Lifting the Curse in WoW Classic In World of Warcraft Classic, one of the most fascinating quests is the "Lifting the Curse" questline. This questline takes players on a journey to uncover the story behind the curse that has befallen the Blasted Lands. The curse has transformed this once lush and thriving land into a desolate wasteland, and it's up to the players to find a way to lift it. The questline begins by introducing players to various NPCs who provide clues and information about the nature of the curse. Players must engage in combat with various creatures and gather items that are essential to progressing through the questline. As players delve deeper into the questline, they discover that the curse was caused by demonic forces.
I made Zak a beholder and sending it to him and he sends me Vornheim and here is picture of beholder, so the lesson here is you tell Scrap Princess if you want something, she MAKE IT REAL
if you give her stuff.
Cloe Hankins Cloe, AKA Angel is a very playful, down-to-earth girl-next-door and a sporty chick with the weight of the world on her shoulders as her father faces time in prison. Sasha Washington Sasha, AKA Bunny Boo is an aspiring singer with a keen eye for the latest fashion trends who is also not afraid of confrontation or situations; she knows who she is, what she wants, and how to get it.
As players delve deeper into the questline, they discover that the curse was caused by demonic forces. The demonic influence has corrupted the land and its inhabitants, turning them into aggressive and hostile creatures. To lift the curse, players must defeat powerful bosses and gather vital artifacts.
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Anyway so, like here's my most likely doomed attempt to put a spin/rethink/reboot/blahblah on the traditional classes of d&d, a land that has been trod very thoroughly by numerous minds both cunning and banal alike, yet onto this barren land, go I
PALADIN:
so like prayer wheels?
| turn wheels turn! we got healing to do! |
and I'm explaining this really badly, but just jam that with some Tibet prayer wheel with a Saracen warrior and some trepanning and this
| . um, what are those things sticking out of your hips? |
| cut out the flesh! the flesh is weak! stop trying to see nipples! |
| This guy! But Tibetan! |
| Nothing holier than floating orbs |
| TIBETAN. |
Now I know the idea of priests sucking power directly from the god in a parasitical way has been thrown around and damned if I can remember where. SO soz if it was you.
But lets back story it a tad and add some colour. So the god's they had a big rumble is god sky land and struggled but it was a draw and all fell exhausted to the earth, crushing the land beneath their sheer bigitude. And when the faithfully saw the forms of their faith made real and huge before them, they lost their shit something chronic! Faith cannot coexist with evidence! Piety turned to outrage! Outrage turned to hate! Hate turned to feasting! For the priests took to their gods and drove spikes into their bones and chains through their muscle and built there temples atop them, and took knives and each cut a new holy symbol OF MEAT which they then ate, but god-flesh is slow to digest and so each priest has this SWEET POWER LUMP to draw the god power from, in their belly, and with every spell the god weakens. Mwahaha. And when you can cast a new level of spells you go back to the temple and cut another hunk of flesh, and so the most powerful of the priests becoming CORPULENT and shit, maybe grow bits of god on them? Like spears coming out of their back for a war god? MEAT.
Yeah the priests have nothing but contempt for their gods, and maybe some sects hold fast to the tenets of the religion in a "well we are even better at this that the guy we used to think was cool" or flip out and do the exact opposite. Maybe these differing sects still get along despite having exact opposite views? OR only a special god eating day (the-feasting-on-liars day?) Or they keep stealing the temple from each other.
Anyway the should be called GODEATERS, or LORDS OF MEAT or DEIPHORES
Fighters:
Fighters is a generic broad term, and maybe therein lies a SECRET HISTORY and okay I'll give the caps key a rest, yes fighters know how to use all weapons and all armour because they have used every damn weapon, as a fighter will reincarnate endlessly as warrior after soldier after gladiator after thug. To die and to realize they are to live only to kill and die and this is all getting WORLD OF DARKNESS DOES D&D but yeah, and that's why you get harder to kill as you go up levels, you start remembering all your past lives and becomed imbued with the force of hating to die.
I did not like World of Darkness'es trait of going hey You are some much more bad ass than joe public and here's some cool powers, oh no wait, every time you use them there's a chance a policeman grows from your chin and its a baby killing police man, and you can only live in Wales because there's these dudes that have far cooler powers than you and no limitations and they hand your ass to you all the damn time and they hate you so so much. And its your fault the world sucks.
THIEVES/ROGUES That man is a thief , ah no mam you are mistaken , he is a rogue, oh okay then I will have sex with him and you too yeah medieval sex party gonna get horrible diseases
Okay so what makes a thief more than a just guy who nicks your shit?
