The magic of the agent disappoints. When we think of agents, we often conjure up images of magical beings who have the power to fulfill our every desire. We imagine them as the key to unlocking our dreams and making them a reality. However, the reality is often far from this illusion. Agents are indeed powerful entities who possess a vast array of knowledge and connections. They have the ability to open doors and create opportunities that may seem out of reach to the ordinary person.
Walking The Candy Aisle
Walking The Candy Aisle is a blog about all the awesome chocolate and candy in your local candy aisle. Here you'll find chocolate bar and candy reviews, random musings, pictures, and a lot of fun. We don't take ourselves too seriously here, so join us on our walk down the candy aisle :)
They have the ability to open doors and create opportunities that may seem out of reach to the ordinary person. They are skilled negotiators and can secure deals and contracts that can be life-changing. However, the magic that we associate with agents is often dampened by the disappointing reality.
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Turtles review
Today we've got another Christmas review for you, lets look at the ever popular holiday favorite Turtles.
While technically this may not be a holiday themed treat, for some reason it is heavily marketed at the holidays. Perhaps its the odd inclusion of pecans as the central nut. Would consumers not accept pecans at other times of year? It seems like we're ready to have all sorts of nuts at the holidays. Kinda weird. Anyhow in case you were wondering, while this is branded under the DeMet's Candy Company logo elsewhere, here it is a Nestlé product.
Looking at the package I have to admit right off the bat I'm a fan. While I don't usually go in for the corny old timey 1920s look of red and white (or silver) stripes, this has a classiness that is somehow charming. Possibly I'm just used to seeing it every year for my whole life so I don't mind. Either way I think the effect works, especially around the holidays when everyone is a bit more lenient on cheesy stuff.
If you haven't had it before, this is a chocolate filled with pecans and caramel. Its designed to look somewhat like a turtle. And although there have reportedly been a few attempts at making it more distinctly turtle-like over the years for the most part you'll see Turtles as they appear on the package, kind of blobby and mounded with a few protrusions. I like how on the packaging picture you can see the caramel dripping. That kind of gooey-ness is exactly what I'm looking for.
Looking at the other side of the package we see what is possibly one of the coolest mascots ever. Its the fancy Turtle guy. Now obviously this guy just exudes class. Top hat and tux, a red bow tie, and to complete the ensemble an actual to goodness monocle! Why don't all turtles dress up like this?! Its hilarious and adorable. I mean this guy, Mr Monopoly, and Mr Peanut should definitely be hanging out. It all totally works for me.
Over at the DeMet's website you can also get a full view of him, and he is totally awesome :)
Ok, let's get into the actual chocolate here. As you can see its not too big, definitely smaller than a candy bar, but its bigger by far than your average box of chocolates chocolate, and at the holidays that's what Turtles will be directly competing with. I also appreciate that there are three in each package; its tiring seeing how many chocolates have transitions to two small halves of chocolate in every wrapper.
Biting into the turtles, we get into the goods. or not so good in this case. The chocolate is totally unremarkable, the caramel is not gooey, despite the promises of the packaging, but the pecans are the biggest problem here.
I wondered earlier to myself why there weren't more candies and chocolates based around pecans. I mean peanuts just totally dominate the field. Where are the cashew, or walnut, or pistachio flavored chocolate bars? Well if this is an indication, I think I know. Those other chocolate bars don't exist because peanuts are simply way better when paired with chocolate than any other nut. Case in point, this turtle tastes pretty bad.
Perhaps bad is too harsh a word for it; this is more a case of a totally unexciting chocolate. There's nothing to engage with here, the chocolate isn't terrible, but isn't anything special. The caramel isn't gooey, but it is sweet and its not like rock hard. I just am not digging the Turtle at all though, there's nothing grabbing me and saying 'this is where you're supposed to be paying attention and caring!' I have a sinking feeling that this would be a pretty decent chocolate if only it was filled with peanuts instead of pecans.
This is a disappointing chocolate through and through. I don't think I'll be getting this one again, and suggest you skip this one for your holiday treats.
Walking the Candy Aisle rates Turtles - 2 / 5
Turtles
Turtles Candy History Demet's Turtles are a well-known brand of chocolate confectionery consisting of pecans, caramel, and chocolate. Here's a brief history of Demet's Turtles:1918: Turtles were originally created by George DeMet in Chicago, Illinois, USA. DeMet was a Greek im.
Many agents are driven by their own personal gain rather than the best interests of their clients. They may prioritize their own commissions and financial gain over the needs and desires of the individuals they represent. Moreover, agents can also be limited by their own biases and preconceived notions. They may only focus on certain types of projects or clients, leaving others without representation. This narrow-mindedness can prevent individuals from receiving the opportunities they truly deserve. In addition, the magic of the agent can be overshadowed by the harsh realities of the industry. The entertainment world, for example, is notorious for its cutthroat nature, where agents often take advantage of vulnerable individuals. This can lead to exploitative contracts and damaging relationships. Furthermore, the magic of the agent can also be diminished by the unpredictability of the industry itself. Many factors beyond an agent's control can determine the success or failure of a project. The agent may have done everything in their power to secure a deal, but circumstances beyond their control can still lead to disappointment. In conclusion, while agents possess a certain magical allure, the reality is often disappointing. Agents can be driven by personal gain, limited by biases, and overshadowed by industry realities. It is important to approach the magic of the agent with caution and a realistic understanding of their limitations..
Reviews for "The Disenchanted Talent: When the Magic of Agents Fails"
1. Sarah - 2 stars - I was really excited to read "The Magic of the Agent" based on all the hype, but I ended up being greatly disappointed. The story felt unoriginal and predictable, and the characters were one-dimensional. The pacing was slow, and I found myself losing interest halfway through. Overall, it just didn't live up to the expectations I had.
2. Mark - 1 star - I couldn't even finish "The Magic of the Agent" because it was so poorly written. The grammar and spelling mistakes were distracting, and the dialogue felt forced and unnatural. The plot was confusing and lacked coherence. I'm really surprised this book received any positive reviews because, in my opinion, it is a complete letdown. Save your time and skip this one.
3. Emily - 2 stars - I had high hopes for "The Magic of the Agent" but was left feeling underwhelmed. The world-building was weak, and I never felt fully immersed in the story. The magic system was poorly explained, and there were inconsistencies throughout. The author had an interesting concept, but the execution fell flat. Unfortunately, I can't recommend this book to others.
4. John - 1 star - "The Magic of the Agent" lacked depth and substance. The characters felt like caricatures, and their motivations were unclear. The dialogue was cringeworthy, and the overall writing style was mediocre at best. The plot twists were too predictable, and it felt like the author was just ticking off boxes instead of creating an engaging narrative. I was disappointed by this book and wouldn't recommend it to others.