Kitty Witch A Kitty Witch is a whimsical combination of a cat and a witch. It is a playful and enchanting creature that captures the imaginations of both children and adults alike. With its mischievous nature and magical abilities, the Kitty Witch is a beloved character in folklore and pop culture. The Kitty Witch is often depicted as an adorable feline with a pointy hat, a broomstick, and a magical wand. It has the ability to cast spells, brew potions, and fly through the night sky on its broomstick. Despite its supernatural powers, the Kitty Witch is known for its friendly and approachable demeanor.

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Kitty's Witch

Grams snapped her fingers and I blinked at her frown. "Hayley, get off your dragon and pull your dress down - I can see more of your snatch than I want to," "You taste like mine." Serena is a witch. Well, almost. If it wasn't for her badly behaved familiar she might have already ascended to full witch and finally gained the approval of the Head of the Council - her mother. But the damn cat doesn't seem to want to play ball and it's getting to the point that the local cattery is looking like a swell idea. For a warrior witch, the fact that her own familiar won't reveal his war form, is making her look severely stupid. And Serena doesn't do stupid. Good thing she has a glitter-witch/pixie/gypsy/no idea what she actually is, best friend who has her own dragon as a familiar, and Serena is not jealous. Not at all. With help from a highly intoxicated Grandma, and an overly affectionate naked guy, Serena and Hayley fight against Sod's Law to finally achieve more than the title of 'Faulty West Coast Witch.' This is a Novella of roughly 50,000 words that includes lots of indecent flashing, coarse humor, and an irreverent witch that has the vocabulary of a big, burly truck driver. Foul language warning in three. two. one. Author takes no responsibility for sudden cat appreciation societies, adoptions, and/or girly-squeals

Despite its supernatural powers, the Kitty Witch is known for its friendly and approachable demeanor. In folklore, Kitty Witches are said to bring good luck and protect their owners from evil spirits. They are also believed to have the power to grant wishes and fulfill desires.

Chapter 1

Please note that this book will be removed for publishing to amazon on october 1st 2019 apart from the first chapter. Should you wish to read it in full it will be available under the kindle unlimited deal.

Why he couldn’t just do what every other familiar did was beyond me. Not my cat. Nooo. Stupid thing had obviously been put in my path to royally fuck with my life. Five years I’d had him, and for five years he’d taken it upon himself to push me to the very end of the last remaining tether to my sanity. It started simply; a few shoes slightly moist, damp in the toe area as if he’d spent a few hours drooling into my favourite heels. Suspicious marks in the pretty straps that seemed to magically resemble itty, bitty, kitty teeth.

That was an understatement - he’d always had oddly large teeth for a house cat.

He’d quickly moved onto bigger and better things. Tearing neat little slices in my skirts - as if he’d dug his claws in and rappled down the length like it was a curtain. Snags in my sheer blouses that turned them from classy to trashy, and paw shaped prints on my cream leather trousers that looked as if he’d run through tar before wiping it off in permanent stains.

That was okay though. I could have coped with all that. But now he’d upped his game to gold medal level and at this very moment, it was a case of deciding which river to drown him in.

Not that I could actually do that. My mother would cast me in the same damn river.

Pfft. It that were true, he wouldn’t be such a Goddess-damned devil cat.

“Serena!” The slightly squealy voice belonging to a bottle blonde came barging in the front door.

“In here, Hayley,” I sighed, staring at the cat that lay in the sunlight beaming through the living room window. Licking his paws every so often as if reiterating what a fabulous job he’d done.

Hayley caught where my attention was as soon as she bounced into the room, sparkles and glitter pre-empting her arrival in a flourish of pixie dust. She giggled, musical and lilting that lightened my irritation without my consent and allowed the scowl to momentarily drop from my face. “What’s he done now?”

I huffed and found my irritation again. “He tore through my underwear drawer. I came home to my panties scattered throughout the house and every single one had the crotch torn out!” I sent him evil eyes, hoping he understood that the only thing that was currently preventing my vengeance was the added threat of my mother finding out I had burned the fur from his hide. “Charles was with me.”

Hayley sucked in breath, screwing her nose up in distaste. “And what did he have to say?”

She didn’t like Charles, thought he was too uppity for me and had no sense of humour. She wasn’t wrong, but he was the only man that had so far put up with my fleeting interest and the constant random appearances of my mother - no small feat for any man.

I sighed again and slouched on the sofa. “Not much. I chased the cat down here and he saw Charles waiting, pranced right up to him and sprayed all over his leg.”

I cringed at Hayley’s snorting giggle. “Oh, that’s unfortunate.”

