The Ethics and Morality of Moderately Extraordinary Godparents and Their Fascination with Ancient Black Magic

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Once upon a time, in a quaint village nestled deep within the rolling hills, lived a pair of godparents that were known for their eccentricities. Florence and Bernard were their names, and they were anything but ordinary. While most godparents held the traditional role of guiding their godchildren through life's triumphs and tribulations, Florence and Bernard had a penchant for the extraordinary. Raised in a family of avid occultists, Florence and Bernard had been exposed to the mystical arts from a young age. They had devoted decades of their lives dabbling in ancient black magic, often finding themselves lost in spellbooks and experimenting with spells long forgotten. Their sordid fascination with the dark arts had earned them a reputation in the village as the "moderately extraordinary" godparents.



Bataleon Magic Carpet

The Bataleon Magic Carpet has a design that you can’t find on many boards – a wide, twin shaped powder board. I was pretty skeptical, and didn’t expect that I would like it too much.

Features of the Bataleon Magic Carpet

Twin
Definitely not a common shape for a powder board. Normally powder boards will have a longer and wider nose, with a shorter narrower tail that is designed to help the nose to float, and the tail to sink. The tradeoff of the classic design means that although it floats better when ridden regular, it is much harder to ride switch, and much harder to land switch in powder.

The Magic Carpet design gets around that by keeping the twin shape, but with a wide width for lots of surface area.

Pow 3BT
The Pow version of the 3BT base shaping is the most extreme of the Bataleon designs, which means that it has a very narrow centrebase, and very exaggerated uplifted corners of the board. Looking straight down the board, you can see how much of a “boat” shape the nose and tail have.

SideKick
Another little exaggerated shape, which pushes the contact points a little higher on the uplifted sections of the board.

Mellow Camber
Overall there is a fairly small amount of camber on the board, that gives it a little bit more of a spring, but it never feels catchy with the Pow 3BT shaping.

Dual Super Tubes
Two tubes of carbon, that take away a little of the weight from the core, and add some more pop.

Triax Laminate
Three directions of fiberglass mean that the Magic Carpet has a bit more torsional (twisting) stiffness.

Ultra Light Core
A lighter core option, it has a 70/30 blend of paulownia and poplar wood.

Carbon Stringers

Super Slick X
An extruded base material, so while it is softer than sintered, it is easier to repair.

Solid Walls
Just standard ABS sidewalls.

How It Rides

Board size: 154cm

Boots: Salomon Launch Boa 27.5

Bindings: Salomon Highlander

I rode the Magic Carpet with a fairly narrow stance, with my front foot on the narrowest inserts, and my back foot on the recommended, with angles of +9 and -6 degrees.

I was riding in some fresh snow, with nice deeper windblown sections of fairly light powder.

Camber Profile

While technically all Bataleon boards have some camber, the Mellow Camber of the Magic Carpet means that it doesn’t have a very noticeable amount of camber. Combined with the 3BT, it has a very loose feeling when you are riding it with a flat base.

Flex and Pop

It has a medium flex, which was pretty ideal for a board like this. It was stiff enough to smash through chopped up powder without a problem, but still didn’t need much effort to flex or twist the board in tight situations.

Edge Hold

In the soft conditions I was riding it in, it wasn’t a tough test on the edges – any board would have done well. The wider width of the Magic Carpet meant that I could get quite a lot of angle in a carve with no problem.

Powder

The Magic Carpet did feel nice in powder – not like a regular shaped/tapered powder board, but with more of a regular balanced feel. The nose never seemed to have a problem keeping up above the snow, and I could feel the tail flex nicely for a bigger turn in deeper snow.

Speed

The Magic Carpet just has a regular extruded base, though the speed felt fine for me. It never seemed like it wanted to slow down, though a lot of that could have been helped by the 3BT and wide width helping it to stay on top of the snow the whole time.

Switch

One of the main features of the board is that it is a twin powder board, so riding it switch is just the same as riding it regular. It was an odd feeling to get used to, landing switch in powder is hard enough anyway, but on this board it seemed to pop the nose back up on top of the snow straight away.

Overall

The Bataleon Magic Carpet isn’t a board that I would buy to ride everyday, but it does have an interesting design that would make it a great options depending on how you like to ride.

The wide width and loose feeling of the Pow 3BT make it a fun board for riding and spinning on side hits, and it won’t matter which way you land, even in deep snow.

