Ride with a Witch and Save the World: The Power of Bro-Hood

"Save a broom, ride a witch" is a phrase that can be interpreted in various ways. On the surface, it suggests that instead of using a broom for transportation, one should ride a witch instead. This can be seen as a playful and humorous statement, often used in Halloween-themed contexts. However, looking deeper into the phrase, it raises questions about gender roles and stereotypes. The phrase implies that witches, typically portrayed as female, are the ones who possess the ability to fly on brooms. In contrast, brooms are associated with stereotypically male activities, such as cleaning or yard work.

In contrast, brooms are associated with stereotypically male activities, such as cleaning or yard work. This can be seen as a way to challenge gender norms and encourage individuals to question traditional roles and expectations. Additionally, the phrase may also serve as a reminder to value and preserve traditional symbols and practices.

The Witch's Broom

A very common trope in witchcraft-themed fictional narratives is the iconic Magic Broom, a magical object made from wood and straw to fly and serve as a vehicle for witches. Witches generally fly with the broom between their legs, although sometimes women fly sitting sideways with both legs together (some men do too, but so far I've seen more women riding the broom like this, like riding a horse in sidesaddle form). That said, I ask: What would it be like to ride a broom? Because the broom stays in the air (except when it goes up), but your body, according to the laws of physics, tends to go down. It's like sitting on the handrail of a ladder with your legs spread and the handrail between them. It shouldn't be very comfortable, especially for a man. Note: with no answers involving magic used on the witch or person who will ride the broom, the only magic allowed is the one that makes the broom fly and does not break under the weight of a human being on it. Also no saddles or anything that makes the broom more motorcycle-like, the point is a broom that is true to its broom design. My question is whether it would be comfortable, whether it would hurt, etc. Not about how riding a broom.

$\begingroup$ the practical witch might tend to use layered and padded underwear. which would also be useful to protect against the cold, rushing air at high speeds. as for how it would feel: try it for yourself by sitting on a fence. $\endgroup$

$\begingroup$ No an answer, but it probably is appropriate to point out that (patchy) historical evidence suggests that the besom's handle (or a similar rod) was used to apply hallucinogenic ointment to the mucosa of the vagina and/or anus for transdermal absorption. In other words, they did not actually fly, only believed that they did. (Thankfully that part has not made it into Harry Potter. ) $\endgroup$

$\begingroup$ I actually had to try riding a broomstick when I read this question. It is indeed very uncomfortable, especially in the gender-nonspecific parts (an educated guess tells me that female parts would suffer quite a bit, whereas my male parts weren't in contact with the broomstick). I also concluded that the flying magic should be supplemented with magic which prevents the broomstick from spinning sideways, lest you fall off. $\endgroup$

$\begingroup$ @gustafc thinking of bike saddles and tree branches, an unusually thick handle would be enough. Perhaps a magical enhancement of thickness both for strength and comfort, while it still looks thin and the weight isn't increased $\endgroup$

$\begingroup$ especially for a man? It could be more uncomfortable for women, because parts can't be pushed to one side - they are where they are, and I expect are no less sensitive (no empirical data). $\endgroup$

Brooms have a long history as cultural symbols, often associated with witchcraft and magic. By suggesting that one should save a broom, it implies the importance of preserving these cultural traditions rather than abandoning them for new and potentially less meaningful alternatives. Ultimately, "Save a broom, ride a witch" is a phrase that holds multiple layers of interpretation. Whether it is taken as a light-hearted Halloween joke, a challenge to gender norms, or a call to preserve cultural traditions, it encourages individuals to think critically and creatively about the world around them..

Reviews for "How Bros Can Learn from Witches and Save the Planet"

1. Megan - 1 star

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2. Brian - 2 stars

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3. Jessica - 2.5 stars

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4. David - 2 stars

I found "Save a bro9m ride a witch" to be quite repetitive and predictable. The plot felt cliché and unoriginal, and I was hoping for more uniqueness. The writing style was also a bit juvenile, making it hard for me to fully immerse myself in the story. I think it may appeal more to a younger audience, but as an adult reader, it didn't hold my interest. I wouldn't recommend it to others looking for a captivating read.

5. Samantha - 1.5 stars

I struggled to connect with the characters in "Save a bro9m ride a witch". They felt one-dimensional and lacked development. The romance aspect was forced and didn't feel genuine. Additionally, the pacing was uneven, with moments of intense action followed by long periods of boredom. The book failed to keep me engaged and I was left feeling disappointed. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone looking for a well-crafted and engaging story.

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