“Unfortunate? I couldn’t even apologise I was so mortified. Charles left after that.” I allowed my scowl to take over my face again, watching as the cat stretched his hind leg into the air and proceeded to lick himself with glee. “I think he was put on Earth to destroy me,” I said, a morose tone making my shoulders slump in depression.

Hayley, eventually finishing her laughter, sat down beside me. “Charles?” She questioned.

I frowned at her. “No, not Charles - the fucking cat.”

Hayley smiled brightly and made kissy faces at the bastard cat, puffs of glitzy, colourful shimmer escaping her pursed lips with each pout. “But he’s so cute-”

She stopped and looked down, a hurt expression covering her usual sweetness that made me feel like an utter asshole for glaring at her in return. “I didn’t mean it, Hayley, I know you like him.” Her smile returned with so much brightness it almost seared my eyeballs, and made me wonder if she was possibly the greatest manipulator to ever live. “I just don’t understand. He’s supposed to be my familiar, why does he feel the need to constantly disrupt my life? He destroys everything, chases away any man I’ve brought home, and the neighbourhood pets are terrified of him.” I cringed, remembering the last episode of his territorial madness. “He sent next-door’s Doberman into oncoming traffic! I’m still paying that vet bill.”

Hayley shrugged, like it was perfectly normal behaviour. “Perhaps he’s just protective?”

“Ha! Yours is protective - He spends most of his time wrapped around your neck.” Which was true - the damn lizard didn’t leave her alone, even now I bet he was mooching around underneath her jacket somewhere. “My mothers is protective - twirling through her legs with each step she takes like a freaking trip hazard. Mine is just a dick.” I pointedly stared at the cat as he turned his disinterested face towards the window to watch the dangerous war zone outside - otherwise known as my quiet, suburban street. “I don’t understand where I’ve gone wrong.” Because it had to be something I wasn’t doing, or something I’d already messed up. Familiars just didn’t act this way. They were a gift from the Goddess, designed to suit each witch perfectly, and each was intrinsically linked to our powers - to the point that mine ranged from non-existent to frighteningly out of control due to the uneven bond between me and that stupid cat.

Hayley’s perpetually shiny aura dimmed a little, and I couldn’t help but feel bad about that - fucking pixie power. “I’m sure it’s nothing your doing, Serena,” She patted my hand with gentle reassurance, a sly slick of lizard tail appearing from the sleeve of her jacket as her hand moved. “Some familiars just take longer to bond with their witches. We all have such different powers and personalities - you can’t expect an instant click.”

Well, if it hadn’t been five fucking years, then perhaps I could have taken her at her word. “Its been a little longer than normal, Hayley,” I hissed back.

She winced and nodded, “Maybe if you named him? You don’t even call him anything but ‘Cat’.”

“I would, but everytime he eats something else of mine I revert back to ‘That fucking Cat’.” I caught her wince this time - knowing it was because of my overuse of the ‘F’ word. Hayley was too sweet to swear - that was my opinion anyway.

Ever helpful, Hayley tried again. “Well, have you tried asking your mother and George?”

George. She’d named that ornery old cat George. And if it didn’t suit a house cat, it certainly didn’t suit the giant panther he turned into.

Our familiars only kept their shape for convenient purposes. Shape shifters by nature, they each had another form that was more suited to working with their ‘spellcaster warrior’ witch. Hayley got a lizard that shifted into a dragon. A. Fucking. Dragon. A two tonne behemoth of a beast with teeth and claws and freaking fire.

And me? I got the world’s worst kitty who couldn’t even be bothered to show his witch what his warrior form was. I reiterate - asshole. “No, Hails, I can’t ask her because yet again I’ll be the disappointment who can’t handle her own familiar.” That’s what happens when you get the head of the witch council as your mother - anything less than perfect is an abomination. And considering my poor excuse for powers and that fucking cat I flat out refused to ask her for help.

Sparkles flew through the air again - Hayley’s sigh letting out on a puff of glittering breath. “I don’t know what to tell you, Serena, I’ve only had Lucian for a year.”

And she’d tamed the wild beast in less than a week - that made me feel oh so fucking special. “I don’t know why he even bothered finding me, he obviously doesn’t like me.” Depression hit me again, because who wanted to be the witch who’s own familiar didn’t like her? He’d strolled right up to me five years ago, as I’d slammed the front door on my mother - one argument of many that we’d had before. I’d turned to storm down her driveway, fully intending on causing as much noise with my feet as possible, only to nearly trip arse-over-tit when he stood directly infront of me, sat on the gravel path, peering up at my face with the oddest violet-hued eyes I’d ever seen. He’d followed me home and never left. Despite the fact that his hate was quite apparent. And I was less sure now than I was then on what to do with him.