Well a true Thief is someone who wakes up to find everything they know is stolen, like the past was rewritten around them or they shifted into a dimension exactly like the one they knew but this one never had them, or maybe some crazy mind wipe, in any case, you are now no one.
So its hard for people to remember or even notice you. People also seem to overlook that fact you a person who's very job description implys betrayal.
And you think, hey, why not steal everything? You had everything taken from you , so turn about is fair play. As you get more powerful you can become near invisible and stop existing for moments to bypass threats and get real good at . climbing walls. because.. gravity.. starts not noticing you..yeah
WIZARD/magicuser/mage etc
Ah man this one has been done and done and done some more.
But here go, Spells are like quantum butterflys that rewrite reality with a flap of theirs and spells are like strange co-incidences except no that's mage: the Ascension and a total fun kill, so less like butterflys and more like humming birds, that are hard to look at but if you do its like they are made of folded space like a origami bird, and except instead of paper folded its like someone took a photo of everything but now with a fireball and the bird is folded from that. When the bird unfolds it keeps unfolding until the photo covers up the previous scene and it becomes real so now there's a fireball in front of you.
Where does one keep spells? In a bird cage of course. One that you bolt to your head, and at night, when you sleep , you leave the cage door open and all the birds fly back BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU SO MUCH. When you go up levels you have to get a bigger cage, until it's like those big wigs the french had from an era I can't be bothered looking up round now.
ah man, I'm hungry I'm gonna make this quick, Okay Skippy the kangaroo? Lassie?
The scene where the animal goes up to people and makes its noises, and the people go "timmy in the well? I will follow you now!". Is that not some Charm Person happening there or what? Basically, Rangers, you play the animal companion, and you are secretly calling the shots, and start with a henchman who takes the blame/credit for everything, and later you cast animal spells through him like a wand, as you hollow him out and fill him with yourself. And everyone is like wow Strider Strong Bow is so in touch with nature, and Strider Strongbow's soul weeps alone in the dark of his mind.
Never open your mind to nature. Nature does not share.
I made Zak a beholder and sending it to him and he sends me Vornheim and here is picture of beholder, so the lesson here is you tell Scrap Princess if you want something, she MAKE IT REAL
if you give her stuff.
The questline is known for its challenging encounters and intricate mechanics. Players must work together, forming groups or even raids, to overcome these obstacles and progress through the questline. Along the way, players can explore and uncover the history of the Blasted Lands. Lore enthusiasts will find this questline particularly satisfying, as it reveals the origins and motivations behind the curse. The rewards for completing the "Lifting the Curse" questline are significant. Players earn valuable loot, experience points, and reputation with select factions. Additionally, completing this questline unlocks further quests and content, enabling players to deepen their connection with the Blasted Lands. The "Lifting the Curse" questline is an engaging and rewarding experience in WoW Classic. It showcases the storytelling prowess of the game and allows players to immerse themselves in a captivating narrative. By embarking on this questline, players can be part of the effort to restore the Blasted Lands to their former glory and bring hope back to the land..
Reviews for "The Curse of the Lost: Lifting Curses in WoW Classic"
1. Emma - 2 stars - I was really excited to read "Lifting the Curse: WoW Classic" because I'm a fan of the game and was hoping for an immersive and exciting storyline. Unfortunately, I was sorely disappointed. The plot was predictable and lacked depth, and the characters were one-dimensional. The writing style was also subpar, with awkward prose and repetitive phrases. Overall, the book failed to capture the magic and excitement of the game, leaving me feeling let down.
2. Mark - 1 star - As a long-time player of WoW Classic, I had high hopes for "Lifting the Curse". However, I was left utterly unimpressed. The story was incredibly slow-paced and dragged on for far too long. The characters were bland and unlikable, and their interactions felt forced and unnatural. Additionally, the writing was littered with grammatical errors and awkward sentence structures, making it difficult to engage with the story. Overall, "Lifting the Curse" did not live up to its potential and was a major disappointment.
3. Sarah - 2 stars - I was excited to delve into the world of WoW Classic through "Lifting the Curse", but unfortunately, it fell short of my expectations. The plot lacked originality and felt like a recycled version of other fantasy stories I've read before. The pacing was uneven, with long stretches of boredom followed by rushed action sequences. The character development was weak, and I struggled to connect with any of them on an emotional level. While the concept had potential, the execution left much to be desired, resulting in a forgettable reading experience.