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Bataleon Magic Carpet 2021-2022 Snowboard Review

Powder boards have been exploding in a variety of eye-catching shapes over the past few years, but most of them tend to be directional in the extreme in order to help sink the back. Bataleon’s Magic Carpet is a more freestyle-focused alternative, a true twin with a hull-like nose and tail that makes it float like crazy – any which way you care to ride. That switch powder landing you’ve been too scared to try? It’s suddenly very, very doable.

“That switch powder landing you’ve been too scared to try? It’s suddenly very, very doable”

Who Is The Bataleon Magic Carpet For?

People who love getting creative, and see powder days as the perfect opportunity to chuck spins off natural features, butter like crazy and dial in new tricks on a softer landing.

Shape, Profile and Sidecut

As mentioned above, the Magic Carpet is a true twin outline, offering identical flex and riding performance in either direction. It differs from most twins in that the nose and tail are pretty long and pointy rather than blunt. This gives the board more lift in deep snow.

It also features Pow 3BT – the most aggressive version of Bataleon’s Triple Base Technology. As you move from the inserts towards the nose and tail, the sides of the board are steeply upturned, including an accelerated scoop at the widepoints known as SideKick. The central part of the base in these 3D zones is quite narrow, so the overall effect is to transform the board into a kind of boat that can glide effortlessly over powder, smash through chop and lean naturally into banks.

Despite being quite a wide model (again, to increase surface area) edge changes are rapid, since there’s less flat base to roll across. That makes it a bit less stable on ice and hardpack, but since this board’s natural element lies outside the ropes, you’re probably not going to be too fussed about that.

Looked at from the side, the Magic Carpet has traditional camber, so it’s pre-loaded with ollie power and feels engaged in the turn.

“Despite being quite a wide model (again, to increase surface area) edge changes are rapid, since there’s less flat base to roll across”

Construction and Materials

The Magic Carpet’s core is just one notch down from Bataleon’s most exclusive offering. It’s made from 70-percent paulownia and 30-percent poplar, so we’re talking very lightweight indeed. Two carbon tubes have been milled into it between the inserts, one on each side, to reinforce the camber profile, boosting power and edge hold.

The topsheet is made from triax laminate, with more carbon fibre introduced at the nose and tail. All that helps eliminate chatter at higher speeds and stiffen the deck some, although it’s not actually a particularly stiff board overall. Essentially, intermediates and above will find it friendly enough.

Given the premium materials elsewhere it’s a little surprising to find the Magic Carpet only features an extruded base, even if this one claims to be the densest such P-tex on the market. On the plus side, you don’t have to wax it as often to maintain performance, and it’s easier to repair should you strike any rocks in the backcountry.

“Two carbon tubes have been milled into it between the inserts, one on each side, to reinforce the camber profile, boosting power and edge hold”

Roundup

The Magic Carpet is one of those boards that, if you’re lucky enough to have one, can make the best days even better. Chances are it won’t be your everyday ride – and for pure soul-surfing turns, a directional powder board is still your best bet – but with so much float on tap in either direction, the creative potential in natural terrain feels limitless.

Bataleon Magic Carpet 2020-2021 Snowboard Review

The Magic Carpet is Bataleon’s antidote against the vociferations of mouth breathing troglodytes who continue to swear by the necessity that “a SnOwBoArD sHouLd CoMe Up tO yOuR nOsE aNd YoU CaN’t RiDe A tRuE tWiN In PoWdEr!” This might be the most underrated and misunderstood snowboard in Bataleon’s line – the ultimate resort powder deck.

The not-so-secret weapon here is Triple Base Technology. The Magic Carpet features a unique powder-specific variation of their three-step profile in the nose and tail. With only a narrow section of centre base, the main attraction is the long, uplifted sidebases that allow the snowboard to effortlessly plane along the snow’s surface.

“This is a snowboard with freestyle running through its veins, but it’s those epic resort powder days that really get its heart beating”

Combined with a wider than average waist width, the surface area of the Magic Carpet matches up to some of Bataleon’s bigger, directional chargers, but does so in a way that keeps the outline twin and the swing weight perfectly matched.

Spinning and chucking the board about is made easier this year with a lighter wood core, too. This is a snowboard with freestyle running through its veins, but it’s those epic resort powder days that really get its heart beating.

