The Modern Witch: Understanding Your Girlfriend's Practices

I have recently come to believe that my girlfriend is a witch. At first, I brushed off my suspicions, thinking it was just my imagination. However, as time went on, I started noticing certain behaviors and experiences that seemed extraordinary and beyond the realm of normalcy. One of the first signs was her deep connection with nature. She seemed to have an innate ability to communicate with animals and plants. I remember one incident when we were taking a walk in the woods, and she was able to call out to a bird and have it land on her hand.

2. She can turn every conversation into something bad you have done, such as being uncaring or hurting her feelings. This is how the witch uses emotional blackmail to make you do the things she wants, and act the way she wants you to.

3. She has no sincere girl friends. Either all her friends are guys (she'll say guys just understand her better), or her female friends are all new friends. That's because women know that witches are toxic. Witches get irrationally jealous over our actions and only pretend to be happy for us when we are doing well. No normal girl would stick around a witch for long.

4. Her stories are inconsistent. No one can keep up with a lie 100 percent of the time. Ask her personal questions about her past, or even her present. And then ask her again in a few weeks. See if her answers are consistent. Witches often have cause to hide their past. She will often tell you sob stories about how her previous relationship failed because the guy was a bad cheating/neglecting/asshole one. But was he really? A witch loves to play the victim. Be careful.

5. Her behaviour is inconsistent. No matter how good she is at pretending to be an easy going girlfriend. there will be times when her true colours show unexpectedly. Is she super-nice to you and yet rude to other people (example, the waiter)? Does she flare up when she loses a game?

Test her by taking her out with a group of your friends. See how she interacts with them. Friends can also be helpful in judging if your new Girlfriend is a witch or not. But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn’t witches themselves (or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what).

Men with low self-esteem will continue to date witches. Witches can only control a man who allows himself to be controlled. Stand up for yourself. There are plenty of good women out there. so don't pick the one who will push your mother down the stairs when you're not looking.

But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn t witches themselves or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what. But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn t witches themselves or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what.

I remember one incident when we were taking a walk in the woods, and she was able to call out to a bird and have it land on her hand. It was both fascinating and eerie at the same time. Additionally, my girlfriend has an uncanny intuition.

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1. She bad mouths all other women when she is with you. It is normal for all women to get a little competitive and jealous over other women. But a witch will constantly put down other women. If a very pretty girl walks past, all she points out are the flaws. Example- " Her thighs are too thick for such a short skirt. "

2. She can turn every conversation into something bad you have done, such as being uncaring or hurting her feelings. This is how the witch uses emotional blackmail to make you do the things she wants, and act the way she wants you to.

3. She has no sincere girl friends. Either all her friends are guys (she'll say guys just understand her better), or her female friends are all new friends. That's because women know that witches are toxic. Witches get irrationally jealous over our actions and only pretend to be happy for us when we are doing well. No normal girl would stick around a witch for long.

4. Her stories are inconsistent. No one can keep up with a lie 100 percent of the time. Ask her personal questions about her past, or even her present. And then ask her again in a few weeks. See if her answers are consistent. Witches often have cause to hide their past. She will often tell you sob stories about how her previous relationship failed because the guy was a bad cheating/neglecting/asshole one. But was he really? A witch loves to play the victim. Be careful.

5. Her behaviour is inconsistent. No matter how good she is at pretending to be an easy going girlfriend. there will be times when her true colours show unexpectedly. Is she super-nice to you and yet rude to other people (example, the waiter)? Does she flare up when she loses a game?

Test her by taking her out with a group of your friends. See how she interacts with them. Friends can also be helpful in judging if your new Girlfriend is a witch or not. But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn’t witches themselves (or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what).

Men with low self-esteem will continue to date witches. Witches can only control a man who allows himself to be controlled. Stand up for yourself. There are plenty of good women out there. so don't pick the one who will push your mother down the stairs when you're not looking.

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love this post! i suppose it could work the other way too. bottom line, i would want my other half to be kind and respectful. somehow though i am always made to feel like these are archair values in modern society. rambling on now but love this post! Reply Delete

What a load of bullshit! Get a life people! You are a evil witch! By putting all this shit out here! In peoples heads! Reply Delete

WOW this is super accurate, as I have definitely dated a bonafide witch before! I mean she never admitted it or anything, but it is as if you researched her and then wrote this article. Are you a witch or do all women just know what a witch is? I wish I had been warned! Reply Delete

love this post! i suppose it could work the other way too. bottom line, i would want my other half to be kind and respectful. somehow though i am always made to feel like these are archair values in modern society. rambling on now but love this post! Reply Delete

She often knew things before they even happened, and it was almost as if she could read my thoughts. There were times when we were having conversations, and she would finish my sentences or provide answers to questions I didn't even ask. Another peculiar aspect is her profound knowledge of herbs and natural remedies. She would often concoct different potions and tinctures to address minor ailments or help with relaxation. It amazed me how she knew which herbs to use and the specific effects they would have on the body. Furthermore, my girlfriend possesses a mysterious aura that draws people to her. Whenever we attended social gatherings or parties, she would be the center of attention without even trying. People would naturally gravitate towards her, seeking her advice or simply being enchanted by her presence. As I delved further into my research about witches, I also discovered that she had a deep love for the moon and its cycles. She would often mention its significance in her life and how it affected her energy and emotions. I never paid much attention to it before, but now it all made sense. While all these signs and experiences have led me to believe that my girlfriend is a witch, I must admit that I am still learning and trying to comprehend the reality of it all. It is often difficult to wrap my head around the fact that someone I love could possess such extraordinary abilities. Nonetheless, I am grateful to have her in my life, and I embrace her uniqueness. She brings an element of magic and wonder that has expanded my perception of the world. Whether or not she is an actual witch, she will always be a fascinating and captivating individual to me..

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