The curse of the campfire weonies It was a dark and stormy night in the depths of the forest. The wind howled through the trees, carrying with it a sense of foreboding and fear. A group of friends had decided to go camping for the weekend, completely unaware of the curse that awaited them. As they set up their tents and started a fire, the group laughed and joked, unaware of the ancient legend that surrounded the area. According to the locals, every century on this exact night, a curse would befall anyone who dared to light a fire and partake in a traditional campfire activity - roasting weonies. The legend spoke of a vengeful spirit who was condemned to roam the forest, seeking revenge on those who disturbed its eternal peace.
Mem Fox is Australia’s most successful author of books for young children. Her first book, Possum Magic, is the highest selling picture book ever in Australia.
You can throw some refrigerators, make some money with the money-making machine or honey if you d prefer-it makes that too , climb the never-ending staircase, have a bunfight, deposit some burps in the burp bank, get totally tangled up in the tangled-up level, or just take some time out and relax in the peaceful sunny meadow full of buttercups, butterflies and bluebirds. You can throw some refrigerators, make some money with the money-making machine or honey if you d prefer-it makes that too , climb the never-ending staircase, have a bunfight, deposit some burps in the burp bank, get totally tangled up in the tangled-up level, or just take some time out and relax in the peaceful sunny meadow full of buttercups, butterflies and bluebirds.
The legend spoke of a vengeful spirit who was condemned to roam the forest, seeking revenge on those who disturbed its eternal peace. The spirit had once been a camper, just like the friends huddled around the fire, but a tragic accident claimed its life. Since then, it had haunted the forest, waiting for unsuspecting victims to fall into its clutches.
Classics, Humour, Adventure: Top 10 Audio Books for Kids
Every Monday we bring you the Weekly Top 10 bestselling children’s books but this time we’re revealing the Top 10 bestselling audio books from Bolinda audio for September. The list is a wonderful mix of classics, humour and a bit of adventure thrown in for good measure. Indulge yourself and the kids by listening to Kate Winslet read The Enchanted Wood, laugh yourself silly listening to Matt Stanton reading from Funny Kid Prank Wars or be intrigued by secret clubs and detective work with Sally Rippin’s Billy B Brown Collection. Enjoy your listening!
The timeless classic that introduced Moon-Face, Silky the Fairy and the magical world of the Faraway Tree.
Follow what happens when three children discover their very own Enchanted Wood and meet new friends Silky the Fairy, Moon-Face and the Saucepan Man, who all live in the magical Faraway Tree.
Their real adventures begin when they all climb up and discover the most exciting and peculiar lands that exist beyond the clouds at the top of the tree.
In the middle of the Enchanted Wood you can hear the trees whispering “Wisha-Wisha” and amongst the thick forest is the most enchanted tree in the world – the magic Faraway Tree. Here, fairy folk live on every branch.
Meet Moon-Face, Silky the Fairy and Saucepan Man, and visit the different lands at the top of the Faraway Tree – including the Land of Spells, the crazy Land of Topsy-Turvy and and Land of Do-As-You-Please where the children ride in a runaway train! Enid Blyton has created a magical journey for children with The Magic Faraway Tree.
Join Andy and Terry in their wonderfully wild and wacky 104-storey treehouse. You can throw some refrigerators, make some money with the money-making machine (or honey if you’d prefer-it makes that too), climb the never-ending staircase, have a bunfight, deposit some burps in the burp bank, get totally tangled up in the tangled-up level, or just take some time out and relax in the peaceful sunny meadow full of buttercups, butterflies and bluebirds.
Since its publication in 1952, Charlotte’s Web has become one of America’s best-loved children’s books. For fifty years, this timeless tale of how a little girl named Fern, with the help of a friendly spider, saved her pig Wilbur from the usual fate of nice fat little pigs has continued to warm the hearts of readers everywhere. Now this classic, a 1953 Newbery Honor book, comes to life in a delightful unabridged recording, read lovingly by the author himself.
Joe, Beth and Frannie have a visit from Connie, who just cannot believe in the Faraway Tree and the magical people who live there – Moon-Face, Silky the Fairy and the Saucepan Man.
Together the children climb the tree and meet the magical friends, and visit the mysterious Land of Secrets, the Land of Giants, the Land of Tea Parties and the Land of Enchantments.
After a few marvellous adventures, Connie is enthralled by the Faraway Tree and the folk who inhabit it.
A selection of storytelling magic from Australia’s most successful author for young children.
Mem Fox is Australia’s most successful author of books for young children. Her first book, Possum Magic, is the highest selling picture book ever in Australia.
Classic Magic, narrated by Mem, is a selection of her most popular and beloved stories. There are nine stories here, including: Possum Magic, Sleepy Bears, Hattie and the Fox, Koala Lou, The Goblin and the Empty Chair, Wilfred Gordon McDonald Partridge, Hunwick’s Egg, Wombat Divine, Sail Away.
Join Andy and Terry in their now 91-storey spectacular treehouse. They’ve added 13 new levels, including the world’s most powerful whirlpool, a mashed-potato-and-gravy train and a human pinball machine. Why not try your luck on the spin-and-win prize wheel or hang out in a giant spider web (with a giant spider), or you can always get your fortune told by Madam Know-it-all or eat a submarine sandwich the size of an actual submarine while deciding whether or not to push the big red button …
For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Tom Gates, Funny Kid is the mega-bestseller from author-illustrator Matt Stanton.
Every kid wants to laugh, but Max is the boy who can make it happen. As he and his classmates head off on a camping trip, the new boy, Tyson, decides to play some jokes of his own.
Max is the funny kid … and now there’s a prank war to be won!