Hayley made a pouty face - a face only her sparkles could pull off - and gave me another of her consoling pats. “Of course he likes you, Serena! You’re lovely, why wouldn’t he like you?”

So sweet it was almost sickening. Good thing she was my friend because from anyone else I would have set them on fire. Or at least tried to anyway. I looked at Cat, finding him already staring at me, a somewhat vacant look in his creepy eyes. “Is that true? Do you like me really?” Praying he gave me some sort of sign, something more than his usual disinterest. He blinked once, his whiskers flicking as his head tilted to the side, then his hind leg went up in the air again and he proceeded to clean his already pristine balls.

Hayley snorted softly, obviously getting the same hint that I was, and murmered in gentle, soothing whispers to the reptile hidden within her clothes. I wasn’t in the slightest bit jealous.

“Are you coming to Winter solstice?” I changed the subject, having had enough of the cat for the foreseeable future.

Hayley grinned, “Yes! I’m so excited! Lucian’s going to change and show the council how much he’s grown. Oh my god, Serena, I’m going to be so proud of him!”

I sighed and slumped back into the sofa, my eyes betraying me and flicking back to the stupid feline draped across the opposite sofa, sunlight picking out tiny glints of gold in his sable fur.

I was expected to attend - can’t have the head witch’s daughter absent from one of the most important socials in the witchy calender. Of course, I’d be present minus one kitty because, was I fuck going to be embarrassed in front of the entire population of West coast witches. “You want to carpool? I can’t stand the thought of walking in by myself, plus you can be the mother barrier.”

“I’m not going to be the wall between you and your mother, Serena. She’s always perfectly polite to me.”

I snorted, “Of course she is, Hayley! You are an ascending witch, with a familiar that’s not faulty,” I sent another glare to Cat. “And your powers are almost under control. What’s not to like about that?”

Hayley pouted again and I swear, if she turned on the tears I was calling her on her little guilt trips. “Please don’t fight, I hate it when you fight,” She pleaded.

“Then be my wall.” I triumphantly crossed my arms, a grin on my face that, for the first time today, wasn’t at all forced.

I was going to ace this solstice. No embarrassment, no mother, and no fucking cat.

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Witch Anthro Cat.

Anthropomorph (Anthro) is a human-shaped character. Anthropomorphism is the transfer of the human image and its properties to inanimate objects.
Very graceful anthro cat. The cat is made in the image of a witch.

Materials:
- plastic frame.
- copper wire frame.
- sheep's wool.
- artificial fur.
- glass eyes.
- polymer clay.
- Amethyst and labradorite beads.
- Pendant made of artificial stones and metal.
- natural feathers.
- Staff with amethyst.
- Lots of paraphernalia and accessories.

All clothes are removed.

Servicing: dry cleaning, no moistening, no washing, it is possible to comb with an animal brush. It is unfitted for younger children! Collection work, for an esthetic pleasure.

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Artistry at its finest, absolutely incredible

So adorable and feels like she will curl up in your lap and purr

Absolutely amazing work and talent 👏 She has such a gift! I Got it in perfect shape great packaging & retrieved it as promised. Her work is absolutely Devine!

This Cat is STUNNING! I am in AWE and Can't STOP Looking into those Beautiful EYES!! My Second Cat from Julia and I could not be more THRILLED! Julia is TRULY A MASTER! And this Cat is a Masterpiece! One of MANY I hope to share my Heart and Home with!!

Adorable Teddy Bear arrived today. He's incredible! So sweet, and what expression! I love him! Thank you, Julia. I will treasure him.

I am THRILLED with This Beautiful Cat! I have waited So Long for one of Julia's Creations and now that my Cat is home, I Want MORE! What can I say. Julia is an AMAZING Artist and this Cat is so Masterfully Done! I can't stop staring a his Lovely face! He makes my Heart HAPPY!!

WOW. I can't believe how real this cat looks in real life! I am blown away by Julia's talent and feel so lucky to be able to appreciate this work of art in person Review by An B.
Belgium, on Dec 5, 2022

WoW, this sloth looks amazingly real! I love sloths and I’m so happy to own one now, without having to feed him 😁 Whats a true work of art ❤️

One of the most beautiful and adorable bears I proudly own thanks to Julia. Highly recommend and will be on the look out for more cute bears :) thank you!

Beautiful creation, full of character. I relate with her every morning. :)

This is so awesome and perfect!! He was packaged up great and I love I finally have one of your platypus'!! Thanks so much!!

