Little Witch Nobeta, an action-adventure game developed by Pupuya Games, finally has a debut date. The game will be released on July 31, 2020, and fans of the genre are eagerly awaiting its arrival. Little Witch Nobeta follows the story of a young witch named Nobeta who wakes up in a mysterious dungeon and must navigate her way through challenging puzzles and battles in order to uncover the truth about her past. With its stunning visuals and unique gameplay mechanics, the game promises to be an exciting addition to the genre. Fans can expect a thrilling and immersive experience as they join Nobeta on her quest for answers..

5 EXTERIOR - DAY

A village. Sound of chanting of Latin canon, punctuated by short, sharp cracks. It comes nearer. We see it is a line of MONKS ala SEVENTH SEAL flagellation scene, chanting and banging themselves on the foreheads with wooden boards. They pass a group of villagers who are dragging a beautiful YOUNG WOMAN dressed as a witch through the streets. They drag her to a strange house/ruin standing on a hill outside the village. A strange-looking knight stands outside, SIR BEDEVERE.

FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. May we burn her?

ALL: A Witch! Burn her!

BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?

ALL: She looks like one. Yes, she does.

BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.

They bring her forward - a beautiful YOUNG GIRL (MISS ISLINGTON) dressed up as a witch.

WITCH: I am not a witch. I am not a witch.

BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.

WITCH: They dressed me up like this.

ALL: We didn’t, we didn’t!

WITCH: This is not my nose, It is a false one.

BEDEVERE takes her nose off.

BEDEVERE: Well?

FIRST VILLAGER: … Well, we did do the nose.

BEDEVERE: The nose?

FIRST VILLAGER: And the hat. But she is a witch.

ALL: A witch, a witch, burn her!

BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?

FIRST VILLAGER: … Um … Yes … no … a bit … yes… she has got a wart.

BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch?

SECOND VILLAGER: She turned me into a newt.

BEDEVERE: A newt?

SECOND VILLAGER (After looking at himself for some time): I got better.

ALL: Burn her anyway.

BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

ARTHUR and PATSY ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest.

ALL: There are? Tell up. What are they, wise Sir Bedevere?

BEDEVERE: Tell me … what do you do with witches?

ALL: Burn them.

BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches?

FOURTH VILLAGER: … Wood?

BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?

SECOND VILLAGER (pianissimo): … Because they’re made of wood…?

BEDEVERE: Good.

PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.

ALL: I see. Yes, of course.

BEDEVERE: So how can we tell if she is made of wood?

FIRST VILLAGER: Make a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE: Ah … but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

ALL: Ah. Yes, of course … um … err …

BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?

ALL: No, no, It floats. Throw her in the pond. Tie weights on her. To the pond.

BEDEVERE: Wait. Wait … tell me, what also floats on water?

ALL: Bread? No, no, no. Apples …. gravy … very small rocks …

ARTHUR: A duck.

They all turn and look at ARTHUR. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.

BEDEVERE: Exactly. So… logically …

FIRST VILLAGER (beginning to pick up the thread): If she … weighs the same as a duck … she’s made of wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore?

ALL: A witch! … A duck! A duck! Fetch a duck.

FOURTH VILLAGER: Here is a duck, Sir Bedevere.

BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales.

He leads them a few yards to a very strange contraption indeed, made of wood and rope and leather. They put the GIRL in one pan and the duck in another. Each pan is supported by a wooden stave. BEDEVERE checks each pan then … ARTHUR looks on with interest.

BEDEVERE: Remove the supports.

Two PEASANTS knock them away with sledge hammers. The GIRL and the duck swing slightly but balance perfectly.

ALL: A witch! A witch!

WITCH: It’s a fair cop.

ALL: Burn her! Burn her! Let’s make her into a ladder.

The VILLAGERS drag the girl away, leaving ARTHUR and BEDEVERE regarding each other admiringly.

BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

BEDEVERE: My liege … forgive me …

ARTHUR looks at PATSY with obvious satisfaction.

ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join our number at the Round Table?

BEDEVERE: My liege, I am honored.

ARTHUR steps forward, drawing his sword, with a slight hint of difficulty.

ARTHUR: What is your name?

BEDEVERE: Bedevere, my Liege.

ARTHUR: Then I dub you … Sir Bedevere … Knight of the Round Table!

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975

Director: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Stars: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 91 minutes

Could this be the funniest movie ever made? By any rational measure of comedy, this medieval romp from the Monty Python troupe certainly belongs on the short list of candidates. According to Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide, it's "recom… more »

Sir Bedevere:
There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

Peasant 1:
Are there? Oh well, tell us.

Sir Bedevere:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?

Peasant 1:
Burn them.

Sir Bedevere:
And what do you burn, apart from witches?

Peasant 1:
More witches.

Peasant 2:
Wood.

Sir Bedevere:
Good. Now, why do witches burn?

Peasant 3:
. because they're made of. wood?

Sir Bedevere:
Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

Peasant 1:
Build a bridge out of her.

Sir Bedevere:
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?

Peasant 1:
Oh yeah.

Sir Bedevere:
Does wood sink in water?

Peasant 1:
No, no, it floats. It floats! Throw her into the pond!

Sir Bedevere:
No, no. What else floats in water?

Peasant 1:
Bread.

Peasant 2:
Apples.

Peasant 3:
Very small rocks.

Peasant 1:
Cider.

Peasant 2:
Gravy.

Peasant 3:
Cherries.

Peasant 1:
Mud.

Peasant 2:
Churches.

Peasant 3:
Lead! Lead!

King Arthur:
A Duck.

Sir Bedevere:
. Exactly. So, logically.

Peasant 1:
If she weighed the same as a duck. she's made of wood.

Sir Bedevere:
And therefore.

Peasant 2:
. A witch!

A duck!

An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.

This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.

Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.

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A duck!

We found a witch! May we burn her?
A witch? How do you know she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
A newt.
I got better..
There is a simple way to figure out if she is a witch or not.
Witches burn, and what else burns?
Wood!
Yes, and wood floats. What else floats?
. A duck?
Yes! So if this woman weighs as much as a duck, than she is a witch!

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