Witchcraft has been a subject of fascination and fear for centuries. The practice of witchcraft has been present in various cultures throughout history, with each having its own traditions and beliefs. It is often associated with magic, the supernatural, and the manipulation of spiritual forces. Witchcraft can be traced back to ancient times when people believed in the existence of supernatural entities and their ability to influence life events. In many cultures, witchcraft was seen as a way to harness these powers for good or evil purposes. Throughout history, witchcraft has been both celebrated and condemned.

Witchcraft XII: In the Lair of the Serpent (2004)

Twelve entries is quite a good run, but I think at long last, with Witchcraft XII: In the Lair of the Serpent, the Witchcraft series finally found its bottom. This is recklessly optimistic, I know, but every other time one of the releases in the franchise was much, much worse than its predecessors, it felt like a plunge. Here, the follow-up to the surprisingly agreeable, zany bullshit of Witchcraft XI: Sisters in Blood takes us back down to sheer unwatchable garbage; but we've been here before. In the Lair of the Serpent is a horrible experience in every possible way, but I really don't think it turns out to actually be worse than Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft. So we've hit the bottom, and now we're bouncing along it.

When this happened is a matter of some confusion. Look at some online sources, and they'll tell you In the Lair of the Serpent is a 2002 release, meaning it came out just two years after the last entry; look at others, and they give 2004, which means a four year break and, as such, the first real gap in contiguity since things got rolling with Witchcraft. I assumed this meant the video was shot in 2002 and held back until 2004, but among other things, it turns out that we've arrived at a level of professionalism such that the people making the end credits didn't bother to include a copyright date. So the only evidence I can find for a date before 2004 is one mangled sentence from the IMDb trivia page: "First the movie was only released in Japan." God, those eight sentences are a miracle. It's like an actual coherent thought, almost, that just snaps, like the tension was wound too tight. I am certainly not going to permit that little dream fragment to stand against all the evidence I have that the film first saw the light of day as a DVD in the United States in April, 2004. So that's the year I'm going with, officially.

If this sounds like a stalling tactic to put off talking about the movie, it actually isn't, this time. This is because I am uncertain there's a movie to talk about. The Witchcraft series had begun its sure and steady pivot into softcore pornography many, many years before In the Lair of the Serpent ever came out, many years before it won its solitary point of historical interest as The Horror Movie Series With The Most Entries Ever. Back when it was indeed still a horror movie series, which I guess we still have to call it that. There's a woman who kills people for her snake god, and the hero fights her with his witch powers. But never has any Witchcraft's veneer of horror elements felt like such a flimsy cover for the fact that basically, this is just plain porn. The story comes nowhere near filling even just the 88 minutes that writer-director Brad Sykes has stretched this out to; in between the meager scenes of narrative are long, unhurried stretches of time spent watching naked women tricking horny men into bed. Here they are zapped with red laser beams from the eyes of a masked figure all in black.

The first person to be so seduced and murdered, at least within the film, is Jeff Lawton (Bruce Blauer), who meets his end when he hooks up at a nightclub with a woman named Tisa (Monika Wild - and I do think we can fairly judge where In the Lair of the Serpent has arrived by the fact that there is a cast member with the highly likely name of "Monika Wild"). To do so, he had to abandon his sister, Cindy (Janet Keijser), who takes his insulting, loutish behavior in stride, but still manages to notice when he goes missing. Luckily, Cindy and Jeff have an old family friend, a certain Will Spanner (Chip James), and she thinks that he'll be just the right man to investigate. And so he joins up with police detective Tom Greaves (Garrett Clancy) to investigate, which mostly just involves always being slightly behind when Tisa or one of her fellow snake cultists do a little striptease followed by a little grinding followed by getting zapped by the masked man. Repeat, and repeat, and repeat, and repeat, until eventually Will finally meets up with the women and the masked man, discovering that the latter is none other than the snake demon Malleus (Joe Myles), and they have a little wizard's duel.

That last bit was a spoiler, I guess, but honestly, I think the only thing I could conceivably recommend about In the Lair of the Serpent is the surprisingly good snake-god prosthetic that feels like it must have represented a fairly substantial percentage of the entire budget. It is certainly the only thing in 88 minutes that feels like an actual movie is going on. Everything else is basically just Will and Greaves talking rather generically about the business of investigating a crime, with stunningly repetitive sex scenes breaking these apart. There's, like, no artistic creativity here - and yes, I'm trying to apply film criticism to a porno, the more fool me. But even at their most sleazy and sordid, the previous Witchcrafts at least had different kinds of sex scenes. This one involves food; that one involves a blue light. Here they're in a tub; now they're in a basement, standing in a shower of what must be ice-cold greywater. But in this film, it's all, just, like, sex.