Thanks a lot! This is so cute!
Yulia Leonovich

Dieser kleine Himbeer-Fuchs ist phantastisch, handwerklich perfekt gearbeitet und unheimlich süß. In diesem kleinen Kunstwerk steckt ganz viel Liebe und Geduld. Herzlichen Dank dafür, liebe Yulia!

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Yulia Leonovich

The Slow Lori is absolutely perfect. For me it was love at first sight. You just can’t resist such a facial expression. And the hands and feet are wonderful. Every finger is moveable and realistic. It is craftsmanship in perfection.
Thank you very, very much, dear Yulia!

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Yulia Leonovich

He’s perfect thank you so much! Julia is an amazing artist and super friendly person - I’m as happy as can be!

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Yulia Leonovich

Super talentierte Künstlerin!
Was für ein niedliches Lämmchen.
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Yulia Leonovich

The dragonfly is indescribably beautiful. Yulia is really a great artist. She has replicated every little vein in the wings. The legs are lovingly wrapped with thread and the whole body is modelled and coloured just like the living dragonflies in our garden. I am so happy to have received such a fantastic unique piece.
A very big thank you, Yulia!

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Was für eine talentierte Künstlerin! Wir sind soo überraschend froh darüber! Jeder mag meinen kleinen Fuchs! Ich wollte hier 10 ⭐️ geben! Vielen Dank!

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Julia's artistry and ability to capture the exact essence of a creature is simply amazing! I knew I would like this jerboa, but I wasn't expecting to be completely blown away by him! He is beyond adorable and so realistic, it is uncanny! LOVE this artist.

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Yulia Leonovich

Love my Kiwi, he goes perfect with my Koala from Julia. A wonderful artist to deal with. The most beautiful work

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Yulia Leonovich

(Please excuse my stadium lit photos, I will try to take better ones later. ) He's incredible. She has studied the body, paws, ears, and tail of the Cairn Terrier and has executed it with superb precision. It's nose is perforated like an actual dog, toned and matches its colouring which is also tinted artfully to resemble the real dog. Its joints are firm, evenly lined, and internally wired for maximum pose ability. The toy can even stand with minimal aid as it is incredibly accurate. The fur itself is lined up on the joints with much thought, care and trimming to maximize its resemblance. As an art student in my third year, Julia's work is impressive, inspiring, and quite literally, incredible. She's a talented maker, and I feel very lucky to receive this little guy in the mail today. He is an obvious art piece, but I believe he's also flexible enough to enjoy his time as a toy dog too. I think I'll make him an Instagram account of his time here with me on the east coast of Canada. He's so well done, thank you so much Julia. I really hope to order from you again soon.

Many people keep figurines or artwork of Kitty Witches as talismans of good fortune and positivity. In popular culture, the Kitty Witch has become a beloved character in books, movies, and television shows. Children's cartoons often feature adorable Kitty Witch characters, bringing joy and laughter to young viewers. Additionally, the Kitty Witch has gained a significant following in the realm of cosplay and Halloween costumes, with fans eager to embody the whimsical spirit of this magical creature. The Kitty Witch is a symbol of magic, fun, and enchantment. With its playful nature and supernatural abilities, it continues to capture the hearts of people around the world. Whether in folklore or popular culture, the Kitty Witch remains a cherished and beloved character that brings joy and wonder to all who encounter it..

Reviews for "The Power of the Purr: Harnessing the Spiritual Energy of Kitty Witches"

1. Jane - 2 stars - I was really excited when I started reading "Kitty Witch" because I love stories about witches and cats. However, I was disappointed with the execution of this book. The plot felt disjointed and the characters were not well-developed. I also found the writing style to be fairly weak, lacking the descriptive language that would have brought this magical world to life. Overall, I felt like the potential of the story was wasted and it left me feeling underwhelmed.

2. Tom - 1 star - I really struggled to get through "Kitty Witch". The pacing was incredibly slow and I found myself losing interest multiple times. The main character, Kitty, didn't have much personality and I couldn't connect with her. The plot was also predictable and lacked excitement. I was expecting a captivating and magical experience, but instead, I was left feeling bored and disappointed. I would not recommend this book to others.

3. Sarah - 2 stars - I picked up "Kitty Witch" hoping for a charming and whimsical story, but unfortunately, it fell short of my expectations. The writing was lackluster and the dialogue felt forced and unrealistic. The world-building was also lacking, leaving me feeling confused about the magical elements of the story. Additionally, the conflicts and resolutions felt rushed and unresolved. Overall, "Kitty Witch" lacked the depth and magic that I was hoping for, and I was left feeling unsatisfied with the reading experience.

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