Humpty Dumpty is a well-known and beloved nursery rhyme character. The tale of Humpty Dumpty tells the story of an anthropomorphic egg who fell off a wall and couldn't be put back together again. His fragile shell shattered into countless pieces, leaving him broken and unable to be repaired. It is a cautionary tale about the consequences of taking risks and the fragility of life. However, there is a lesser-known version of the Humpty Dumpty story known as the "Cursed Humpty Dumpty." In this version, Humpty Dumpty's fall from the wall was not a mere accident, but the result of a dark curse.
Magic roster 2014
Aaron Gordon was selected as the #4 pick in the First Round of the 2014 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic. Aaron Gordon signed a multi-year contract with the Orlando Magic on July 2, 2014.
Andrew Nicholson was selected as the #19 pick in the First Round of the 2012 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic. Andrew Nicholson signed a multi-year contract with the Orlando Magic on July 2, 2012.
Kyle O'Quinn was selected as the #19 pick in the Second Round of the 2012 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic. Kyle O'Quinn signed a multi-year contract with the Orlando Magic on August 8, 2012.
Victor Oladipo was selected as the #2 pick in the First Round of the 2013 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic. Victor Oladipo signed a multi-year contract with the Orlando Magic on July 7, 2013.
Draft Rights to Devyn Marble, the #26 pick in the Second Round of the 2014 NBA Draft, were acquired by the Orlando Magic from the Denver Nuggets on June 27, 2014. Devyn Marble signed a multi-year contract with the Orlando Magic on July 24, 2014.
Draft Rights to Elfrid Payton, the #10 pick in the First Round of the 2014 NBA Draft, were acquired by the Orlando Magic from the Philadelphia Sixers on June 26, 2014. Elfrid Payton signed a multi-year contract with the Orlando Magic on July 2, 2014.
Evan Fournier was acquired in a trade by the Orlando Magic from the Denver Nuggets on June 27, 2014.
Maurice Harkless was acquired in a trade by the Orlando Magic from the Philadelphia Sixers on August 10, 2012.
Tobias Harris was acquired in a trade by the Orlando Magic from the Milwaukee Bucks on February 21, 2013.
Nikola Vucevic was acquired in a trade by the Orlando Magic from the Philadelphia Sixers on August 10, 2012. Nikola Vucevic signed a multi-year extension with the Orlando Magic on October 23, 2014.
Willie Green was claimed off of the waiver wire by the Orlando Magic from the Los Angeles Clippers on June 29, 2014.
Dewayne Dedmon signed a contract with the Orlando Magic on February 25, 2014. Dewayne Dedmon re-signed to a contract as a free agent with the Orlando Magic on March 7, 2014. Dewayne Dedmon re-signed to a multi-year contract as a free agent with the Orlando Magic on March 17, 2014.
Channing Frye signed a multi-year contract as a free agent with the Orlando Magic on July 14, 2014.
Ben Gordon signed a multi-year contract as a free agent with the Orlando Magic on July 11, 2014.
Luke Ridnour signed a multi-year contract as a free agent with the Orlando Magic on July 25, 2014.
" In this version, Humpty Dumpty's fall from the wall was not a mere accident, but the result of a dark curse. Legend has it that Humpty Dumpty was an innocent and carefree egg who lived a happy life until he encountered a wicked witch. Enraged by Humpty Dumpty's blissful existence, the witch cast a curse upon him, condemning him to an eternal cycle of fall and breakage.
