Splash Magic Northumberland is a popular water park located in Northumberland County, Pennsylvania. The park offers a range of fun-filled activities and attractions for visitors of all ages. One of the main attractions of Splash Magic is its water slides. The park boasts a variety of slides, including tube slides, body slides, and speed slides, guaranteeing a thrilling and exciting experience for adrenaline junkies. With twists, turns, and drops, these slides provide hours of entertainment for guests. In addition to the slides, the park also features a lazy river.
In addition to the slides, the park also features a lazy river. Visitors can relax and float along the gentle current, soaking up the sun and enjoying the beautiful scenery. The lazy river is a great option for those looking for a more laid-back and relaxing experience at the water park.
THE WITCH
The horror movie THE WITCH opens with a Puritan man named William defending his family against unspecified charges of witchcraft brought by his village court. Despite William’s protestations, he and his family are thrown out of the village and forced to settle down on a barren stretch of land next to ominous woods. He warns the children not to set foot in the woods, but that changes when the baby disappears. William and his only son go searching for the baby, but more disturbing events begin to happen. Eventually, the parents become unhinged as their children exhibit increasing signs of demonic possession.
THE WITCH presents all this scary stuff with slowly building, yet disturbing, tension. The level of tragedies befalling these believers as their world falls apart is stunning. So, one might think the movie will ultimately sympathize with them. Nothing could be further from the truth, however. THE WITCH ends with a coven of demonic witches killing off the family except for the teenage daughter, who joins the coven. THE WITCH has a strong occult worldview with incredibly strong anti-Christian elements.
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(OOO, AbAbAb, PaPaPa, C, B, L, VVV, NNN, MMM) Very strong occult worldview involving witchcraft and demonic possession with strong anti-Christian elements and extreme pagan tones about a Puritan family banished from their community for vague charges of witchcraft, who are beset by a witch and demonic forces after they resettle near some scary woods, though the parents try to battle the demonic forces with prayer, but their prayers prove fruitless; light possible foul, blasphemous language in a couple intensely disturbing scenes where several people are crying out to God at once, but it’s difficult to discern if some of the cries are mocking God rather than calling on His help; increasingly disturbing, very strong violence as more and more terrible things happen to the family including teenage daughter accused of being a witch verbally threatens the life of her younger sister and nearly chokes her to death to keep her from telling on her for her admission that she has an interest in witchcraft, a hideous black goat with giant horns that the family owns attacks the devoutly Puritan father twice and the second time gores him before knocking over a giant pile of wood that crushes him to death, a baby disappears when the teenage daughter plays peek-a-boo with it and is later shown naked and being touched in a creepy way by a naked witch (although no genital contact is shown), three young children exhibit growing signs of disturbing behavior before uncontrollably shaking and dying when forced to pray against demonic possession, and father (despite having the best of intentions in fighting evil) appears to become mentally unhinged as the movie progresses and exhibits disturbing levels of anger towards his unruly children; strong disturbing perversity when naked baby is touched in creepy way by naked witch, and a reference to incestuous desires when there’s a quick moment of eye contact that seems to imply the hormonally budding pre-teenage boy eyes his older sister’s cleavage lustfully as she gives him a strangely alluring look in return; rear female nudity and side female nudity as a filthy, long-haired witch appears to sacrifice baby, and upper and rear female nudity when teenage girl strips naked and flies off with a coven of witches that she eventually joins; no alcohol; no smoking or drugs; and, teenage girl is deceptive, children act weird due to demonic possession, and parents lose their minds to anger and fear.
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THE WITCH is a stark, almost documentary-style depiction of mysterious evil circumstances that befall a Puritan family after they are banished from their community and resettle near some intimidating, scary woods. THE WITCH has a strong occult worldview with an incredibly strong anti-Christian bias and extreme pagan undertones.
The movie opens with a Puritan man named William (Ralph Ineson) defending his family against unspecified charges of witchcraft brought by his village court. Despite his protestations his family is innocent, they are thrown out of the village and forced to settle down on a barren stretch of land with ominous woods in the background.
