Once upon a time, in a land of dreams and imagination, there existed a truly magical treat known as "magical pooo marshmallows." These extraordinary marshmallows were not just your ordinary fluffy confections; they possessed enchanting properties that delighted all who came in contact with them. The magical pooo marshmallows were a sight to behold. They came in a rainbow of colors, each more vibrant than the last. One could find marshmallows that glowed in the dark, sparkled in the sunlight, or even changed colors depending on the temperature. It was as if they had a mind of their own, constantly surprising and captivating those who beheld them.
After assuming the identity of the witch Belos, Philip Wittebane hatched a plan that would end with the destruction of all witches. One of the biggest parts of his plan was the implementation of sigils and brands that restrict the use of magic and serve as a means to drain said magic from them. To do this, he teamed up with a being called The Collector and in exchange for the teaching of the draining spell, Philip would set The Collector free from his prison. However, Philip had no intention of keeping his end of the bargain.
5 The brands also serve a function for the Day of Unity, acting as a means to drain magic something which was inspired by the magic-draining abilities of basilisks from witches and transfer it into the nine coven heads. After The Collector s defeat and the downfall of Belos, the coven system was effectively dissolved, leaving any and all witches free to pursue whatever magic they so choose.
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*screaming internally, eternally*
I´m a bit anxious tonight and brain won´t keep quiet, so let´s dive into the biology of witches, how magic works and then focus on Eda´s curse via SCIENCE so I can distract myself. Buckle up, because I managed to write a thousand words about this somehow.
We know following: witches can cast varied sort of magic thanks to special organ. Eda gets cursed by her sister, and the very next day she gets turned into the owl beast and then continues to transform sporadically. We do not know how she managed to change back first time, but we know that in show proper Eda´s curse can be affected by light, laughing, make Eda go back to her senses by Luz´s desperate call and so on. We also know that Eda takes potions to slow the curse process down, and we know that Lilith takes half her curse, which renders Eda´s natural magic useless, Lilith is weakened, and both acquire lesser version of the curse. I ask, how is this possible from biological standpoint? …magic, magical biological standpoint, but I’ll try to keep it close to human biology so I can draw comparisons.
First things first: the magic bile sac is attached to witch´s heart. We can therefore conclude that the magic bile travels through bloodstream. I propose that the magic bile is a special type of hormones. The bile sac is a gland secreting endocrinal magic hormone, which travels via bloodstream and affects specific response target cells just under the witch´s skin. Said target cells are located across entire witch´s body, but are heavily concentrated on hands and fingertips, which is why drawing a circle is easiest way to cast for witches.
As to how casting different spells works, I believe that each spell class (plant, abomination, illusion, elemental and so on) is caused by hormone with subtly different chemical structure. As such, depending on what the witch thinks, different spell comes out. The younger witches have sort of “precursors”, like a baby structures for each magic type programmed in their bile sac cells. By honing their skills as well as natural predisposition towards certain set of spell class structures, they can subtly teach their cells how to produce more specific and powerful structures, as well as the amount secreted. When the witch chooses a coven, they´re given a seal. This seal contains substrates that neutralize all other hormonal types of magic except the one the coven is focused on, and by having school systems already push children into specific covens, they´re even easier to neutralize as other magic types aren´t developed enough. The only coven without seals is of course, the Emperor´s coven, which accepts individuals capable and talented enough to create powerful subtypes of magic hormones.
The training wand works in such a way that it takes raw hormonal precursors and subtly changes specific parts of hormonal structure, which results in full spell. It also gives the target cells sort of reverse response, which is then carried back to brain and bile sac cells, hence why using a training wand is best option when learning as hands contain highest amount of target cells. As such the witch´s body receives a sort of helpful nudge in what direction the chemical structure of that spell´s hormone should be changed. Staffs meanwhile don´t give back information, or have anything to do with hormones; they simply amplify magic pumped through them, which is why Luz, a non-witch, can use staff during finale.
The bile sac gland, like many other glands, is affected by emotions, which is how Amity can cast through her feet (elevated response by dancing with her enchanted Grom partner, even if feet have less target cells and are covered by boots), why Eda´s curse first overtakes her after she starts walking away from Lilith (as she´s undoubtedly feeling sad that she won’t be seeing her sister for a while), or why laughter and Luz´s distress have effect on Eda.
