The Art of Curl Idolization: Mastering the Witchcraft Technique

Curl idolization witchcraft is a term that refers to the practice of worshiping or idolizing curly hair. This phenomenon has gained popularity in recent years, as many people have embraced and celebrated their natural curls. The term "witchcraft" is used metaphorically here, as it signifies the power and enchantment that curly hair holds for those who idolize it. Those who engage in curl idolization witchcraft often have a deep appreciation for the unique beauty and versatility of curly hair. They may see it as a symbol of individuality and self-expression, as curly hair can have a mesmerizing effect on its beholders. The admiration for curls extends beyond mere aesthetics, as many believe that curly hair possesses a magical quality that sets it apart from other hair textures.

And I’m also pretty sure this might have been the only time in SJP’s life when she was known as the “pretty one.” No offense, SJP, you know I love you.

So I figured I might as well write a post about my favorite little witch, Dani- clearly I d forgotten that I already did this exact same thing last year at this time. It s way too early in the season for Hocus Pocus, but after I came home from a pumpkin-carving party I was just feeling all festive so I thought what the hell, let s break it out.

The admiration for curls extends beyond mere aesthetics, as many believe that curly hair possesses a magical quality that sets it apart from other hair textures. The practice of curl idolization witchcraft may involve various rituals and practices. Some may incorporate the use of specific haircare products and techniques to enhance and maintain their curls.

Hocus Pocus

I broke my own rule last night and I accidentally watched Hocus Pocus. It’s way too early in the season for Hocus Pocus, but after I came home from a pumpkin-carving party I was just feeling all festive so I thought what the hell, let’s break it out. And so I did. And now I’ve got Halloween on the mind, and the holidays that follow it, and it’s all I can think about. So I figured I might as well write a post about my favorite little witch, Dani- clearly I’d forgotten that I already did this exact same thing last year at this time. Go figure. But after rereading the post from last year I realized I still stand by everything I said so why not just share it again? Sounds like a plan to me. So here it is.

Why We Love Hocus Pocus:

Because Thora Burch was about as good as it got in the 90s.

When little Dani first awoke the Sanderson Sisters and just rolled with it by pretending to be a fellow witch, I remember thinking, man this girl is clever as shit.

Even though I always thought Max was annoying, these two douchers really pissed me off. I can hardly watch this scene to this day.

And I’m also pretty sure this might have been the only time in SJP’s life when she was known as the “pretty one.” No offense, SJP, you know I love you.

The Sanderson Sisters would create lasting feuds between little girls for years to come based solely on who got to be “Sarah.” Everyone wanted to be Sarah, a few go-getters might have been okay with being Winni, but absolutely nobody wanted to be Mary. That was mostly because she could only talk out of the corner of her mouth. What was going on with that I wonder? A distant relative a Angelica Pickles perhaps?

In fact, I still like to listen to that song this time of year just for shits and giggles. Go ahead and press play, you can thank me later.

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this is one of my favorite posts from you. i remember reading it and thinking- yep i love her. and it's never too early to watch hocus pocus.

Seriously greatest post. It makes me want to watch Hocus Pocus now! Maybe tonight I will! THE ATTIC BEDROOM!? YESSSSSS

I've been holding off watching it too! Now I feel the need to leave work just to watch it. That's perfectly ok, isn't it? 🙂

I've been refraining from watching until it comes on ABC Family this year! Love all of your reasons it's awesome. If this doesn't define our childhood, I don't know what does!

Totally agree with all these points! I LOVE Hocus Pocus – it's my favorite Halloween movie and it's definitely a tradition by now, watching it every Halloween-time. Ugh…I can't wait!! Jessica
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#fact. I have see this movie plenty of times but I have never seen the ending. Maybe this year I will watch all of it!

I've been watching this as I study for my midterm exams (oops). I'm kind of loving this movie, and I'll probably watch it three or four (or seventeen) more times.

