October Magic White ShiShi Camellias are a type of flowering plant that are known for their stunning and unique white flowers. These camellias bloom in the fall, specifically in the month of October, hence their name. Their striking white blooms are a sight to behold and can add a touch of elegance and beauty to any garden or landscape. One of the great things about October Magic White ShiShi Camellias is that they are relatively low maintenance. They are versatile and can be grown in a variety of environments, from full sun to partial shade. They are also very adaptable to different soil conditions, as long as the soil is well-draining.
They are also very adaptable to different soil conditions, as long as the soil is well-draining. In terms of size, October Magic White ShiShi Camellias are considered to be a compact variety, reaching a height of around 3 to 4 feet. This makes them a great choice for smaller gardens or for use as a border or hedge plant.
8-Ball Costume
October 26, 2010 8:41 PM Subscribe
I'm dressing up as a Magic 8-Ball for Halloween this year, and I'll be wearing a screen that will, with the press of a hidden button, give a random response from a set of pre-made 8-Ball answers. I need to come up with a bunch (say, 20 or so) funny responses the 8-Ball could give to yes/no questions. Some I'm considering are:
"What would Nietzsche do?"
"Only if you kiss the 8-Ball"
"Ask again after three more vodkas"
Any suggestions as to some other humorous responses?
I think it'd be really funny if one of the responses were to respond with outrage to whatever the question is, implying that it is incredibly dirty. "You want to do WHAT? With WHO?" or somesuch. You'd need the right question, of course.
This is a really fun idea.
posted by phunniemee at 8:48 PM on October 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
I think instead of What Would Nietzche Do? it should be What Would Snooki Do? or something a little more light-hearted. Unless you are gong to a costume party with your colleagues in the Philosophy department. In which case, that seems like it would offer a lot of really interesting answers to yes/no questions.
How about OH HELL NO as one of the answers?
If your fellow guests are geeky, what about something like "All Your Base Are Belong To Us"?
posted by Sara C. at 8:53 PM on October 26, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by calumet43 at 8:55 PM on October 26, 2010 [2 favorites]
HELP I'M TRAPPED IN A MAGIC 8-BALL FACTORY
posted by Rhaomi at 8:56 PM on October 26, 2010 [4 favorites] Signs point to drunk.
posted by BlahLaLa at 8:58 PM on October 26, 2010 [5 favorites]
I don't know how you are doing it. But if you could add a Rick Roll video that would be pretty funny and break it up a bit.
posted by darkgroove at 8:59 PM on October 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
Response by poster: This will be at an art school Halloween party, so both pretentious and dorky are fair game. Unfortunately, the set-up won't have any sound, so the Rick Roll idea (though hilarious) probably won't work. There are some great ideas here - keep 'em coming!
posted by TheRoach at 9:12 PM on October 26, 2010
You call that a question?
Try it and find out
Maintain your "ironic distance", Hipster.
Walk away. Just walk away.
Smarten up, dumbass!
Signs point to "beat it".
Take a walk on the wild side.
Way to go, Einstein!
posted by motown missile at 9:20 PM on October 26, 2010
I have no idea if the crowd would find this funny or inappropriate, but something along the lines of "That sounds like something pedobear would ask." would probably get some laughs, esp. if the question was about dating/relationships.
posted by ayerarcturus at 9:30 PM on October 26, 2010
"No. Yes! I mean NO!! Wait, what was the question again?"
"What do I care?" / "Who the F cares?"
"LMGTFY" / "Google it" / "Google is your friend"
"Monkey" (or some other random nonsense)
"Yes [citation needed]"
"Please hold. " / "All lines are currently busy"
"Sorry, this feature is only available to Pro users."
"Processing. Estimated time remaining: 17 years, 48 days, . "
"Haha, you're silly. "
posted by spr at 9:33 PM on October 26, 2010 [3 favorites]
How the fuck should I know?
posted by BlahLaLa at 9:34 PM on October 26, 2010
"It's a conundrum, innit?"
"SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
A few The Matrix references:
"Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions."
"To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human."
"The answer is out there, [Neo,] and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to."
"[Neo,] sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."
