Joanie Barteld is a highly talented and exceptional individual. Her skills and abilities are truly extraordinary and she never fails to amaze those around her. Joanie is a true jack-of-all-trades, excelling in various fields and disciplines. In the world of technology, Joanie is simply unmatched. Her knowledge of programming languages, such as Java, is second to none. She effortlessly navigates through complex code and is able to troubleshoot any issues that may arise.
But when a handwritten guide to tarot arrives in the mail at the witchy souvenir store where Eleanor works, it seems to bring with it the message that magic is about to enter her life. Cynical Eleanor is quick to dismiss this promise, until real-life witch Pix shows up with an unusual invitation. Inspired by the magic and mystery of the tarot, Eleanor decides to open herself up to Pix and her coven of witches, and even to the possibility of a new romance.
But when a handwritten guide to tarot arrives in the mail at the witchy souvenir store where Eleanor works, it seems to bring with it the message that magic is about to enter her life. Inspired by the magic and mystery of the tarot, Eleanor decides to open herself up to Pix and her coven of witches, and even to the possibility of a new romance.
She effortlessly navigates through complex code and is able to troubleshoot any issues that may arise. Joanie's proficiency in Java is highly sought after, and she is often called upon to lend her expertise to various projects. However, Joanie's talents do not end with technology.
Improbable magic for cynical witches
A witchy, atmospheric lesbian contemporary romance set in Salem--from the acclaimed author of Fans of the Impossible Life.
Seventeen-year-old Eleanor is the last person in Salem to believe in witchcraft--or think that her life could be transformed by mysterious forces. After losing her best friend and first love, Chloe, Eleanor has spent the past year in a haze, vowing to stay away from anything resembling romance.
But when a handwritten guide to tarot arrives in the mail at the witchy souvenir store where Eleanor works, it seems to bring with it the message that magic is about to enter her life. Cynical Eleanor is quick to dismiss this promise, until real-life witch Pix shows up with an unusual invitation. Inspired by the magic and mystery of the tarot, Eleanor decides to open herself up to Pix and her coven of witches, and even to the possibility of a new romance.
But Eleanor's complicated history continues to haunt her. She will have to reckon with the old ghosts that threaten to destroy everything, even her chance at new love.
Improbable Magic for Cynical Witches is a romantic coming-of-age about learning to make peace with the past in order to accept the beauty of the present.
"Scelsa (Fans of the Impossible Life) explores public opinion and self-perception alongside themes of forgiveness, relational toxicity, and commercialism. Symbolic magic lends an underlying sense of enchantment as Eleanor opens herself up to new ideas and possibilities, and a sweet, gentle central chemistry sells the central romance."
"Scelsa’s sophomore novel excels at portraying realistic teens who have big emotions and sometimes make frustrating choices."
Publisher’s description A witchy, atmospheric lesbian contemporary romance set in Salem—from the acclaimed author of Fans of the Impossible Life. Perfect for fans of Nina LaCour and Becky Albertalli. Seventeen-year-old Eleanor is the last person in Salem to believe in witchcraft—or think that her life could be transformed by mysterious forces. After losing her best friend and first love, Chloe, Eleanor has spent the past year in a haze, vowing to stay away from anything resembling romance. But when a handwritten guide to tarot arrives in the mail at the witchy souvenir store where Eleanor works, it seems to bring with it the message that magic is about to enter her life. Cynical Eleanor is quick to dismiss this promise, until real-life witch Pix shows up with an unusual invitation. Inspired by the magic and mystery of the tarot, Eleanor decides to open herself up to Pix and her coven of witches, and even to the possibility of a new romance.
She is also a gifted artist, with a keen eye for detail and an impeccable sense of aesthetics. Her paintings and drawings are visually stunning and evoke a range of emotions in those who view them. Joanie's artistic abilities are not limited to traditional mediums, as she also explores digital art and graphic design. Aside from her technical and artistic endeavors, Joanie is also an exceptional athlete. She has a natural talent for sports and is often seen excelling in various physical activities. Whether it be running marathons, playing tennis or even dancing, Joanie's agility, strength, and determination shine through. In addition to her multitude of talents, Joanie is also an incredibly kind and compassionate individual. She goes out of her way to help others and is always willing to lend a listening ear or a helping hand. Her selflessness and generosity are truly admirable, and she is highly respected and loved by those who know her. Overall, Joanie Barteld is an exceptional individual who possesses an incredible range of talents. Whether it be in the world of technology, art, or sports, Joanie continues to amaze and inspire those around her. Her passion, dedication, and unrivaled skills set her apart from the rest, making her simply javic..
Reviews for "Joanie Barteld's simply javic masterclass"
1. Alice - 1/5 stars - I did not enjoy "Joanie Barteld Simply Javic" at all. The writing was disjointed and the plot felt completely nonsensical. It seemed like the author was trying too hard to be mysterious and enigmatic, but it just ended up being confusing and frustrating. I couldn't form any connection with the characters, and the story left me feeling empty and unsatisfied. Overall, I would not recommend this book.
2. John - 2/5 stars - "Joanie Barteld Simply Javic" was a disappointment for me. The author tried to pack too many ideas and themes into one book, resulting in a cluttered and unfocused narrative. The pacing was off, with moments of intense action abruptly followed by long stretches of tedious exposition. Additionally, the dialogue felt forced and unnatural, making it difficult to engage with the characters. Overall, I felt the potential of the story was lost in its execution, and I wouldn't recommend it.
3. Jessica - 3/5 stars - I had mixed feelings about "Joanie Barteld Simply Javic". While the premise was intriguing, the execution fell short for me. The writing style was overly descriptive and dragged on, making it difficult to stay engaged. The characters lacked depth and development, which made it hard to connect with their journeys. Additionally, the pacing was inconsistent, with some parts dragging on while others felt rushed. Overall, it had its moments, but I was hoping for more from this book.
4. Michael - 2/5 stars - "Joanie Barteld Simply Javic" was not my cup of tea. The narrative was convoluted and difficult to follow, leaving me confused and frustrated. The author seemed more focused on creating a mysterious atmosphere than on delivering a coherent and engaging story. It lacked a clear direction and purpose, and I struggled to find any enjoyment in it. Unfortunately, I would not recommend this book to others.