Magic spells can be a powerful tool for beginners to tap into their innate magical abilities. Here are a few basic spells that anyone can try: 1. **Protection spell**: This spell is used to create a barrier of protection around yourself or a specific area. To perform this spell, light a white candle and visualize a bright, glowing light surrounding you or the desired area. Repeat a protection incantation, such as "I am safe and protected from all harm" multiple times. 2.
Hydrogen: This is the story of Director Ulli Lommel, a man who secretly filmed a bunch of couples having incredibly fake and boring arguments, then dubbed over it with confusing rants about how they're all "fat fucks" and "bitches," and then - worst of all - decided to call the end product a movie.
Lommel has also been referred to as a cult director, and it s a plausible tag, I suppose, since history has proven one can achieve that status via sheer volume of output it worked for Jess Franco or jaw-dropping wrongheadedness that, over time, can come to be viewed as lovable eccentricity see Ed Wood. Overview In 200 years, when somebody finds a copy of this movie at the bottom of a smoking radioactive crater, it s going to be the first found footage to be unceremoniously thrown back.
2. **Love spell**: This spell is used to attract love into your life or strengthen an existing relationship. Begin by lighting a pink or red candle and meditating on the qualities you seek in a partner or in your current relationship.
Curse of the Zodiac
Overview: In 200 years, when somebody finds a copy of this movie at the bottom of a smoking radioactive crater, it's going to be the first "found footage" to be unceremoniously thrown back.
The Case For: If you've ever wanted to see what would happen if you coated some film in neon-green diarrhea and threw a camera down the stairs into a poorly lit whorehouse, look no further.
The Case Against: A drunken mash-up of all the worst flunkout student films ever made would still be a much better movie than Curse of the Zodiac. Also, we're pretty sure if you tape your eyelids open and strap yourself into a chair to watch this, you will become the Manchurian Candidate.
Hydrogen: Weighing in with a blistering 1.3/10 on IMDB, Curse of the Zodiac is mainly a psychological study of one disturbed man, a damaged and psychotic loner reviled by most and yet prolific in his dark trade.
Hydrogen: This is the story of Director Ulli Lommel, a man who secretly filmed a bunch of couples having incredibly fake and boring arguments, then dubbed over it with confusing rants about how they're all "fat fucks" and "bitches," and then - worst of all - decided to call the end product a movie.
Trillaphon: Zodiac is a genre unto itself - a genre we like to call "Sharthaus", which consists mainly of life-ruiningly awful cinematography, insane, rambling German guy voiceovers, putrid radioactive barf-green lighting in every scene, and of course some very liberal helpings of shit like this:
The movie you have tried to dial is too high. Please hang up and try again.
Trillaphon: It's like having a nightmarishly shitfaced Uwe Boll Uwe Swole movie marathon in a funhouse with Rammstein, feat. special guest speaker Ken Nordine.
Hydrogen: DU. DU HAST. DU HAST EPILEPSY. DU HAST EPILEPSY.
Hydrogen: You might think we cherry-picked that scene, but the entire movie is pretty much a twisted labyrinth of spinning, out-of-focus cameras and pointless gibberish. If you are stupid enough to watch Curse of the Zodiac the whole way through, you'll fondly remember it as 82 of the worst minutes of your entire life.
Trillaphon: Stepping into a medieval torture chamber for a quick session in the iron maiden would be a refreshing and delightful change of pace after watching this. Speaking of which:
Trillaphon: That guy is the best actor I've ever seen, assuming his direction was "Okay, you're Joaquin Phoenix having a fucking stroke at a piano, and. go."
Hydrogen: I like that for once, Zodiac is on the side of good here. He's going to stab the shit out of Rainman there and that woman on his couch will be freed from her life of constant terror, trapped in the Autism Lounge and Dungeon-Cabana.
Trillaphon: She thinks listening to that is torture, but she hasn't heard the rest of the Curse of the Zodiac soundtrack.
Hydrogen: DU. DU HAST. DU HAST EPILEPSY. DU HAST EPILEPSY.
Write down your desires on a piece of paper and burn it, visualizing the positive energy being released into the universe. 3. **Healing spell**: This spell taps into the energy of the universe to promote physical or emotional healing. Light a blue or green candle and hold it in your hands. Close your eyes and visualize a warm, healing light surrounding the area of your body or the person you wish to heal. Repeat a healing affirmation, such as "I am healed and whole" or "The power of healing flows through me" several times. 4. **Manifestation spell**: This spell is used to attract specific desires or goals into your life. Begin by lighting a yellow or orange candle and focus on the specific thing you want to manifest. Write down your desire on a piece of paper, folding it and placing it under the candle. Visualize yourself already having achieved the desired outcome, feeling the emotions associated with it. Thank the universe for bringing your desire into reality. Remember, the power of spells lies within your own intention and belief. Spellwork is a personal practice, so feel free to modify or personalize these spells to fit your own needs and preferences. With practice, diligence, and a strong belief in your own magic, you can become proficient in casting spells and harnessing your inner power..
Reviews for "Basic Spells for Enhancing Luck and Good Fortune"
1. Sara Smith - 1/5 - I was really disappointed with "Basic spells for beginners". The book was very basic, but not in a good way. It felt like the author just skimmed over the topics without going into any depth or giving any useful information. The spells included were basic to the point of being generic and unoriginal. Overall, I found this book to be a waste of time and money.
2. John Thompson - 2/5 - As a beginner seeking guidance in the world of spells, I found "Basic spells for beginners" to be quite underwhelming. The book lacked clear instructions and explanations, making it difficult to understand and follow along. Additionally, some of the spells seemed impractical or even ethically questionable. I would not recommend this book to anyone looking for a comprehensive and reliable guide to spellcasting.
3. Emily Davis - 2/5 - I had high hopes for "Basic spells for beginners" based on the positive reviews I read, but I ended up feeling let down. The book failed to provide enough detailed information on spellcasting techniques and ingredients, leaving me confused and unsure how to proceed. The spells themselves were quite basic and generic, lacking creativity and uniqueness. Overall, I was not impressed with this book and would not recommend it to aspiring spellcasters.