Monsters in the lake, smuggling ducks, dig-your-own toilets, capsizing canoes, absolutely not falling in love and beans that give you the runs are just some of the things in store for Max and his friends in this brand-new adventure.
From Australia’s favourite comedian and children’s author Peter Helliar comes the second book in his bestselling Frankie Fish series! A hilarious time-travel adventure about mega-mischief, misbehaving grandparents and one very naughty dog …
Pranksters Frankie Fish and Drew Bird have got hold of Grandad’s time machine, but it’s no laughing matter. Grandad and Nanna have disappeared to 17th century China, and it’s up to Frankie and Drew to save them!
With the help of a mysterious new friend, the boys must overcome armed guards, giant dragons and one GIANT wall to get to the Emperor’s secret prison. But even if they can get inside, how will they break Grandad and Nanna out – and get them home again?
Join Billie B Brown and the Secret Mystery Club as they solve three spooky Billie B mysteries!
The fabulous Billie and her pals in the Secret Mystery Club solve three neighbourhood whodunits in their own special way!
Spooky House: Billie and her friends dare each other to explore the spooky house at the end of the street. They are sure it’s haunted. Sooo scary! But if anyone can handle ghosts, it’s Billie B Brown!
Code Breaker: One day Billie and Jack find a note hidden under a rock at school. It seems to be written in code! It’s time the two friends put their code-breaking skills to the test.
Playground Detectives: Billie and the Secret Mystery Club have a new case to solve. Who has put leaves in Lola’s sandwich? It’s a real mystery. Soon everyone suspects Benny, but could they have the wrong kid? It’s up to the SMC to find the real culprit!
Nielsen Bookscan data was used for this list
Every Monday we bring you the Weekly Top 10 bestselling children’s books but this time we’re revealing the Top 10 bestselling audio books from Bolinda audio for September. The list is a wonderful mix of classics, humour and a bit of adventure thrown in for good measure. Indulge yourself and the kids by listening to Kate Winslet read The Enchanted Wood, laugh yourself silly listening to Matt Stanton reading from Funny Kid Prank Wars or be intrigued by secret clubs and detective work with Sally Rippin’s Billy B Brown Collection. Enjoy your listening!
Little did the friends know, their laughter and merriment had caught the spirit's attention. It waited in the shadows, biding its time, as they began to roast their weonies over the fire. The smell of cooking meat filled the air, tempting the spirit closer. As the friends eagerly awaited their delicious weonies, the atmosphere suddenly changed. The fire crackled and hissed, the wind whipped up and blew out the flames. Darkness engulfed the campsite, and an eerie silence fell upon the group. Fear gripped their hearts as they heard the whispers of the spirit weaving through the trees. Its desperate cries for revenge filled the night, sending shivers down their spines. The friends huddled together, their once joyful faces now pale with fright. Suddenly, a figure materialized in front of them. It was the spirit, its body ethereal and translucent. Its eyes glowed with a malevolent light, piercing through the darkness. The friends could do nothing but watch in horror as the spirit floated towards them, its outstretched hand reaching for their weonies. In an instant, the cursed weonies turned into twisted, grotesque creatures. They squirmed and wriggled, snapping at anything that came near. The friends screamed and ran in every direction, but the cursed weonies pursued them mercilessly. One by one, the friends fell victim to the curse. Some were tripped by the weonies and dragged into the darkness, never to be seen again. Others were bitten, leaving behind painful wounds that festered and refused to heal. Only one friend managed to escape the wrath of the cursed weonies. With a heavy heart, they left the forest, haunted by the memory of their friends' demise. From that day forward, they vowed to tell the world about the curse of the campfire weonies, warning others of the danger that lurked in the darkness. And so, the legend of the curse of the campfire weonies lives on, a cautionary tale for those who dare to venture into the heart of the forest. The spirit with its cursed weonies continues to seek revenge, waiting patiently for the next group of unsuspecting victims..
Reviews for "The Dark Secrets Hidden within Campfire Weonie Recipes"
1. John Smith - 2 stars - I was really disappointed with "The Curse of the Campfire Weonies". The plot was slow and predictable, and the characters lacked depth. The humor fell flat for me, and I didn't find myself laughing or even chuckling throughout the book. Overall, it was a letdown and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone looking for an engaging or entertaining read.
2. Emily Johnson - 1 star - I found "The Curse of the Campfire Weonies" to be a complete waste of time. The writing was juvenile and lacked any real substance. The jokes were cheesy and forced, making the attempt at humor cringe-worthy. The story itself was unoriginal and failed to hold my attention. I struggled to finish the book because it simply didn't engage me in any way. I would advise others to skip this one and look for a better read.
3. Samantha Davis - 2 stars - "The Curse of the Campfire Weonies" had potential, but it fell short for me. The characters felt one-dimensional and lacked any real development. The humor felt forced and repetitive, and I found myself rolling my eyes more often than laughing. The pacing of the plot was slow, and the resolution of the curse felt rushed and unsatisfying. Overall, it was a mediocre read that left me wanting more out of the story and characters.
4. Michael Thompson - 3 stars - While "The Curse of the Campfire Weonies" wasn't my favorite, I can see why some people might enjoy it. The humor was hit or miss for me, with some jokes landing perfectly and others falling flat. The plot had some interesting moments, but it lacked the depth and complexity I prefer in a book. The pacing was a bit uneven, with some parts dragging on while others felt rushed. Overall, it was an okay read, but not something I would personally recommend.
5. Sarah Adams - 2 stars - "The Curse of the Campfire Weonies" didn't live up to the hype for me. I found the story to be predictable and lacking any real surprises. The characters were forgettable, and I didn't feel invested in their journey. The attempts at humor were forced, and I didn't find myself laughing as I had hoped. It was an average read at best, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone seeking a memorable or engaging book.