In the eerie darkness of the night, a Halloween witch sits on her creaky rocking chair, casting a mysterious spell on passersby. The full moon illuminates her wrinkled face, highlighting her pointy nose and warts. Her long, jet-black hair flows in the wind, adding to her ethereal appearance. The witch's attire is fitting for the spooky occasion. She wears a tattered black cloak that drapes around her hunched shoulders, as if it has seen centuries of wear and tear. Underneath, she dons a flowing black gown, adorned with symbols and ancient markings, hinting at the depths of her magical abilities.
Below are screenshot examples of Australian retailers using false advertising and trade mark infringement to sell non Hitachi Magic Wand massagers as genuine Hitachi products:
Get ready to be acquainted with the one, the only, Magic Wand Original formerly the Hitachi Magic Wand massager aka the one vibrator to rule them all, the holy grail and Cadillac of vibrators, and an untamed beast whose unrelenting vibrations refused to be silenced or subdued. The cord is 6 feet long which is perfect for me to hold on to the bedside or couchside or deskside but may be tricky if you re far away from the wall or have a tall bed.
Underneath, she dons a flowing black gown, adorned with symbols and ancient markings, hinting at the depths of her magical abilities. As the witch rocks back and forth, her eyes glimmer with a mischievous glint. Her gaze seems to penetrate into the very souls of those who venture too close.
How To Buy The Real Hitachi Magic Wand
"A friend recently called me so excited to tell me that after years of waiting, debating, hemming and hawing she had FINALLY bought a Magic Wand! She was so excited to get it home and try it. I was just as excited until she started telling me some details: She had gotten a really great price AND it was purple AND the control was a dial!
Cue the sad trombone.
My friend had made a sadly common mistake – she had fallen for folks using the phrase “Magic Wand” to refer to any wand style vibrator, like how many of us say “Kleenex” when we mean “tissue” or “Xerox” when we mean “photocopy”. Consequently my friend, who went in wanting the wand she had heard me raving about for years ended up with something else entirely.
How can you avoid this? Well, we’ve talked before about spotting counterfeit Magic Wands which can get tricky, and the good news is what we’re talking about today is WAY easier! If you are in a shop and someone is saying “Magic Wand” to you, make sure the product you are looking at is white – this legendary massager doesn’t come in colors! – look for the blue buttons on the Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Plus and Magic Wand Mini.
Now, go forth and find your genuine Magic Wand!"
Credit: the above edited article is supplied from Janna Robertson's 'The Magic Wand Blog'.
Video Credit: ShmuManchu.
Don't make the mistake of buying the wrong Magic Wand massager. We're not referring to counterfeit Hitachi Magic Wands. That's a whole different problem.
We're referring to false and misleading advertising and trade mark infringement. Unfortunately it's practiced widely in Australia by many retailers selling any wand style massager, but marketing it as a Hitachi Magic Wand.
First of all it's good to know what the real Magic Wand massager is before buying.
Magic Wand® is a registered trade mark of Hitachi in Australia and other countries. It gives Hitachi the exclusive right to use the term 'Magic Wand' to name their now famous Magic Wand massagers.
There are four versions of the Hitachi Magic Wand, which are the:
Photo credit: Vibratex, Inc. From bottom to top - Magic Wand Original, Magic Wand Plus, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Mini.
Because the Hitachi Magic Wand is such a well known brand and sought after product, many retailers mislead shoppers by infringing on Hitachi's trade mark.
They'll market their non Hitachi wand style massagers as 'Hitachi Magic Wands' or 'Magic Wands'. They do this to tap into a market of consumers ready to buy a genuine Hitachi Magic Wand, only to misdirect them into buying a cheaper brand massager.
Sadly, some buyers think they've purchased a genuine Hitachi Magic Wand, when they haven't.
Below are screenshot examples of Australian retailers using false advertising and trade mark infringement to sell non Hitachi Magic Wand massagers as genuine Hitachi products:
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The flickering candlelight that surrounds her creates eerie shadows, casting an otherworldly ambiance. In her bony hands, she holds a wooden staff, carved with cryptic symbols and topped with a crystal orb. The staff buzzes with energy, resonating with her powerful presence. It acts as a conduit for her magic, allowing her to channel spells and enchantments into the world. The air around the witch is laden with an intoxicating scent of herbs and potions. Her cauldron, bubbling over a crackling fire, emits puffs of smoky magic into the night. The aroma is both alluring and foreboding, arousing a mix of fascination and fear in those who dare cross her path. Despite her fearsome appearance, the witch brings an element of excitement to Halloween. She embodies the mystical and supernatural, reminding us of the ancient folklore and traditions that have been passed down through generations. In her rocking chair, she becomes a symbol of the night's enchantment and the magic that lingers in the dark corners of our imagination. So, as you pass by the Halloween witch in her rocking chair, take a moment to appreciate the intricacies of her character. She represents the mysterious and mystical, reminding us of the power of belief and the wonder that lies beyond our everyday reality..
Reviews for "The Witch's Chair: Exploring the Legend of the Halloween Witch in the Rocking Chair"
1. Samantha - 2 stars - I was really disappointed with "Halloween witch in rocking chair". It felt like a poorly executed attempt at creating a Halloween decoration. The quality of the materials used was subpar, and the design looked cheap. Additionally, the witch's movements were not smooth and looked awkward. Overall, I would not recommend this product to anyone looking for a quality Halloween decoration.
2. John - 1 star - In my opinion, "Halloween witch in rocking chair" was a waste of money. The overall appearance of the witch was not scary or impressive. The rocking motion was extremely slow and barely noticeable. The sound effects were also annoying and repetitive. I expected more from a Halloween decoration, and this one definitely fell short of my expectations.
3. Emily - 2 stars - I was quite underwhelmed by the "Halloween witch in rocking chair" decoration. The size of the witch was much smaller than I anticipated, making it look out of place among my other Halloween decorations. The rocking chair itself was flimsy and felt like it would break at any moment. The witch's face and clothing lacked attention to detail and appeared generic. Overall, I regret purchasing this product and would not recommend it to others.