Once upon a time, in a world filled with enchantment and mystical creatures, there existed a community of magical merchants known as the Magic Merxh. These merchants possessed unique and extraordinary powers that allowed them to create, manipulate, and trade magical items. However, behind their glamorous façade, lurked tales of rudeness that tarnished their reputations. One of the most notorious stories involved the tale of a young apprentice who stumbled upon a Magic Merxh bazaar. Excited by the wonders around him, the apprentice approached a stall where a grumpy old merxh named Grindle stood. Grindle was known for his sheer disregard for customers and his short temper.
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Grindle was known for his sheer disregard for customers and his short temper. As the apprentice inquired about a magical book, Grindle scoffed and rudely dismissed the apprentice's questions. Ignoring the young boy's enthusiasm, Grindle barked, "This book is beyond your comprehension.
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In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.
- OCT 17, 2023
Absolutely famished from the previous 68 episodes, the gang stops in at a diner!
- 1 hr 8 min
- OCT 3, 2023
Hell Rules (with special guest Caldwell Tanner)
As our now TOTALLY KILLED PARTY take stock of their new, Hellish surroundings (spoiler: it's Hell), perhaps they would do well to enlist a guide of sorts to show them the way? Enter a mysterious ferryman (GUEST STAR CALDWELL TANNER) but does he have his own agenda? Or does he just want to get home to. his wife.
- 1 hr 30 min
- SEP 19, 2023
Boy Do We Ever Have Such Sights!
The gang arrives back on campus for the new semester and-what?? Polaris University is gone? It's now a "Forbidden Zone"?? Boy I have got to start paying more attention!
BEEP BEEP! After a brief 2-year hiatus, we're back with another LIVESTREAM SHOW just in time for spooky season! It's called THEY INVADED MY BRAIN and it's happening on Thursday October 19th at 8pm Eastern! For tickets and info, head over to rudetalesofmagic.com!
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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- 1 hr 15 min
- SEP 5, 2023
It Looks Like You're Trying To Save Your School
Our heroes try to soldier on following the events of last episode, but as they approach the Forbidden Zone, the dangers only increase.
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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- 1 hr 10 min
- AUG 22, 2023
SUMMER SPECIAL: Summer Draft '23
While we're sure you're desperate to hear the next chapter of our gripping tale, the back half of August is a time to slow down, relax, and enjoy those last days of summer. So the Bad Boys of Podcasting (Chris, Tim, and Joe) sit down to draft the ULTIMATE SUMMER. Then, Branson and Carly drop in to choose the winner, but who knows where it goes from there??
Toss on some shades, pour yourself an Arnold Palmer, and enjoy, baby. We'll be back in two weeks for the next thrilling episode in our main campaign!
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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- 1 hr 18 min
- AUG 8, 2023
Enter the Mother, Part 3
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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- 1 hr 29 min
- © 2023 Rude Tales of Magic
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Go away and bother someone else." Feeling rejected and insulted, the apprentice left the stall with a heavy heart. The encounter left a bitter taste in his mouth, tarnishing his initial fascination with the Magic Merxh community. This tale spread like wildfire, and soon, people began sharing their own rude encounters with various merxh. Another tale involved a fairy named Flutter, who flew from stall to stall, in search of a pendant possessing the power of healing. Each merxh she encountered seemed more arrogant and dismissive than the last. One merxh even went as far as rolling his eyes at her request, insinuating that she wasn't worthy of such a precious artifact. Eventually, the discouraged fairy stumbled upon a humble merxh named Elara. Elara greeted Flutter with kindness and listened attentively to her desires. Despite not having the exact pendant Flutter sought, Elara offered an alternative, explaining every detail and warmly assisting her. It was Elara's genuine concern for her customer's satisfaction that restored Flutter's faith in the Magic Merxh community. These rude tales were not limited to customers alone. In one notorious incident, a renowned merxh named Zephyr, known for his remarkable water spells, insulted a fellow merxh, Aqua, during a magical exhibition. Zephyr treated Aqua's seemingly inferior ice sculptures with disdain, belittling Aqua's talent in front of a sizable crowd. The incident caused an uproar within the Magic Merxh community, and Zephyr faced severe backlash for his rude behavior. These tales of rudeness left a lasting impact on the Magic Merxh community, reminding them of the importance of treating others with respect and courtesy. Some merxh started implementing training programs to instill better customer service practices, while others made efforts to reconnect with their customers on a more personal level. Thus, despite the rude tales that tainted the reputation of magical merchants, they also served as lessons for the Magic Merxh community to foster a culture of kindness, empathy, and professionalism. Ultimately, the tales became cautionary reminders that even in a world filled with enchantment and wonder, it is essential to treat others with the respect and kindness they deserve..
Reviews for "Tales of Mischief: Rude Magic Merch for the Truly Mischievous"
1. John - 2 stars - I was really disappointed in "Rude Tales of Magic Merch". The story felt disjointed and the characters were unlikable. The humor was also extremely crude and not at all funny. I had high hopes for this podcast, but unfortunately, it didn't live up to the hype. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone looking for a well-crafted fantasy story.
2. Sarah - 1 star - "Rude Tales of Magic Merch" was a complete waste of time. The humor was vulgar and offensive, and the dialogue was filled with unnecessary profanity. The storyline was all over the place and hard to follow. I was hoping for an entertaining fantasy podcast, but instead, I got an unenjoyable and tasteless experience. I would not recommend this to anyone who values quality storytelling and respectful humor.
3. Alex - 2 stars - "Rude Tales of Magic Merch" lacked substance and failed to capture my interest. The characters felt shallow and underdeveloped, and the plot was weak. The excessive use of crude jokes and offensive language only served to detract from the overall narrative. I was expecting a more thought-provoking and engaging experience, but unfortunately, this podcast fell short. I would not recommend it to anyone seeking a well-crafted fantasy adventure.