Love Love LOVE Hocus Pocus. And I don't think it is too early to watch it. I start watching it almost daily starting October 1. Ok I may have a slight problem. I also start watching Christmas movies Thanksgiving evening.

man, i remember reading this last year and loving it, and i'm so glad you brought it back! hocus pocus is hands down THE BEST halloween movie. i really had a crush on max. and i might or might not have googled how to DIY book that the sanderson sisters had…P.S. here it is: http://www.polishthestars.com/2012/10/hocus-pocus-spell-book-tutorial.html i think if you made this for your mom– she would totally display it with her halloween decor front and center.

LOVE this movie; my favorite thing? They call booms yabbos. Hands down the funniest thing I've ever heard them called hahaha

I feel like it's too early for Halloween & Xmas will be here soon- eeks! That said I absolutely LOVE Hocus Pocus!

My husband has never seen this. Can you believe it? I told him that Max calls boobs "yabbos," and he just gave me a funny look.

I can't remember the last time I saw this. Or if i just saw so many previews that I think I watched it. I guess it's time for a refresher. And I am so like this with Christmas and Love Actually!

Ahhh, I absolutely love this movie and can't believe I haven't seen it on cable yet (or own it). Sadly, no one will watch it with me, not even the kids I used to nanny for, because I know every word and it's almost worse than watching Grease with me. Thora was awesome and I totally wanted the attic room too but the years since the movie came out, I was interested in the story behind Kathy Najimy– not only is she an activist for Gay Rights (I'm not gay but I've got some pretty strong thoughts on the matter), but she signed the "We Had Abortions" petition that stated she had an abortion and regretted her decision.. also, she had a bad weight loss struggle/body imagine issue, and she was on Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off where she played for PETA. Probably more than you cared to know so all in all– the movie rocks (as you know). ugottahavehart.blogspot.com

Not gonna lie, changed my childhood forever! I used to change the words and sing it for the entire month of October. Imagine an 8 year old walking around the elementary school, "Come little children, and eat poisonous candy…" HAHAHAHA. Still makes me laugh today. Totally agree, you would die before you ever wanted to be Mary. Ew, ha! I didn't realize that it was SJP as Sarah until way later in life.

My favorite line is "it's cuz you're eating too much candy, ya oinker." I have to say it to myself pretty often this time of year.

Yeah, I wanted to be Thora Birch. I might have even married a red head in hopes of growing my own little Thora Birch.

In first grade, I got sent to the principal's office for asking a girl if she was a virgin. Thanks a lot, Hocus Pocus. <3 The Daily Dani

Too early in the season? No way! It isn't THE season until you've watched Hocus Pocus! As a 90's child, watching this movie ever single year is tradition 🙂 – Inthefontofa.com

I've been watching this as I study for my midterm exams (oops). I'm kind of loving this movie, and I'll probably watch it three or four (or seventeen) more times.

Others may create altars or sacred spaces dedicated to the worship of curly hair, with offerings such as hair accessories, pictures, or artwork featuring curly-haired individuals. For those who practice curl idolization witchcraft, the act of styling and caring for their curls becomes more than just a daily routine; it becomes a sacred ritual. They may engage in affirmations and mantras that celebrate their curls, fostering a positive and loving relationship with their hair. This can have a profound impact on their self-esteem and overall well-being. The concept of curl idolization witchcraft also challenges societal beauty standards that have long favored straight hair. By celebrating and embracing their natural curls, individuals practicing this form of witchcraft are reclaiming their own definition of beauty. They are forging a path of self-acceptance and empowerment, encouraging others to do the same. In conclusion, curl idolization witchcraft is a practice that centers around the adoration and celebration of curly hair. It involves rituals and practices aimed at nurturing and appreciating one's natural curls. This form of witchcraft challenges societal beauty norms and promotes self-acceptance and empowerment. It is an expression of individuality and a testament to the enchanting power of curly hair..

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