In 1942, I made the life-altering decision to join in matrimony with a witch. This unconventional choice was not without its challenges and controversies, but it proved to be a remarkable journey filled with magic and enchantment. I first met my witch bride-to-be at a gathering of mystical beings. As I approached, she captured my attention with her mesmerizing gaze and aura of mysticism. It was love at first sight, and I knew deep down that she was the one for me, despite the potential complications her magical abilities could bring. Our wedding day arrived, and the air was filled with a mix of excitement and trepidation.
Despite the supposed dead body, Wooley and Dudley goes back to start the wedding again but Wooley ends up fainting. Back in the room Jennifer knows her father is not dead and finds his smoke self hiding in a bottle of alcohol in which he is gladly partaking in. Jennifer grabs the gun and shoots the bottle to get her father to leave it. The sound of the gunshot jolts Wooley awake and he runs to check on the witch. Wedding delay number two.
Depending on your age, you may know him by his 1960s comedy albums, either of his tv shows The Bob Newhart Show 70s or Newhart 80s , the movie Elf or from his guest appearances on The Big Bang Theory. Being compared to Cary Grant as a screwball male lead is rough business for just about anyone, but Grant and Joel McCrea and William Powell bring out the humor in their situations by becoming stridently indignant, as if they can t believe that this latest jape has affected them , of all people; of course, this only gets funnier as they continue to act in much the same affronted way even after sixty or seventy minutes of silliness.
Our wedding day arrived, and the air was filled with a mix of excitement and trepidation. Our families were skeptical, concerned about the implications of this union with a witch. However, true love knows no boundaries, and we stood before the altar ready to embark on an extraordinary adventure together.
I Married a Witch (1942)
It’s very cliché to say that a film is “ahead of its time,” but I can’t think of a better way to describe René Clair’s comedy, I Married a Witch. For a film that debuted in the early 1940s, it’s got a very different style of humor when compared to other comedies that came about during that era. When I think of films of the 1940s, I think of Casablanca, It’s a Wonderful Life, and Meet Me in St. Louis, so watching a film that is about a resurrected witch that preys on a soon-to-be-married man just feels so scandalous!
The film begins with a good old fashioned witch burning in Salem, Massachusetts. Jennifer (Veronica Lake) and her father are outed as witches by Jonathan Wooley (Fredric March), causing them both to be burned at the stake. Jennifer doesn’t let Jonathan’s crime go unpunished as she places a curse on his family that will cause all the Wooley men to have unsuccessful marriages. After a hilarious montage showing generations of Wooley men suffering from the curse, the film flips to a present day scene (1942). One of the descendants of Jonathan Wooley, Wallace Wooley (Fredric March…again) is having a party to celebrate his upcoming marriage to his fiancé, Estelle (Susan Hayward), as well as his candidacy for governor. During the grand event, lighting strikes a nearby tree where the ashes of Jennifer and her father were buried centuries ago. The lightning strike causes both witches to be resurrected in the form of clouds of smoke. As they’re floating around outside of the party, Jennifer realizes that Wallace is a descendant of Jonathan, and she decides to torment him by making him fall in love with her. She eventually gets a body, and the shenanigans begin. After she has several unsuccessful attempts at making Wallace fall in love with her, she conjures up a love potion because, well, that’s just what witches do. Her plan completely backfires when she accidentally drinks the potion, causing her to fall head over heels for Wallace. Needless to say, everything still works out as planned because Wallace does eventually fall in love with Jennifer. This movie isn’t called I Married a Witch for nothing.
Lake is absolutely hilarious in her role as Jennifer. She’s totally a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, but in the best way possible. Wallace is a stereotypical vanilla politician, and Jennifer is possibly the bubbliest witch in the history of cinema. Watching the two interact is so comical that after seeing this film numerous times, I still catch myself laughing out loud. But it’s Jennifer’s father, Daniel (portrayed by the hilarious Cecil Kellaway), that reigns supreme as the funniest character in the movie. He too eventually gets a body, but he spends a good part of the film as a cloud of smoke that finds himself trapped in various bottles of liquor. There are also several scenes where he is too drunk to perform spells, and he eventually loses his body and gets trapped in a liquor bottle for all eternity. This is why I will forever refer to him as the funniest, drunkest witch dad to ever grace the silver screen.
I Married a Witch is entertaining from beginning to end, and what I love most about this movie is that it is completely re-watchable. I’ve seen the film numerous times and it has yet to lose its charm.
Life with a witch opened my eyes to a world beyond the mundane. Through her magical prowess, I witnessed endless wonders and experienced extraordinary moments that most could only dream of. Together, we explored distant realms, defied the laws of physics, and manifested our desires with the flick of a wand. However, our journey was not without its challenges. Society's deep-rooted prejudices and superstitions often cast a shadow on our happiness. We faced an array of misconceptions and judgments, but our love and determination persevered. Living with a witch also required a certain level of adaptability and open-mindedness. The inexplicable events and strange occurrences that became a regular part of our lives demanded acceptance and a suspension of disbelief. Though daunting at times, the rewards of this magical existence outweighed any doubts or fears. It is important to note that being married to a witch is not simply a life of spells and sorcery. Behind the mystical facade, my beloved wife was a woman with her own dreams, aspirations, and challenges. She possessed a strength and resilience that transcended her magical abilities, and together we faced the everyday trials and tribulations that life throws at any couple. Our years together as husband and witch revealed the vastness of love's capacity to transcend boundaries. We grew, adapted, and supported one another through life's unpredictable twists and turns. Through laughter and tears, we flourished as a couple, proving that love can conquer even the most unconventional circumstances. In conclusion, joining in matrimony with a witch in 1942 was a decision that defied tradition and societal norms. Though initially met with skepticism and faced with challenges, it was a remarkable journey filled with love, magic, and personal growth. This extraordinary union expanded my horizons, enriched my life, and taught me the true meaning of unconditional love..
Reviews for "Unveiling the magic of my wife: Our 1942 love story"
1. Samantha - 2/5 stars
I found "I joined in matrimony with a witch 1942" to be quite disappointing. The plot was intriguing at first, but it quickly became repetitive and predictable. The characters were one-dimensional and lacked depth, making it difficult to connect with any of them. Additionally, the writing style was rather dull and lacked any real excitement or suspense. Overall, I was not impressed with this book and would not recommend it to others looking for an engaging and captivating read.
2. Michael - 1/5 stars
"I joined in matrimony with a witch 1942" was a complete waste of time for me. The storyline was incredibly confusing and disjointed, making it difficult to follow along and understand what was happening. The characters were also poorly developed and lacked any real substance. Furthermore, the dialogue felt forced and unnatural, making it hard to engage with the story. Overall, I found this book to be unenjoyable and frustrating to read, and I would not recommend it to anyone.
3. Emma - 2/5 stars
"I joined in matrimony with a witch 1942" didn't live up to my expectations. The premise seemed promising, but the execution fell flat. The pacing was slow and dragged on unnecessarily, leading to a lack of suspense and excitement. The main character's decisions were often illogical and didn't make much sense, which made it hard to root for them. The writing style also felt amateurish and lacked polish. Unfortunately, this book didn't capture my interest or leave a lasting impression.