modern famoly

The sea witch canteen is a unique establishment located deep beneath the surface of the ocean. It is a popular gathering spot for all types of sea creatures, from mermaids to octopuses to dolphins. The canteen offers a wide variety of delectable food and refreshing drinks that cater to the diverse palates of its oceanic patrons. The canteen is known for its vibrant and colorful ambience, with walls painted in shades of deep blue and adorned with stunning underwater artwork. Soft, ambient lighting creates a soothing atmosphere, while the gentle sounds of waves and underwater life provide a calming background soundtrack. The menu at the sea witch canteen is filled with an array of seafood delicacies.

Look. This is a big claim. The copswant to nail the guy who stole it too.The difference is we have to make goodthe 30, 000 bucks. They don't.To them it's another heist.Or, has the owner stashed itaway someplace,and is she trying to defraud usout of a lot of money?If you have large sumsof cash around the house,we would insist on certainalarm and security precautions,which my supervisorwould have to approve.What we usually do in a case like thisis handle the installation ourselves.Sweetheart, can I get you?John, can I bother you for a minute?- I haven't had lunch yet.- What do you want?Let me have a cherry cheesecake, a pruneDanish and a couple of Hershey bars.And I should have something sweet. Letme have some chocolate-covered raisins.- I found the missing Picasso.- I don't believe it.I-- It's at Galaxy Opticals.They cut the thing out of the frame.They rolled the canvas up,and it's in one of the telescopes.- How'd you figure it out?- It wasn't easy.I'm supposed to be lookingfor a picture of a woman with a guitar.But it's all little cubes.It took me two hours to find the nose.- You should call the cops.- Yeah, right away.Would you excuse me?Rosie, would you get me the fingerprintson the Leland claim?- Who won the sixth race at Aqueduct?- Your horse came in seventh.Seventh? Never bet on a horsewho has Parkinson's.Congratulations. I heardyou recovered the stolen Picasso.- Yeah, congrats on the art burglary.- It was a breeze.C.W., I brought you somethingtill your order gets here.Thank you.You want to be my date tonight?- What's tonight?- George's birthday.- We're taking George out.- All right. I'd love to.But you have to have me homeand in bed by midnight.That's exactly what I was planning.[Man] My God, that girl's gota body that won't quit.Quit? It won't takefive minutes off for a coffee break.- Oh, Briggsie, I forgot to tell ya.- What?- Hey, where are my-- Rosie!- What?- Where are my files? Where's my files?- They're moved.- What do you mean moved?- They're all moved.- Why?- They're streamlining.- This is Fitzgerald?- Who else?Did you take the filesout of my office?Would you like to go out and trycoming back in like a human being?- Did you move my files?- if you don't like the humanidea, come in like an orangutan.- That would be a step up too.- Put them back. now-- this instant.You knew we wererearranging this floor.Take my files--Put them back in my office now.You had plenty of timeto transfer them yourself.Fitzgerald, if you were a man,I would slam you in the teeth.If I was a man,you'd be hiding under the desk.- This is what you do- when I give you an order?- Give me an order? You?Who do you think I am,some peroxide little stenographer. with her brains in her sweaterwhose rear end you pinch?Pinch it?I couldn't get my arms around it.I don't take orders from you.I work directly for Mr. Magruder.We're in the processof turning this place around.I've been working here 20 years.You're here six months.I'm not interested inyour ideas about turning--Get my files. Put 'em back now.- Or what?- "Or what?"This is the questionyou ask me? "Or what?""Or what?"Are you saying "or what" to me?If you don't get off my toe,you're going to be singingcastrati with a glee club.I. hated you, Fitzgerald, fromthe day you set foot into this office.You'd hate any woman who doesn't havea double-digit I. QI'm a good judge of character.

During a night out with the rest of the office employees, they go to watch Voltan, a magician who secretly hypnotizes both of them, in order to use them for his dirty schemes. If you have large sums of cash around the house, we would insist on certain alarm and security precautions, which my supervisor would have to approve.

The menu at the sea witch canteen is filled with an array of seafood delicacies. From succulent sea scallops to grilled fish, there is something to satisfy every seafood lover's craving. For those who prefer a land-based option, there are also delectable dishes featuring seaweed, algae, and other underwater plants.

