Cereal Mascot Madness: The Battle Royale You Didn't Know You Needed

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In the wacky world of breakfast cereals, there exists a remarkable spectacle known as the cereal mascot battle royale. This chaotic event brings together all the iconic characters that grace cereal boxes and pits them against each other in a fierce competition. Imagine Tony the Tiger, the muscular and energetic mascot of Frosted Flakes, squaring off against the energetic rabbit known as Trix Rabbit. The Trix Rabbit, known for his insatiable desire for fruity cereal, would be a formidable opponent, but Tony's size and strength could give him the upper hand. On the other side of the ring, Toucan Sam, the brightly-colored toucan who represents Fruit Loops, would engage in a high-flying battle with Lucky the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms, known for his mischievous ways. But let's not forget about the skilled fighters from the realm of chocolate cereals.



Grandma's Ramblings

But let's not forget about the skilled fighters from the realm of chocolate cereals. Count Chocula, with his vampire-like abilities, might have an advantage over the likes of the timid Snap, Crackle, and Pop from Rice Krispies. Cap'n Crunch, with his seaworthy knowledge and trusty ship, would bring an entirely different dynamic to the battle, as would the cunning Trix Rabbit.

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Saying Goodbye to Puff the Magic Dragon!

Posted on June 26, 2023 by Grandma's Ramblings

“Puff The Magic Dragon” was a song written by Peter Yarrow and recorded by the folk group Peter, Paul and Mary. Released in 1962 when I was a young teenager, I loved the thought of a magical time of childhood when I could pretend that dragons were real and there was a magical land called Honah Lee.

The song was based on a poem written in 1959 by Lenny Lipton, a student at Cornell University. In the library on campus one night Lipton found a book of poems by American Poet Ogden Nash. He found he could not stop thinking of one of the poems, “The Tale of Custard The Dragon.” Inspired by the first lines of the poem, Lipton wrote about Puff and his friend Piper.

Belinda lived in a little white house,
With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse,
And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon,
And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon.

While I loved the song then and viewed it as a reminder of my childhood days when I had imaginary friends; when I became a grandmother, it took on a greater meaning.

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee. Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff and brought him strings, and sealing wax, and other fancy stuff. Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail. Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff’s gigantic tail. Noble kings and princes would bow whenever they came. Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name.

How I treasure those days when they were little and we played games on the floor, took walks through the park examining every flower and tree, sang silly songs, read books and played with imaginary characters. Through their young eyes, I saw the magic of the world again. The beauty of the snow, the thrill of a rainbow in the sky after a storm, the joy of feeling the soft spring rain on my face. Through their imagination, I hid from the ghost, fought with the Ninja turtles, tossed food to Bernard the alligator that lived in our basement.

But grandchildren don’t stay little forever!

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys. Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys. One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more. And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain. Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane. Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave, so Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave.

While the last verse of the song sounds so sad, I still enjoy my grandchildren who are now almost all young adults. Our relationship is different, of course, but I enjoy hearing about their studies, their new careers, their hopes and dreams. It is neat to relate to them more as adult to adult than adult to child.

Still, I missed those times with Puff!

Twelve years ago, my last grandchild was born. Coming after the rest of the grandchildren were past the days of Puff and the magic dragon, I was thankful for one last chance at visiting the magic land of Honah Lee.

Every moment with her has been a joy just for herself along. But I have also relived the past years with my other grandchildren as I watched her explore and discover the world all around her just as they did. Sometimes something she said or did brought my mind back to another time, another grandchild.

Of all my grandchildren, I think she has had the greatest imagination. Oh – the places we have visited and the people we have met.

Imagination – What fun!

I sometimes have wished I could “freeze” her and hold her at this age a little longer, but she too is growing up. She informed me recently that she is no longer a kid but a “pre-teen.” The time has come for Puff to slip into his cave again – this time for the last time.

So Long Puff!

Sadly, not long after its release this wonderful song about childhood and the loss of innocence as children become adults was hijacked by the media. A urban legend began that this song was about using marijuana. The claim was that the name “Jackie Paper” was referred to rolling papers used in marijuana cigarettes and “Puff” implied smoking marijuana.

But the composer of the poem, Lenny Lipton, and the writer of the song, Peter Yarrow, vehemently denied that the song has any connection to drugs. They stated, “The song is about childhood, and the loss of innocence that comes with the end of childhood, nothing more sinister than that.”

For me, I will always love Puff and he will live on in my memories forever.

Puff the Magic Dragon

A song made popular by the folk group Peter, Paul and Mary in 1963.

The song is believed by many to refer to smoking marijuana, yet according to its author, Leonard "Lenny" Lipton, it's a simple sentimental song about the loss of childhood and nothing more.

In 1958 Lenny Lipton graduated from high school and headed off to college at Cornell in Ithaca. He came to the realization that he was not a little kid anymore and never would be; that made him sad.

One night in 1959 Lenny headed for the Cornell library. He had just turned nineteen. He found a book of poems by Ogden Nash, one of which discussed a Really-o Truly-o Dragon. After he was finished he left the library and went to visit his friend Lenny Edelstein.

Lenny Lipton was thinking again about the loss of his carefree childhood days, and he was inspired by the poems he had been reading earlier in the evening. So he decided to write a poem of his own. He wrote for about three minutes and felt somewhat soothed. He left the poem in Peter's typewriter, and then left.

Peter returned and saw the sheet of paper in the typewriter. He was a singer/performer/concert organizer, he liked what he saw and put some music to it, and later began to use it in some of his performances.

Peter later joined a group and used the song. It became more and more popular, and eventually the group recorded it. Within a few years it had become a top ten pop song. Peter went back and tracked down Lenny Lipton, who was by that time a counselor at a summer camp. Peter added Lenny Lipton's name as a co-writer, and Lipton has done well with the royalties he has received ever since.

Peter was Peter Yarrow, and his group was Peter, Paul and Mary. The song reached number 2 on the charts early in 1963.

Puff the Magic Dragon is a song about growing up and leaving behind the innocence of childhood. When Jackie Paper "came no more" it's a reference to him growing up.

by t.m.d. November 30, 2008
Cereal mascot battle royake

It's not only the mascots themselves that would clash; their personalities and quirks would also come into play. The mischievous nature of the Trix Rabbit could lead to unexpected tactics, while Tony the Tiger's motivational catchphrase, "They're GRRREAT!", might rally the other mascots towards a common goal. In the midst of this epic showdown, the cereal mascots would utilize their unique abilities and weapons. Toucan Sam's colorful beak could unleash a powerful gust of wind, while the Snap, Crackle, and Pop trio could create explosive snap, crackle, and pop noises to disorient their opponents. It would be a whirlwind of chaos as mascots clashed, each fighting for the ultimate prize – breakfast dominance. Ultimately, the outcome of the cereal mascot battle royale would be uncertain. It would depend on strategy, cunning, and perhaps a sprinkle of luck. While some mascots may be technologically advanced or possess supernatural abilities, others would rely on their wits and charm. Regardless of the result, the cereal mascot battle royale would be a sight to behold. It would captivate audiences, spark debates, and perhaps even inspire some wacky fanfiction. In this unique arena, iconic characters would come to life, showcasing their skills and vying for the title of breakfast champion..

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