2014-2015 Orlando Magic Front Office
| Staff Member | Position | Start Season | Previous Job |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rich DeVos | Owner | 1991-1992 | N/A |
| Dan DeVos | Chairman | 2011-2012 | N/A |
| Dick DeVos | Vice Chairman | 2001-2002 | N/A |
| Doug DeVos | Vice Chairman | 2001-2002 | N/A |
| Alex Martins | Chief Executive Officer | 2011-2012 | Chief Operating Officer (Orlando Magic, 2006 to 2010) |
| Jim Fritz | Chief Financial Officer | 2006-2007 | Vice President of Finance and Accounting (Orlando Magic, 1999 to 2006) |
| Nyea Sturman | General Counsel | 2014-2015 | Assistant Director of Legal Services (Orlando Magic, 2012 to 2014) |
| Pat Gallagher | General Counsel | 2014-2015 | N/A |
| James McGriff | Director of Team Security | 2012-2013 | N/A |
| Jacque Vaughn | Head Coach | 2012-2013 | Assistant Coach (San Antonio Spurs, 2010 to 2012) |
| Brett Gunning | Assistant Coach | 2012-2013 | Assistant Coach (Houston Rockets, 2011 to 2012) |
| James Borrego | Head Coach, Assistant Coach | 2012-2013 | Assistant Coach (New Orleans Pelicans, 2010 to 2012) |
| Laron Profit | Assistant Coach, Player Development Coordinator | 2012-2013 | N/A |
| Wes Unseld, Jr. | Assistant Coach | 2012-2013 | Assistant Coach (Golden State Warriors, 2011 to 2012) |
| Igor Kokoskov | Assistant Coach | 2014-2015 | Assistant Coach (Cleveland Cavaliers, 2013 to 2014) |
| Anthony Wade | Special Assistant to the Head Coach | 2012-2013 | N/A |
| Gordon Chiesa | Special Consultant to the Head Coach | 2012-2013 | Assistant Coach (Utah Jazz, 1989 to 2005) |
| Rob Hennigan | General Manager | 2012-2013 | Assistant General Manager (Oklahoma City Thunder, 2010 to 2012) |
| Matt Lloyd | Assistant General Manager | 2012-2013 | Director of College Scouting (Chicago Bulls, 2007 to 2012) |
| Scott Perry | VP of Basketball Operations, Assistant General Manager | 2012-2013 | Vice President of Basketball Operations (Detroit Pistons, 2008 to 2012) |
| Harold Ellis | Director of Pro Scouting | 2012-2013 | Scout (Detroit Pistons, 2009 to 2012) |
| George Rodman | Basketball Operations Manager | 2012-2013 | Basketball Statistical Analyst (San Antonio Spurs, 2009 to 2012) |
| Anthony Parker | Scout | 2012-2013 | N/A |
| Prosper Karangwa | Scout | 2012-2013 | N/A |
| Shawn McCullion | Scout | 2012-2013 | N/A |
| Tony Barone, Jr. | Scout | 2014-2015 | N/A |
| Marti Artigas | International Scout | 2012-2013 | N/A |
| John Halas | Scouting Coordinator | 2013-2014 | Special Assistant to the General Manager (Orlando Magic, 2012 to 2013) |
| Charles Freeman | Chief Revenue Officer, Executive VP | 2011-2012 | N/A |
| Rodney Powell | Equipment Manager | 1989-1990 | N/A |
| Michael Arcieri | Director of Basketball Administration | 2012-2013 | N/A |
| Jay Hernandez | Assistant Coach, Player Development | 2014-2015 | N/A |
| Keon Weise | Head Athletic Trainer | 2010-2011 | Assistant Athletic Trainer (Orlando Magic, 2003 to 2010) |
| Bill Burgos | Head Strength and Conditioning Coach | 2013-2014 | Strength and Conditioning Coach (New York Knicks, 2011 to 2013) |
| Troy Morris | Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coach | 2014-2015 | N/A |
| Steve Outlaw | Assistant Athletic Trainer | 2014-2015 | N/A |
| Kent Hoffman, M.D. | Team Physician | 2010-2011 | N/A |
| Craig Mintzer, M.D. | Team Physician | 2012-2013 | N/A |
| Ron Weathers | Assistant Athletic Trainer, Physical Therapist | 2013-2014 | N/A |
| Jeff Turner | Television Analyst | 2013-2014 | N/A |
| David Steele | Television Play-By-Play | 1998-1999 | Radio Broadcaster (Orlando Magic, 1989 to 1998) |
| Dennis Neumann | Radio Broadcaster | 1998-1999 | N/A |
| Richie Adubato | Radio Broadcaster | 2005-2006 | Head Coach (Orlando Magic, 1996 to 1997) |
| George Galante | Director of Communications | 2007-2008 | Assistant Director of Communications (Orlando Magic, 1999 to 2007) |
2014-15 Orlando Magic Roster
National Basketball Association (NBA)
Team Record: 25-57
Finishing 5th in the NBA's Southeast Division of the Eastern Conference
Coach: Jacque Vaughn (15-37)
Coach: James Borrego (10-20)
Location: Orlando, Florida
Attendance: 688,194, Avg. 16,785 in 41 home dates
The Orlando Magic of the National Basketball Association ended the 2014-15 season with a record of 25 wins and 57 losses, finishing fifth in the NBA's Southeast Division of the Eastern Conference.
