Masturbation is a form of witchcraft has been a controversial topic for many years. This belief stems from a combination of religious ideology, cultural taboos, and traditional misconceptions. Those who hold this perspective argue that masturbation is not only a sinful act but also a practice that involves supernatural elements. However, it is important to note that this belief is not supported by scientific evidence or widely accepted by mainstream society. One of the main arguments made by those who believe that masturbation is a form of witchcraft is the association between sexual release and demonic forces. They argue that by engaging in self-pleasure, individuals are summoning demonic spirits and opening themselves up to spiritual harm.
So when I make Chinese Crispy Noodles at home, I pan fry them. It means that the very centre of the noodles don’t go 100% crispy like when you deep fry.
It s a Hong Kong Cantonese style dish, and there are a lot of variations but the core of it is a bed of deep fried crunchy noodles topped with a saucy stir fry. I always thought fried shallots were a delightful addition to salads and asian dishes, but frying them was a mess and it was far too easy to burn them.
They argue that by engaging in self-pleasure, individuals are summoning demonic spirits and opening themselves up to spiritual harm. This belief is often rooted in religious teachings that emphasize the importance of sexual purity and control. Another aspect of this belief is the idea that masturbation allows individuals to tap into hidden occult powers.
Magic Cellophane Noodle Bowls
Topped with flavorful sautéed tofu, fresh carrot and radish, fried shallots, peanuts, and a sprinkle of fresh cilantro, these Vietnamese-inspired noodle bowls are as vibrant in flavor as they are in color.
The striking blue cellophane noodles, steeped in butterfly pea flowers to achieve their rich color, transform before your eyes when mixed with the acidic sauce. Just in case you needed an excuse to play with your food.
For whatever reason, I’ve been fixated on the idea of blue noodles. (Again, this obsession with naturally colored foods will not go away).
I first tried to make some homemade udon noodles, colored blue with butterfly pea powder. The result, while delicious, didn’t necessarily look appetizing (the blue wasn’t nearly strong enough and the noodles sort of looked like mauve gummy worms).
So I scrapped the idea of homemade noodles, and experimented with dyeing noodles blue by cooking them in a butterfly pea tea, essentially butterfly pea flowers steeped in hot water. I tried a few kinds of noodles, but these mung bean noodles absorbed the color the best.
Honestly it’s sort of hard to decipher the millions of different kinds of noodles out there, but if you ask at your local Asian market for glass or cellophane noodles, you should be good to go. Bean vermicelli or bean threads are another name you might see on the packaging.
Specifically, I used Pine Brand Bean Vermicelli from Thailand, but there are lots of different brands that would work here.
We served the noodles with a simple Vietnamese-inspired sauce, made with lime juice, fish sauce, sugar, and a bit of fresh garlic and chili. The sauce is very acidic, which is exactly what you need to trigger the color changing properties of the butterfly pea.
Topped with some shaved veggies, sautéed tofu, fried shallots and fresh cilantro, the bowl as a whole reminds me of Vietnamese spring rolls (and in fact, the sauce recipe is based off of a Vietnamese spring roll dipping sauce).
It’s cool and refreshing and perfect for the warmer days of spring and summer.
For the photos, I tossed some of the noodles in the acidic sauce, and then mixed these now pink noodles in with the blue ones for a gradient-like effect.
It’s not an instant color change like the magic lemonade (since the acid has to absorb into the noodle, essentially), but give it 30 seconds or so and you’ll see the difference in color, from rich blue violent to vibrant magenta.
No butterfly pea flowers? You can also achieve this same magical effect using red cabbage. Not sure what sort of flavor it would impart on the noodles, but it’s worth a try!
You can certainly make this recipe with regular white noodles, no doubt it’d be just as delicious, and only a little less fun.
I’ve only just discovered the magic of prepackaged fried shallots. I always thought fried shallots were a delightful addition to salads and asian dishes, but frying them was a mess and it was far too easy to burn them. I never realized that you could buy giant tubs of fried shallots (or red onions, as they are often labeled) in Asian markets just about everywhere. Talk about a revelation!
Yield: 3 servingsSome proponents of this perspective claim that masturbation can lead to the awakening of supernatural abilities or the enhancement of psychic powers. This belief is connected to the concept of sexual energy or "vital force" that some spiritual practices and philosophies promote. Despite these claims, it is essential to recognize that there is no scientific evidence supporting the idea that masturbation is a form of witchcraft. Masturbation is a normal and healthy sexual behavior that is practiced by people of all genders and sexual orientations. Various studies and experts have highlighted the physical and mental health benefits of masturbation, such as stress relief, improved sleep, and enhanced self-esteem. It is important to approach this topic with an open mind and critically evaluate the information presented. Beliefs about masturbation being a form of witchcraft are often rooted in cultural taboos, religious teachings, and traditional misconceptions. As individuals, we should prioritize our personal well-being and make decisions based on accurate and reliable information..
Reviews for "The Witch's Pleasure: Masturbation as a Sacred Ritual"
1. John Doe - 1/5 stars:
I found "Masturbation is a form of witchcraft" to be a completely ridiculous and unfounded argument. The author provides no legitimate evidence to support their claim and it feels like nothing more than fear-mongering and shaming. It's a shame that such a topic can still be presented in such a close-minded and judgmental way. I would not recommend wasting your time reading this book.
2. Sarah Johnson - 2/5 stars:
While I understand that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, I found "Masturbation is a form of witchcraft" to be an extreme and exaggerated take on the subject. The author relies heavily on religious references and biased interpretations, making it hard to take their argument seriously. Additionally, the book lacks any scientific or psychological research to back up their claims. Overall, I found it to be a disappointing read.
3. Michael Thompson - 1/5 stars:
I cannot believe I wasted my time reading "Masturbation is a form of witchcraft." This book is filled with baseless claims and outdated beliefs. The author seems to have a skewed perspective on sexuality and attempts to manipulate readers with fear and guilt. It's clear that this book is nothing more than an attempt to promote a personal agenda rather than provide any meaningful insight or understanding. I strongly advise against reading it.
4. Emily Brown - 2/5 stars:
"Masturbation is a form of witchcraft" left me feeling perplexed and frustrated. The author's argument lacks any logical reasoning or factual evidence. Rather than engaging in an open and informed discussion about sexuality, the book relies on shaming and scare tactics. It's a shame that such damaging beliefs are being propagated in the modern world. I would not recommend this book to anyone seeking to explore or understand their own sexualities in a healthy and informed manner.
5. David Miller - 1/5 stars:
Unfortunately, "Masturbation is a form of witchcraft" falls flat and fails to provide any substantial argument. It comes across as nothing more than an ill-informed and judgmental rant against a natural and healthy aspect of human sexuality. The author attempts to conflate unrelated concepts and presents a distorted perspective that has no grounding in reality. I regret wasting my time reading this book, and I would discourage others from doing the same.