Sykes isn't trying very hard, but I guess that's fair; what would possibly be his motivation to do otherwise? Not only is In the Lair of the Serpent the most perfunctory of the Witchcrafts, it's also, against all reason, the most aggressively shitty-looking. This has been a direct-to-video franchise since its inception, so high-end aesthetics have never been on the table, especially after they shifted to shooting on videotape in the mid-90s. And the thing about video technology is that it has been improving steadily for four decades now. A film shot in video in 2002 just plain ought to look better than one shot in 1996 or 1998. But the cameras they were using here were clearly not the state of the art, shall we say. Hell, I was a film student when In the Lair of the Serpent was in production, and we had better cameras available in our videography production class than seems to have been made available to Sykes and company. And the video is even pretty good compared to the sound, which is easily the worst in the franchise thus far.

Still, there have been worse-directed Witchcraft movies; In the Lair of the Serpent hasn't a single interesting looking image, but it also doesn't have any that e.g. slice everybody's face off at the chin, or trap them in imbalanced medium-wide shots that end at the exact worst part of the thigh, or any of the many hideous crimes against cinematography perpetrated in the name of this series. It looks cheap as shit, but not totally incompetent.

And, insofar as this has the rudiments of a story, it's kind of interesting that Will is an actual white witch in this one, in only his ninth appearance as an adult. Indeed, there has not been a Witchcraft since the first that actually feels so much like witchcraft is a meaningful part of its narrative. The pity is that this comes in the form of a film that eschews all of the rest of the series' points of continuity: no Detectives Lutz & Garner, and Greaves is hardly the like of their miserable, sarcastic, shitty selves. And when Will starts to have the same ugly sex with Cindy that everyone else has in this movie, it's clear that his surprisingly durable fiancée Keli has been unceremoniously ditched from the series, after having provided such a nice thread of reliable, concrete continuity for so long oh my God I'm complaining about how this violates the ongoing continuity of the Witchcraft movies, what is actually fucking wrong with me?

Witchcraft XII: In the Lair of the Serpent

Witchcraft is a horror film series, that as of March 2018, has 16 direct to video installments, making it one of the horror genre's longest-running interconnected series. It began in 1988, and most films focus, at least partially, on the character of William Spanner, who is a powerful warlock who fights for good despite having an evil lineage. The next movie in the series in Witchcraft XIII: Blood of the Chosen.

Throughout history, witchcraft has been both celebrated and condemned. In some cultures, witches were revered as wise women, healers, or spiritual leaders. They were believed to possess the ability to communicate with spirits and understand the mysteries of the universe.

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The series begins when Grace Churchill discovers her husband and mother-in-law's plan to use her newborn child, William, as a means to bring about the end of the world. The husband and mother-in-law are evil witches, who worship Satan. While Grace prevents this from happening, it is thought that only William and his mother survives the first film. In the second movie, 18 year old William, unaware of his heritage, and having been adopted by the Adams family, finds that his next door neighbor, the witch who survived from the first film, attempts to seduce him to use his powers for darkness. The Adams are white witches who had rejected the evil of the coven from the first film and stole William away.

Spanner resists the temptation, and in between the second and third movie, becomes a lawyer, getting a job in the district attorney's office. After being fired from the district attorney's office (a move which later movies reveal was caused by his black magic roots being discovered) he opens his own law office. Spanner resists his heritage, preferring a normal life, but events conspire to force him to use his powers, often with the fate of the world at stake. Spanner later becomes more comfortable with his powers and his role in protecting the world against the dark powers. Beginning in Witchcraft VI, Spanner often serves as an unofficial consultant for the Los Angeles Police Department, usually working with Detective Lutz and/or Garner.

While Spanner is the main character of the series, he is not in movies 8 and 10, and is only an infant in the first film. He dies at the end of the seventh movie, and remains dead during the eighth movie, but is resurrected in the ninth movie. He does not appear during the tenth movie, which is set in London, England and follows Lt. Lutz as she assist Interpol with a case, although he is referenced.

Keli is Spanner's Girlfriend in many of the movies, and they are engaged sometime between the tenth and the eleventh movie, but she disappears and is not referred to after the 11th movie.

