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The Knight Magistrate inspects the nose, sees that it s false and the mob admits to the fact that they too made her wear the hat, but that s all she is most definitely a witch. We are introduced to King Arthur Graham Chapman pretending to ride a horse through the English countryside, with his trusty valet Patsy Terry Gilliam following along as a private Foley studio creating the clatter of hooves with two halves of a coconut.
Visitors are captivated by the golden sand, crystal-clear waters, and dramatic cliffs that surround the beach. The vibrant colors of the sunset paint the sky in a magical display that is truly awe-inspiring. In addition to its natural wonders, Magical Beach USA also offers a wide range of activities and attractions for visitors to enjoy.
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Monty Python
Witch Scene Script
Cast:
(V) Sir Vladimir
(King) King is Arthur, King of the Britains!
(W) 'Witch' woman
(P1,P2,P3) Peasants one, two and three
Peasants: We have found a witch! (A witch! a witch!)
Burn her burn her!
Peasant 1: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
(cheers)
Vladimir: How do you known she is a witch?
P2: She looks like one!
V: Bring her forward
(advance)
Woman: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
V: ehh. but you are dressed like one.
W: They dressed me up like this!
All: naah no we didn't. no.
W: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
(V lifts up carrot)
V: Well?
P1: Well we did do the nose
V: The nose?
P1: . And the hat, but she is a witch!
(all: yeah, burn her burn her!)
V: Did you dress her up like this?
P1: No! (no no. no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart!
(P3 points at wart)
V: What makes you think she is a witch?
P2: Well, she turned me into a newt!
V: A newt?!
(P2 pause & look around)
P2: I got better.
(pause)
P3: Burn her anyway! (burn her burn her burn!)
(king walks in)
V: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
P1: Are there? Well then tell us! (tell us)
V: Tell me. what do you do with witches?
P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn)
V: What do you burn apart from witches?
P1: More witches! (P2 nudge P1)
(pause)
P3: Wood!
V: So, why do witches burn?
(long pause)
P2: Cuz they're made of. wood?
V: Gooood.
(crowd congratulates P2)
V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
P1: Build a bridge out of her!
V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
P1: Oh yeah.
V: Does wood sink in water?
P1: No
P3: No. It floats!
P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
V: What also floats in water?
P1: Bread
P3: Apples
P2: Very small rocks
(V looks annoyed)
P1: Cider
P3: Grape gravy
P1: Cherries
P3: Mud
King: A Duck!
(all look and stare at king)
V: Exactly! So, logically.
P1(thinking): If she ways the same as a duck. she's made of wood!
V: And therefore,
(pause & think)
P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)
V: We shall use my largest scales.
(V jumps down)
----------------------------end?---------------------------------
(walk over while cheering)
(push her into scale)
V: Right, remove the stops!
(wait while scales remains still)
All: A witch! burn her burn her!!
On King Arthur’s early search for Knights, he comes upon an angry mob, attempting to burn a witch (Connie Booth) at the stake. The Knight/Magistrate, in his nonsensical musical accent, asks to take a look. When Booth’s witch gets brought to him she straightforwardly tells the Knight/Magistrate that she’s not a witch and that the mob has dressed her like one, even by forcing her to wear a false nose (that looks very much like a colour drained carrot on a string). Of course in the deranged and muddied peasant horde are the instantly recognisable faces of Idle, Cleese, Jones and co. The Knight/Magistrate inspects the nose, sees that it’s false and the mob admits to the fact that they too made her wear the hat, but that’s all – she is most definitely a witch.
The beach is a popular spot for water sports such as surfing, paddleboarding, and kayaking. The calm waters are perfect for swimming, and snorkeling enthusiasts can explore the vibrant marine life that inhabits the area. Aside from water activities, Magical Beach USA is home to a variety of shops, restaurants, and art galleries. The town of Laguna Beach is known for its thriving arts scene and is often referred to as an artist's colony. Visitors can explore the many galleries and studios that line the streets, showcasing the work of local artists. Magical Beach USA truly lives up to its name, providing visitors with an unforgettable beach experience. Whether you are seeking relaxation, adventure, or artistic inspiration, this magical destination has something for everyone. Plan your visit to Magical Beach USA and prepare to be enchanted by its beauty and charm..
Reviews for "Coastal Magic: The Unforgettable Beaches of the USA"
- John - 1 star
This book was a major disappointment. I was expecting an exciting adventure set on a magical beach in the USA, but instead, I got a dull and predictable plot. The characters were shallow and lacked depth, making it difficult to empathize with them. The author failed to create a believable world and the descriptions fell flat. Overall, "Magical Beach USA Where Is It Situated" was a complete letdown.
- Sarah - 2 stars
I had high hopes for this book, but unfortunately, it fell short of my expectations. The concept of a magical beach in the USA sounded intriguing, but the execution was lacking. The story lacked proper development and the pacing was off. The characters felt one-dimensional and the dialogue was forced. I also found numerous grammatical errors throughout the book, which further took me out of the story. Ultimately, I was disappointed by "Magical Beach USA Where Is It Situated."
- Michael - 2 stars
"Magical Beach USA Where Is It Situated" promised an enchanting tale set in a beautiful location, but it failed to deliver. The story lacked originality and felt like a cliché. The writing was average at best, with repetitive phrases and awkward sentences. The main character was unlikeable and made questionable decisions throughout the book. The magical elements were poorly explained and seemed tacked on as an afterthought. Overall, I wouldn't recommend this book to anyone looking for a captivating read.