Or even the whole quote, if you want to go big and have room:
"
Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing. why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Neo: What is the Matrix?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
"
posted by spr at 9:46 PM on October 26, 2010
Bring me a beer and ask me again
Do as Mariah Carey would do
I'm not that kind of eight ball
Shake me harder and ask me in the morning
This video is not available in your country
posted by pseudostrabismus at 9:53 PM on October 26, 2010
As for the rick-rolling, you could just use the beginning of the lyrics. Anyone familiar with the meme would probably get it.
posted by spr at 9:55 PM on October 26, 2010
Could you just use the text from 'never gonna give you up' (I like that idea!)
Buffering.
What do you want the answer to be?
posted by mukade at 9:59 PM on October 26, 2010
The cake is a lie.
I really don't know what kind of crowd your dealing with, but ASCII art mayhaps? 8===D
Also, how about animating ASCII art when being shook and/or for the screen saver?
posted by spr at 12:28 AM on October 27, 2010
Archie MCphee has quite a few 'non-traditional' 8-Balls here.
posted by Confess, Fletch at 12:30 AM on October 27, 2010
Good question! / What a shitty question.
Does Barney Stinson wear a suit?
Is it lupus?
posted by spr at 1:38 AM on October 27, 2010
/Okay, only funny if you're a bunch of Monty Python nerds. but who isn't?
posted by Tehhund at 6:21 AM on October 27, 2010
I did this last year. the big hits on mine were:
YOU JUST AREN'T PRIVY TO ALL THE NEW SHIT (I roll with a pretty Lebowski-friendly crowd)
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?
(I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST! YOU'RE SICK)
posted by COBRA! at 7:46 AM on October 27, 2010
posted by doorsfan at 8:31 AM on October 27, 2010
Maybe I'm the only one who has felt overrun by geico commercials in the past few months, but I think it'd be pretty funny to steal some of their ideas:
Did the little pig cry wee wee wee all the way home?
Do woodchucks chuck wood?
etc.
posted by vytae at 9:13 AM on October 27, 2010
You call that a question?
The compact size also makes them easier to care for and prune. In addition to their beautiful flowers, these camellias also have glossy, dark green foliage that adds to their overall appeal. The foliage remains evergreen throughout the year, providing year-round interest and color to the garden. When it comes to care, October Magic White ShiShi Camellias benefit from regular watering, especially during hot and dry periods. Mulching around the base of the plant can help retain moisture and protect the roots. Pruning is typically done after flowering to maintain the desired shape and size. Overall, October Magic White ShiShi Camellias are a stunning and versatile plant that can bring beauty and elegance to any garden. With their compact size, low maintenance requirements, and beautiful white flowers, they are definitely worth considering for your landscape..
Reviews for "October's Blooming Wonder: The White Shidhi Camellis"
1. Sarah - 2/5 - I was really disappointed with "October Magid White Shidhi Camellis". The plot was confusing and hard to follow, and the characters lacked depth. The pacing was slow, and I found myself getting bored very quickly. The writing style seemed pretentious and overdone, with unnecessary flowery language that didn't add anything to the story. Overall, I wouldn't recommend this book to anyone looking for an engaging and enjoyable read.
2. John - 1/5 - "October Magid White Shidhi Camellis" was a complete waste of time. The narrative was disjointed and hard to understand, leaving me feeling frustrated and confused. The author seemed more interested in showcasing their vocabulary than telling a coherent story. The characters were underdeveloped and unrelatable, making it difficult to care about them or their journeys. I struggled to finish this book and felt no sense of satisfaction or resolution by the end. In my opinion, it's best to avoid this book if you're looking for a compelling and well-written novel.
3. Emily - 2/5 - I really wanted to like "October Magid White Shidhi Camellis", but it fell flat for me. The story lacked focus and purpose, and I found myself struggling to stay engaged. The writing style was unnecessarily convoluted, with long-winded descriptions that failed to add depth to the characters or the plot. I was hoping for a thought-provoking and introspective read, but instead, I was left feeling underwhelmed and disappointed. Overall, I wouldn't recommend this book unless you're a fan of overly abstract and ambiguous storytelling.
4. Mark - 1/5 - "October Magid White Shidhi Camellis" was a complete letdown. The writing style was pretentious and self-indulgent, making it difficult to connect with the story or the characters. The plot was convoluted and hard to decipher, leaving me feeling frustrated and uninterested. I couldn't even finish this book because it was so poorly executed. I don't understand the hype around it, and I would caution anyone considering reading it to approach with caution, as it may not be worth the time or effort.