Once upon a time in a small village, nestled in the West Riding, there lived a malignant witch. She was feared by all due to her dark powers and mischievous ways. But what set her apart from the other witches was her mode of transportation – a bike. Yes, this witch, with her flowing black robe and pointy hat, would ride through the village on her cackling bike, spreading terror wherever she went. The residents of the village would lock their doors and cower in fear as the witch cycled past their homes. The sound of her bike's rusty chain echoed through the quiet streets, sending shivers down their spines.
Alright, in case it isn't clear: this is an amazing, beautiful song written by one of the greatest ever rock bands in their early prime. This song refers to the beginning of lead singer Ann Wilson's relationship with the guy who would become Heart's manager and engineer, etc., Mike Fisher (former guitarist and brother of guitarist Roger Fisher, who was later in a relationship with guitarist and sister Nancy Wilson). It is a better-than-perfect poetic hard rock song written for the band's first album, when they were loved but unknown, gigging in Vancouver, BC, before they had made it big. Now, with that out of the way, I have one more thing to say: Please, please, please: Anyone here who has written about 'Charles Manson', or Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys, if you're reading this, please, please, please stop what you're doing right now at this very moment, and do only one thing for me: Get all of your conspiracy theory friends together, go to Stonehenge in robes, and drink that potent concoction that you've been saving in your cupboard that delivers you into your next life, and far away from those of us who enjoy life, enjoy good music, and learning about true artists. Once again: Please, please, please kill yourself. Like the guy at the end of Road Trip. That way you won't run around muddying up the world with your useless, confusing, arbitrary, unsettling, ridiculous, defamatory and insulting garbage, in the process doing your best to ruin beautiful songs and the stories behind them for the rest of us. Thank you.
It is a better-than-perfect poetic hard rock song written for the band s first album, when they were loved but unknown, gigging in Vancouver, BC, before they had made it big. Cold, late night so long ago When I was not so strong you know A pretty man came to me I never seen eyes so blue You know, I could not run away it seemed We d seen each other in a dream Seemed like he knew me, he looked right through me, yeah.
The sound of her bike's rusty chain echoed through the quiet streets, sending shivers down their spines. Children would hide behind their parents, and even the bravest of souls would tremble at the sight of this wicked witch from the west. One fateful day, the witch devised a wicked plan to cast a spell on the entire village.
Magic Man
Cold, late night so long ago
When I was not so strong you know
A pretty man came to me
I never seen eyes so blue
You know, I could not run away it seemed
We'd seen each other in a dream
Seemed like he knew me, he looked right through me, yeah
"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile
"You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhile
But try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand, I'm a magic man"
Winter nights we sang in tune
Played inside the months of moon
"Never think of never let this spell last forever"
Well, summer lover passed to fall
Tried to realize it all
Mama says she's worried, growing up in a hurry
"Come on home, girl" Mama cried on the phone
"Too soon to lose my baby yet, my girl should be at home"
But try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand, he's a magic man, Mama, ah
He's a magic man
"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile
"I cast my spell of love on you, a woman from a child"
But try to understand, try to understand
Oh, oh, try, try, try to understand
He's a magic man, oh, he's got the magic hands
"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile
"You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhile"
But try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand, he's a magic man, yeah, oh
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Magic Man Lyrics as written by Ann Wilson Nancy Wilson
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Magic Man song meaningsShe believed that by stealing all the laughter from the villagers, she could gain ultimate power over them. So, she rode her bike through the village, cackling and chanting incantations. As she passed by, the once joyous giggles turned into mournful cries, and the light in people's eyes dimmed. It seemed as though the witch's plan was working, and the village was falling into despair. But little did the witch know, the village had a secret weapon – the power of unity. The villagers, realizing the dire situation, joined hands and devised a plan of their own. They decided that laughter was their strongest defense against the witch's dark magic. They organized a festival, filled with music, games, and laughter. Every corner of the village was adorned with colorful decorations, and the sound of laughter filled the air. On the day of the festival, the witch rode her bike through the village, hoping to drain the remaining joy from its inhabitants. To her surprise, instead of fearful faces, she was met with smiles and laughter. The villagers had banished the darkness by embracing the power of joy. Enraged by their resistance, the witch furiously pedaled her bike, trying to extinguish the laughter that filled the air. But with each cackle she made, the villagers laughed harder, foiling her every attempt. In the end, the witch's power began to dwindle, and she was left defeated. From that day on, the malignant witch from the west riding her bike was nothing more than a distant memory. The village thrived with laughter and joy, always remembering the power of unity and the importance of laughter in conquering darkness..
Reviews for "Pedaling Nightmares: The Malignant Witch's Cycling Odyssey"
1. Linda - 1 star
I really did not enjoy watching "Malignant witch from the west riding a bike". The concept of a witch riding a bike seemed interesting, but the execution was poor. The plot was incredibly confusing and difficult to follow, with random scenes that did not make sense and added nothing to the story. The characters were poorly developed, and I found it hard to care about any of them. Overall, I would not recommend this movie to anyone.
2. Mark - 2 stars
"Malignant witch from the west riding a bike" was a disappointment for me. The film had a promising premise, but it failed to deliver. The pacing was incredibly slow, and I found myself getting bored after the first 20 minutes. The dialogue was also weak and lacked depth, making it hard to be fully engaged with the story. Furthermore, the special effects were unimpressive and made the witch's bike riding scenes look cheesy rather than scary. I was left feeling underwhelmed and would not watch this movie again.
3. Sarah - 2 stars
I had high hopes for "Malignant witch from the west riding a bike", but unfortunately, it fell short of my expectations. The plot seemed intriguing, but it quickly became convoluted and confusing. The film tried to be scary, but it was more comical than anything else. The acting was subpar, and the characters were difficult to relate to or empathize with. Overall, I found this movie to be a letdown and would not recommend it to others.
4. John - 1 star
"Malignant witch from the west riding a bike" was a complete waste of my time. The storyline was uninteresting and lacked originality. The acting was amateurish, and the characters were one-dimensional, making it hard to invest in their fates. The film also had a low-budget feel, with poor special effects that took away from the already weak storyline. Overall, I regret watching this movie and would not recommend it to anyone looking for a quality horror film.
5. Emily - 2 stars
I was disappointed by "Malignant witch from the west riding a bike". The concept had potential, but the execution was lacking. The pacing was slow, and the plot was all over the place. It felt like the movie couldn't decide whether it wanted to be a horror film or a comedy. The scares were predictable, and the performances were forgettable. Overall, this movie failed to leave a lasting impact, and I would not recommend it to others.