The children are warned not to set foot in the woods, but the family quickly has to do so after their baby disappears in a split-second when the teenage daughter, Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy), plays peek-a-boo with him. The baby is seen by viewers being subjected to a disturbing ritual at the hands of a witch, but the family has no idea what has happened to the baby.
As William and his only son, Caleb (Harvey Scrimshaw), go in search of the baby, they find that their animal traps keep getting set off by someone before the traps can catch anything. Family tensions mount as the land they live on turns out to be worthless for growing crops. Soon, the teenage daughter’s response to the tension appears to be more and more mysterious and evil, with her siblings accusing her of engaging in witchcraft.
As Thomasin strives to keep her reputation unblemished, ever more strange and evil occurrences happen. William and his wife become slowly unhinged by seeing so much evil. Soon, demonic possession and worse beset the family.
THE WITCH presents all of this scary stuff with slowly building, yet highly disturbing, tension. Writer/Director Robert Eggers clearly has talent in setting up a strong mood and setting, and the performances are convincing across the board.
However, THE WITCH is a movie that’s evil to its core. The level of tragedies befalling these believers as their world falls apart is stunning. So, one might think the movie will ultimately sympathize with them or show them defeating the growing demonic evil around them.
Nothing could be further from the truth, however. (SPOILERS FOLLOW) THE WITCH devolves into a horrific series of final events before winding up with the revelation that Thomasin is indeed a witch. The movie ends with her laughing and smiling as her clothes fall off her, and she goes for a celebratory flight with the rest of her coven of witches. (END SPOILERS).
There is nothing of value for media-wise viewers to see in THE WITCH. In fact, all moviegoers are advised not to allow THE WITCH to pollute their minds either. THE WITCH is a strong candidate for the most offensive movie of 2016.
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DonateAnother popular feature of Splash Magic is its wave pool. This large pool generates waves, simulating the feel of an ocean beach. Visitors can swim, splash, and play in the waves, providing a fun and refreshing break from the slides and other attractions. For younger visitors, Splash Magic offers a designated children's play area. This area is specifically designed for kids and includes smaller slides, shallow pools, and water features that are perfect for little ones. Parents can relax and watch their children safely enjoy the water in this specially designed section of the park. In addition to the water attractions, Splash Magic also provides various amenities for visitors. The park offers picnic areas where guests can enjoy a meal or snack, as well as changing rooms and locker rentals for convenience. Overall, Splash Magic Northumberland is a fantastic water park that offers a wide range of attractions and activities for visitors of all ages. Whether you're seeking a thrilling ride down a water slide or a relaxing float in the lazy river, there's something for everyone at this park. So, grab your swimsuit and head to Splash Magic for a day of fun and excitement..
Reviews for "Discover the Thrill of Splash Majic Northumberland OA"
1) Sarah - 2/5 stars - I was really disappointed with my experience at Splash Magic Northumberland. The facilities were outdated and in need of some serious renovations. The water park was small and didn't have a lot of exciting attractions. The staff was also unfriendly and didn't seem very knowledgeable. Overall, I wouldn't recommend this place if you're looking for a fun and enjoyable water park experience.
2) John - 1/5 stars - Splash Magic Northumberland was a complete letdown. The water park was overcrowded and it felt like there were way too many people crammed into the limited space. The lines for the slides were ridiculously long and the wait times were unbearable. The cleanliness of the park was also questionable, with dirty floors and unattended trash. Save your money and go somewhere else for a better water park experience.
3) Emily - 2/5 stars - My family and I were really looking forward to our visit to Splash Magic Northumberland, but unfortunately, it didn't live up to our expectations. The water park was not well-maintained, with broken slides and chipped paint. The locker rooms were dirty and lacked basic amenities like soap and paper towels. The food options were also limited and overpriced. We left feeling underwhelmed and won't be returning in the future.
4) Mike - 2/5 stars - Our day at Splash Magic Northumberland was far from magical. The park was overcrowded, making it difficult to fully enjoy the water slides and pools. The lifeguards seemed overwhelmed and were not attentive to the safety of the guests. The lack of shade and seating areas was also a major inconvenience. Overall, our experience was not worth the price we paid and we won't be going back.