of Dark much like Nashandra, Elana, Nadalia, and Alsanna.
• Her name is derived from the Anglo-Saxon word "churl" or Old High German "karal" which originally meant "man" and later "commoner", which may be picked as a reference to her "dark" nature connected with humanity in contrast to gods who are referred to, at the least, as royalty or nobility.

She gives the "lost on your journey" dialogue even when I haven't given the Firekeeper the eyes, you might just need to find them.

Worst damn progression of the saga. To reach her by legitimate means you need to beat the high wall of lothric, go through the undead settlement (shortest segment) go to farron keep, beat the crystal sage, go to the cathedral, kill the deacons. At this point it would be fair to meet her and start to learn hexes but no, there's still a LONG road for such basic task. Go now to finish the rest of the keep, kill the abyss watchers, traverse the damn catacombs, kill wolnir, traverse irithyll, access the ****ing dungeon and search for the stupid key to her cell there.

To be a proper warlock you needed to (not counting cementery of ash since it's the tutorial) pass 8 zones and kill 5 bosses.

To put it into perspective, in dark souls 2 to be a proper pyromancer you needed to beat Heide and No Man's Warf (2 zones, 2 bosses) and de-petrify the vendor with a branch found in the very Warf

Do not help her

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