Where some volume shifted snowboards rely purely on a shape that works in powder, the Magic Carpet maintains a scrupulous eye for detail in its construction. Carbon stringers run from the inserts out to the nose and tail give the board a really balanced pop – be it regular or switch, and off pillows or sidehits – while the hollow carbon tubes that are milled into the sidewall give the camber a little more rebound.

Most snowboards fit neatly into one of three categories: freestyle, all-mountain, and freeride. The Magic Carpet technically ticks all three of these boxes, yet trying to stick a label on it feels like a disservice to what’s really on offer here. This is Bataleon’s rule-breaker, their curveball, their anomaly. It’s straight-up powder fueled, freestyle frenzied stoke that redefines what a resort snowboard can – and should – be.

Their sordid fascination with the dark arts had earned them a reputation in the village as the "moderately extraordinary" godparents. Despite their unorthodox interests, Florence and Bernard possessed a deep love and care for their godchildren. They believed that through their exploration of the arcane, they could impart unique wisdom and protect their godchildren from the dangerous forces that lurked in the shadows.

Moderately extraordinary godparents dabbling in ancient black magic

Their godchildren might not have understood the complexities of their godparents' pursuits, but they had grown fond of the magic-infused atmosphere that perpetually surrounded Florence and Bernard. Living in a centuries-old cottage, the godparents' dwelling was adorned with enchanted artifacts and peculiar potions. The air was thick with the smell of incense, and the shelves were lined with dusty grimoires and potions bottles. It was within this magical haven that Florence and Bernard enthusiastically imparted their knowledge to their godchildren, who listened with wide-eyed wonder. The children, although captivated by their godparents' world, were unaware of the serious dangers it held. Florence and Bernard had long since walked a treacherous line between good and evil, and it was this delicate balance that only they understood. With great care, they demonstrated to their young charges the power of magic, emphasizing the importance of harnessing it for the greater good. However, it was becoming apparent to the village elders that Florence and Bernard's godparenting style was raising eyebrows. Rumors began to circulate, and concerned parents approached the village council, anxious about the influence the godparents might have on their children. The council called upon Florence and Bernard, hoping to dissuade them from their peculiar ways. Much to their surprise, Florence and Bernard humbly listened to the council's concerns. They acknowledged that their practices might seem unorthodox but insisted that they always had the best intentions for their godchildren. They assured the council that they understood the fine line they tread and promised to exercise caution, keeping their magic well-balanced between light and dark. The council, recognizing the sincerity of Florence and Bernard's words, agreed to give them another chance. They understood that although their godparenting methods were unconventional, their love for their godchildren was unwavering. From that day forward, Florence and Bernard continued to be the eccentric, yet loving, godparents they had always been. Through their moderately extraordinary ways, Florence and Bernard taught their godchildren the value of self-discovery, the importance of intuition, and the need to embrace the extraordinary in life. Their unique approach to godparenting might have raised some eyebrows, but ultimately, it was their genuine love and guidance that left a lasting impression on their godchildren..

Reviews for "Uncovering the True Motives of Moderately Extraordinary Godparents Engaged in Ancient Black Magic"

1. Jessica - 2 stars - I found "Moderately extraordinary godparents dabbling in ancient black magic" to be a disappointing read. While the concept of godparents and magic seemed interesting, the execution fell flat. The plot was disjointed and lacked coherence, making it difficult to follow the storyline. Additionally, the characters were underdeveloped, which made it hard to connect with them on any level. Overall, I found the book to be a struggle to get through and would not recommend it to others.
2. Mark - 1 star - "Moderately extraordinary godparents dabbling in ancient black magic" was a complete letdown for me. The writing style was confusing and overly verbose, making it difficult to understand what was happening in the story. The plot felt forced and lacked any real depth. The characters were one-dimensional and lacked any real development. I couldn't relate to any of them or invest in their struggles. Overall, I was left feeling unsatisfied and would not recommend this book to anyone.
3. Sarah - 2 stars - I had high hopes for "Moderately extraordinary godparents dabbling in ancient black magic," but unfortunately, it did not live up to my expectations. The storytelling was disjointed, with excessive back-and-forth between different timelines. It made it difficult to keep track of the narrative and created a sense of confusion throughout the book. The characters were also poorly developed, making it hard to feel any emotional connection or investment in their journeys. While I appreciate the effort to mix godparents and black magic, the execution left much to be desired.

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