Occult tarot cards are a type of playing cards that have been used for centuries as a tool for divination and spiritual guidance. These cards are often associated with the occult or supernatural, and are believed to hold hidden knowledge and insight into the future. Tarot cards typically consist of a deck of 78 cards, which include both major and minor arcana. The major arcana consists of 22 cards that represent significant life events and universal themes, while the minor arcana consists of 56 cards that represent everyday situations and experiences. Each card in the tarot deck is adorned with symbolic imagery and has a specific meaning and interpretation. The cards are typically shuffled and laid out in a specific pattern, called a spread, and then interpreted by a tarot reader or practitioner.
The Lyrics
This is a musical plagiarism of Jasper Carrott's "Magic Roundabout" sketch, the flipside to "Funky Moped", and probably the main reason that Funky Moped was a hit.
This is as sung by Dylan (the rabbit, not Bob)
"Hello Dougal, hi Florence and Zebedee too"
They all said "Hello Dylan, and how do you do"
The Magic Roundabout's starting anew
And the BBC has gone crazy
And though the script's rubbish
When it's all over, you
Will hear "Time for bed" Said Zebedee
"Hey, Dougal", I said as I passed him a drink
Is Florence a virgin? Say, what do you think
Have you heard about Noddy and her (nudge, wink, wink)
Is it true, is there hope for me?
Though I fancy her rotten
She reckons I stink
And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee
"That rumour's untrue", she said "Here's where it ends
Because Noddy and I, we are only good friends"
I thought "Here comes my time for making amends"
"Florence, I wholly agree
That a rumour spreads
Not caring who it offends"
And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee
But Dougal was unkind, called Florence a whore
Said "I ain't gonna work with that fat bat no more
I'm off to the Flowerpot men, just next door"
I said "OK, piss off and you'll see"
And he did, over Florence
And me and the floor
And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee
So Dougal was gone, and no-one shed a tear
I told Florence I'd fancied her many a year
She replied her dislike for me was just a veneer
And I like it if she likes me
Florence said to me then
"Where do we go from here"
"Time for bed" said Zebedee
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The cards are typically shuffled and laid out in a specific pattern, called a spread, and then interpreted by a tarot reader or practitioner. The occult tarot cards are believed to tap into the spiritual realm and provide insight and guidance into various aspects of life, including love, career, and personal growth. It is believed that the cards can reveal hidden truths, offer advice, and even predict future events.
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The practice of using tarot cards for divination and spiritual guidance dates back to the 15th century, but their origins are still somewhat mysterious. Some believe that the cards originated in ancient Egypt or India, while others associate them with various mystical traditions such as the Kabbalah or Hermeticism. Regardless of their origin, occult tarot cards have become a popular tool for those seeking spiritual guidance and insight. They have been embraced by various esoteric and mystical traditions, including Wicca, astrology, and New Age spirituality. While some view tarot cards as a form of entertainment, others take them more seriously and believe in their ability to tap into higher consciousness and provide valuable insights. However, it is important to note that tarot readings should be approached with an open mind and a healthy dose of skepticism. It is ultimately up to the individual to interpret the meaning of the cards and apply it to their own life. Whether viewed as a mystical tool or simply as a deck of cards, occult tarot cards continue to fascinate and intrigue people around the world. They offer a means of exploring one's inner self, seeking guidance from the universe, and unlocking the secrets of the unknown..
Reviews for "Exploring the Occult Theory of Tarot Card Reversals"
1. John - 2/5 stars
The "Occult tarot cards" were a disappointment for me. The artwork on the cards was quite dark and gave off a negative energy. Moreover, the meanings associated with the cards seemed too rooted in superstition and occult beliefs, making it hard for me to connect with them on a personal level. I was hoping for a more intuitive and modern interpretation, but unfortunately, this deck fell short.
2. Emily - 1/5 stars
I found the "Occult tarot cards" to be extremely confusing and overwhelming. The imagery on the cards was incredibly dense and intricate, making it difficult to decipher their meaning. Additionally, the accompanying guidebook did not provide clear explanations or interpretations, making it even more frustrating to use. Overall, this deck lacked the user-friendly aspect that is necessary for a beginner like me to understand and enjoy tarot reading.
3. Samantha - 3/5 stars
While I appreciate the effort put into creating the "Occult tarot cards," I found the overall vibe and theme to be too dark for my taste. The imagery was quite intense and unsettling, which made it difficult for me to connect with the cards during readings. Additionally, the guidebook provided limited interpretations, leaving me feeling lost at times. Overall, this deck might appeal to those seeking a more eerie and mysterious tarot experience, but it wasn't the right fit for me.
4. Michael - 2/5 stars
The "Occult tarot cards" were a letdown for me. The artwork, although unique, felt amateurish and lacked the depth and symbolism I was expecting. The guidebook provided some explanations, but they seemed esoteric and hard to grasp for a casual tarot user like myself. I found it harder to connect with the cards and the meanings associated with them, as they felt detached from practical life situations. Overall, I would not recommend this deck to those looking for a tarot experience that is relatable and accessible.