Nikola Vucevic netted a team-leading 1,428 points for the Magic, while Tobias Harris and Victor Oladipo scored 17 or more per game, too. Nikola Vucevic accounted for 810 rebounds. Elfrid Payton dished out 533 assists for the squad.
Defensively, Elfrid Payton added 142 steals.
Jacque Vaughn and James Borrego coached the team.
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| Player | Pos. | Birth Date | Height | Weight | College | Hometown |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dewayne Dedmon | C | August 12, 1989 | 7'0" | 255 | ||
| Evan Fournier | G-F | October 29, 1992 | 6'6" | 190 | Saint-Maurice, FR | |
| Channing Frye | PF-C | May 17, 1983 | 6'11" | 248 | Arizona | White Plains, NY US |
| Aaron Gordon | F | September 16, 1995 | 6'9" | 225 | Arizona | San Jose, CA US |
| Ben Gordon | G | April 4, 1983 | 6'3" | 200 | Connecticut | London, ENG |
| Willie Green | G | July 28, 1981 | 6'4" | 200 | Detroit Mercy | Detroit, MI USA |
| Maurice Harkless | G-F | May 11, 1993 | 6'8" | 208 | St. John's | Queens, NY US |
| Tobias Harris | F | July 15, 1992 | 6'8" | 226 | Tennessee | Islip, NY USA |
| Devyn Marble | SG-SF | September 21, 1992 | 6'6" | 200 | Iowa | Southfield, MI US |
| Andrew Nicholson | F | December 8, 1989 | 6'9" | 250 | St. Bonaventure | Mississauga, CA |
| Kyle O'Quinn | C | March 26, 1990 | 6'10" | 240 | Norfolk State | Flushing, NY US |
| Victor Oladipo | PG | May 4, 1992 | 6'5" | 214 | Indiana | Silver Spring, MD US |
| Elfrid Payton | PG | February 22, 1994 | 6'3" | 180 | Louisiana at Lafayette | Gretna, LA US |
| Luke Ridnour | G | February 13, 1981 | 6'2" | 175 | Oregon | Coeur D'Alene, ID USA |
| Nikola Vucevic | C | October 24, 1990 | 7'0" | 240 | USC | Morges, SUI |
NBA Summer League 2014: Magic announce Orlando Pro Summer League roster
Orlando's three rookies will join Victor Oladipo, Dewayne Dedmon, and 14 other players on the 2014 summer squad.
By Evan Dunlap Jul 1, 2014, 11:54am EDTEvery time Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall and was painstakingly put back together, the curse would mysteriously take effect, causing him to lose his balance and fall once again. As the curse perpetually repeated itself, Humpty Dumpty became increasingly frustrated and despondent. He saw his friends and loved ones move forward in life, while he remained trapped in an endless cycle of destruction. His once cheerful demeanor turned gloomy, and his vibrant personality dimmed. Over time, stories of the Cursed Humpty Dumpty spread throughout the land. People would gather to witness his fall, fascinated by the curse that plagued him. Many attempted to break the curse, bringing him the finest doctors from all corners of the kingdom, hoping for a miraculous solution. But alas, nothing could alleviate his wretched fate. The curse of the Cursed Humpty Dumpty serves as a somber reminder of how circumstances beyond our control can shape our lives. It reminds us that even the most seemingly invulnerable among us can be afflicted by curses or misfortune. It emphasizes the importance of empathy and understanding towards those who are trapped in their own personal struggles, unable to break free from the chains that bind them. The story of the Cursed Humpty Dumpty is a cautionary tale, far from the happy and carefree rhymes we grew up with. It teaches us to appreciate the fragility of life, and to be understanding and supportive of those who may be suffering under a weight that is not readily visible..
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