The 14th–16th movies form a connected trilogy. The 16th film takes place in the "real" world, pokes fun of the film series recasting of the leads and the low budget nature of the series, using the actors from the 14th and 15th movie. The 16th movie explains that the entire series, and its oft recasting of the leads, is part of a careful plot by Satan to control the world.

Witchcraft XII: In the Lair of the Serpent

A serial killing warlock uses the women of his cult to lure men to their deaths to fulfill a prophecy.

Witchcraft 12 has one of the most amusing plotlines in this miserable franchise. It goes all out. It looks like it was written by a thirteen-year-old who just discovered sex, gore, and magic. Brad Sykes is that man-boy. He writes and directs yet another Witchcraft movie about a serial killer, detectives, strippers, aardvarking, and witchcraft. There’s nothing here we haven’t seen 11 times before.

This franchise is what it is. If it was any smarter, Witchcraft 12 would be a stand-alone movie. The acting is fucking awful and only surpassed in mediocrity by the dialogue. Every ounce of this picture sucks, and it’s hard to sit through. Whoever lit this thing should’ve been fired. Whoever recorded the audio should be lapidated. The exterior shots are uncomfortably lame.

Witchcraft 12 doesn’t know if it wants to make you cum or cry. Either way, grab a tissue. Grab the whole box. Doesn’t matter how serious this story gets. No plot point is too dramatic for a good pair of boobs. Like it or not, for better or worse, this franchise is deeply rooted in sex and witchcraft. The budget has always been the number one issue with this series, followed by incompetence.

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However, in other cultures, witchcraft was seen as a threat to society. It was associated with dark forces, devil worship, and malevolence. In these societies, witches were often persecuted and accused of causing harm or misfortune. The Salem witch trials in colonial America serve as a chilling example of the hysteria and persecution surrounding witchcraft. In 1692, several young girls in Salem Village, Massachusetts, claimed to be possessed by witches. This led to a widespread witch hunt, resulting in the execution of 20 people and the imprisonment of many others. Over time, beliefs about witchcraft have evolved. In modern times, witchcraft is often viewed as a spiritual practice rather than an evil or dangerous phenomenon. Many people identify as witches and openly practice various forms of witchcraft, such as Wicca or modern witchcraft. These modern practices often focus on personal empowerment, connection with nature, and the use of rituals and spells for positive purposes. Witches may engage in meditation, spellcasting, divination, and other rituals to manifest their desires or seek guidance. However, it is important to note that not all witches believe or practice the same things. Witchcraft is a diverse and individualistic practice, and each witch may have their own beliefs and traditions. In conclusion, witchcraft is a complex and multifaceted subject with a rich history and cultural significance. It has been both revered and feared throughout the centuries, with beliefs and practices varying widely across different cultures and time periods. Whether seen as witches or practitioners of magic, those who engage in witchcraft continue to embody a unique and mystical tradition..

Reviews for "Eclectic Witchcraft: Blending Different Traditions"

1. John - 1 star - I was extremely disappointed with "Witchcraft xii". The storyline was weak and lacked originality. It felt like a recycled version of previous movies in the franchise. The acting was subpar, with the actors delivering their lines in a robotic and unconvincing manner. The special effects were laughable and failed to create a sense of excitement or suspense. Overall, "Witchcraft xii" failed to captivate my attention and left me feeling bored and unimpressed.

2. Sarah - 2 stars - I had high hopes for "Witchcraft xii" given that I enjoyed the previous movies in the series, but unfortunately, this installment fell short of my expectations. The plot seemed rushed and poorly developed, leaving me confused and disengaged. The characters lacked depth and were forgettable, making it difficult to empathize with their struggles or care about their outcomes. Additionally, the overuse of clichés and predictable twists made the movie feel unoriginal and uninspired. Overall, "Witchcraft xii" was a disappointing addition to the franchise.

3. Michael - 1 star - "Witchcraft xii" is a trainwreck of a movie. The dialogue is cringe-worthy, filled with cheesy one-liners and forced attempts at humor. The plot is convoluted and poorly executed, making it difficult to follow or invest in the storyline. The acting is wooden and unconvincing, leaving the characters feeling flat and uninteresting. The special effects are laughably bad, with obvious CGI and poorly choreographed action scenes. I would highly recommend skipping "Witchcraft xii" unless you want to waste your time on a poorly made, low-budget film.

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