Speaking of the curse, I imagine it functions similarly to cancer. It attacks cells of the bile sac, and cancerous curse cells slowly spread while producing mutated magic hormones that cause the target cells on Eda´s skin to send magic inside the body rather than outside, which causes the transformation. Said curse hormones must be harder to produce, so there’s less of them in Eda´s bloodstream, and as such the curse doesn’t occur all the time. If Eda is drained however, her healthy magic hormones are depleted and therefore the curse hormones have easier time accessing her target cells, transforming her. Similarly, if enough time has passed, enough curse hormones gather to activate the curse. The magic potion Eda takes slows down the process of curse hormone secretion, but it can’t stop it. Similarly, it can’t stop the cancer cell duplication, which is why Eda´s potion isn’t effective cure.
How does Lilith´s pain sharing spell work then? This part is the most complicated to work out. Let´s remember that to activate the spell Lilith has to touch Eda´s forehead with her own. What I believe is happening is that Lilith is “magically” sending specific signal via her brain into Eda´s brain and said signal affects both their bile sacs. The large portion of bile sac cells in Eda´s sac shut down completely, and part of Lilith´s cells swap for Eda´s cancerous curse cells.
That way the hormones produced are still functional, but are in much smaller capacity so Eda´s and Lilith´s magical abilities are both impaired, with Eda losing her magic almost completely (she´s still able to draw partial circle, but there´s so little healthy cells remaining their secretion just isn´t powerful enough) while Lilith´s magical ability is weakened since some healthy cells were swapped for curse cells. It is also possible the structure of curse hormones themselves was somehow affected, but we don´t yet know if Eda or Lilith transform in season 2, although it’s quite likely based on Dana shushing Spencer during recent charity stream when he tries to mention something about “Lilith turning into-”, which we can now assume was going to be “into a beast”.
So there you have it, the biology of Owl House magic, courtesy of two hours of my brain rambling in unholy morning hours.
Each bite transported the eater to a world of wonder and excitement. They could find themselves soaring through the sky on cotton candy clouds, exploring fantastical landscapes filled with gumdrop trees and chocolate rivers, or even befriending talking animals and mythical creatures. These marshmallows had the ability to transform any ordinary moment into a truly extraordinary experience. Whether enjoyed around a campfire, as an indulgent treat, or incorporated into delicious desserts, the magical pooo marshmallows never failed to bring joy and amazement. Legend has it that the magical pooo marshmallows were created by a wizard who discovered the secret recipe after years of experimenting with different ingredients and incantations. It was said that he used a touch of stardust, a pinch of moonlight, and a sprinkle of fairy dust to infuse each marshmallow with its enchanting properties. Sadly, the wizard's recipe was lost over time, and magical pooo marshmallows became a thing of the past. But their legend lived on, passed down from generation to generation, a reminder of the magic that once existed in the world. Though the magical pooo marshmallows may no longer be found in today's world, their memory and the joy they brought continue to inspire and ignite the imagination. So, whenever you find yourself in need of a little extra magic in your life, just close your eyes and dream of those remarkable magical pooo marshmallows. Who knows? With a little bit of luck and a sprinkle of imagination, maybe they will find their way back into our lives once more..
Reviews for "Elevate your hot chocolate game with magical pooo marshmallows"
1. Sam - 2/5 - I was really disappointed with Magical Pooo Marshmallows. The packaging was appealing and I had high hopes, but when I tried them, they tasted nothing like marshmallows. The texture was weirdly grainy and the flavor was a strange mix of artificial sweetness and a bizarre aftertaste. I ended up throwing the whole bag away.
2. Emily - 1/5 - I can't believe how bad these Magical Pooo Marshmallows were! The color was off-putting and they had a strange chemical smell as soon as I opened the bag. I threw caution to the wind and gave them a try, but the taste was even worse than I expected. It was like chewing on a mouthful of chemicals rather than enjoying a sweet treat. I will definitely never buy these again.
3. Jack - 2/5 - Magical Pooo Marshmallows were a big disappointment for me. The texture was way too chewy, and the flavor was overly artificial. I expected them to be light and fluffy, but they were heavy and hard to swallow. The taste was so strong and overpowering that it left a lingering unpleasant sensation in my mouth. I would not recommend these marshmallows to anyone looking for a tasty treat.