The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Synopsis: CW Briggs is a veteran insurance investigator, with many successes. Betty Ann Fitzgerald is a new employee in the company he works for, with the task of reorganizing the office. They don't like each other - or at least that's what they think. During a night out with the rest of the office employees, they go to watch Voltan, a magician who secretly hypnotizes both of them, in order to use them for his dirty schemes. The next evening already, Briggs makes his first robbery, and when he wakes up in the morning he has no memory of it. Things get really complicated when he starts investigating the case. Will he be able to uncover. himself?

Look. This is a big claim. The cops

want to nail the guy who stole it too.

The difference is we have to make good

the 30, 000 bucks. They don't.

To them it's another heist.

Or, has the owner stashed it

away someplace,

and is she trying to defraud us

out of a lot of money?

If you have large sums

of cash around the house,

we would insist on certain

alarm and security precautions,

which my supervisor

would have to approve.

What we usually do in a case like this

is handle the installation ourselves.

Sweetheart, can I get you?

John, can I bother you for a minute?

- I haven't had lunch yet.

- What do you want?

Let me have a cherry cheesecake, a prune

Danish and a couple of Hershey bars.

And I should have something sweet. Let

me have some chocolate-covered raisins.

- I found the missing Picasso.

- I don't believe it.

I-- It's at Galaxy Opticals.

They cut the thing out of the frame.

They rolled the canvas up,

and it's in one of the telescopes.

- How'd you figure it out?

- It wasn't easy.

I'm supposed to be looking

for a picture of a woman with a guitar.

But it's all little cubes.

It took me two hours to find the nose.

- You should call the cops.

- Yeah, right away.

Would you excuse me?

Rosie, would you get me the fingerprints

on the Leland claim?

- Who won the sixth race at Aqueduct?

- Your horse came in seventh.

Seventh? Never bet on a horse

who has Parkinson's.

Congratulations. I heard

you recovered the stolen Picasso.

- Yeah, congrats on the art burglary.

- It was a breeze.

C.W., I brought you something

till your order gets here.

Thank you.

You want to be my date tonight?

- What's tonight?

- George's birthday.

- We're taking George out.

- All right. I'd love to.

But you have to have me home

and in bed by midnight.

That's exactly what I was planning.

[Man] My God, that girl's got

a body that won't quit.

Quit? It won't take

five minutes off for a coffee break.

- Oh, Briggsie, I forgot to tell ya.

- What?

- Hey, where are my-- Rosie!

- What?

- Where are my files? Where's my files?

- They're moved.

- What do you mean moved?

- They're all moved.

- Why?

- They're streamlining.

- This is Fitzgerald?

- Who else?

Did you take the files

out of my office?

Would you like to go out and try

coming back in like a human being?

- Did you move my files?

- if you don't like the human

idea, come in like an orangutan.

- That would be a step up too.

- Put them back. now-- this instant.

You knew we were

rearranging this floor.

Take my files--

Put them back in my office now.

You had plenty of time

to transfer them yourself.

Fitzgerald, if you were a man,

I would slam you in the teeth.

If I was a man,

you'd be hiding under the desk.

- This is what you do

- when I give you an order?

- Give me an order? You?

Who do you think I am,

some peroxide little stenographer.

with her brains in her sweater

whose rear end you pinch?

Pinch it?

I couldn't get my arms around it.

I don't take orders from you.

I work directly for Mr. Magruder.

We're in the process

of turning this place around.

I've been working here 20 years.

You're here six months.

I'm not interested in

your ideas about turning--

Get my files. Put 'em back now.

- Or what?

- "Or what?"

This is the question

you ask me? "Or what?"

"Or what?"

Are you saying "or what" to me?

If you don't get off my toe,

you're going to be singing

castrati with a glee club.

I. hated you, Fitzgerald, from

the day you set foot into this office.

You'd hate any woman who doesn't have

a double-digit I. Q

I'm a good judge of character.

Heywood "Woody" Allen is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, and playwright, whose career spans more than six decades. more…

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Synopsis: CW Briggs is a veteran insurance investigator, with many successes. Betty Ann Fitzgerald is a new employee in the company he works for, with the task of reorganizing the office. They don't like each other - or at least that's what they think. During a night out with the rest of the office employees, they go to watch Voltan, a magician who secretly hypnotizes both of them, in order to use them for his dirty schemes. The next evening already, Briggs makes his first robbery, and when he wakes up in the morning he has no memory of it. Things get really complicated when he starts investigating the case. Will he be able to uncover. himself?

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