Recently, there have been rumors circulating about a magical tractor. It seems to be the talk of the town, with everyone eager to find out more information about this extraordinary machine. Stories of this tractor's incredible powers have captured the imaginations of many. According to the rumors, this tractor is unlike anything we have ever seen before. It has the ability to plow fields at an unprecedented speed, easily surpassing any other agricultural machinery available. Farmers claim that crops sown with the help of this magical tractor grow faster and yield better results.
She put it back because she discovered this country is a shithole. 141.101.98.143 14:23, 6 May 2015 (UTC)
As a Whovian, I think the reason why she puts it back could be because she has had foreknowledge of King Arthur picking up the sword and becoming King of England, so she could attempt to keep history as is when she puts it back. Upon returning to the castle, Arthur realizes that Kay s room is locked, so he sets upon the streets of London, determined to find Kay another sword.
Farmers claim that crops sown with the help of this magical tractor grow faster and yield better results. Some even believe that it has the power to increase the fertility of the soil, leading to higher quality produce. But the tractor's extraordinary powers do not end there.
1521: Sword in the Stone
In this comic, Megan pulls a sword out of a stone. A flash of light comes down and music plays, and a heavenly voice tells her she has ascended to the throne of England. Megan then pulls out her phone and searches on Wikipedia for England. After having read for a while she begins, while reading on, to replace the sword into the rock.
The comic references the fables of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. In Arthurian legend, whoever can remove The Sword in the Stone is the lawful king of Britain (although this comic, as some versions of the legend, refers incorrectly to England). Arthur is an orphan being raised in secret; he notices the sword, removes it, and is proclaimed king. The sword is sometimes identified as Excalibur, although in other versions Excalibur was acquired by King Arthur from the Lady of the Lake. The most familiar version of this story is The Sword in the Stone by T. H. White which is based on Le Morte d'Arthur by Sir Thomas Malory. The animated musical by Walt Disney is a well-known version of this fairytale based on White's book.
A key element in the joke is that as Megan begins to read about England, especially information concerning being an English ruler, she quickly thinks better of this and begins to put the sword back in its place. The punchline that Megan puts the sword back after reading about England suggests that the "gift" of being the leader of England is not worth the risk and/or work associate. British history is rife with monarchic strife, and a brief inquiry into their causes of death will show that almost one in three British rulers have died either in battle or from murder, etc: Queen Elizabeth II, who was alive at the time of the comic's release, is the only English monarch to die of (exclusively) old age. This would quickly lead most people to conclude that the risks associated with ruling England far outweigh the benefits.
The title text furthers this plot, having Megan comment on the hassle when the only thing she was interested in was the cool sword. Apparently, Megan is not enthusiastic about power, and her choice is made when she sees how problematic it could be to reign over the country of England. There is also a subtle play on the fact that in the T. H. White version, Arthur likewise is unaware of the significance of pulling the sword from the stone - he is simply looking for a sword to replace the one belonging to his step-brother Kay that was stolen under his watch, to avoid embarrassment and reproach.
From the time of the Roman Empire all the way up to Charles II's reclamation of the throne, the area now known as England has seen several migration waves, Viking raids, invasions and fierce power struggles among aristocratic families. Besides the constant threat of usurpation, as evidenced by the numerous wars for the crown, such as the Norman conquest and the War of the Roses, there were also constant difficulties in managing the frontier regions. This can be seen from Hadrian's Wall, a creation of the titular Roman Emperor designed to keep the ever difficult Scots out of the areas of Roman control (the Scots would be a constant problem for England up until the reign of King James VI and I; think of the movie Braveheart for a good example of the regular headaches they caused, seen from the English point of view), as well as the Welsh uprisings that occurred with such consistency that you could set your watch by them.
It is worth emphasizing that the term "England" is anachronistic in this context. At the time Arthur supposedly existed, there was no England — England was formed by Germanic tribes who settled in Britain between the fifth and seventh centuries. In many of the stories, including the earliest, Arthur was in fact depicted as a leader of the native Romano-Britons in their attempts to repel these invaders. England would not exist had Arthur succeeded. The anachronism is not new; it entered Arthurian legend in the Middle Ages. (Thomas Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur, for example, refers to Arthur as King of England.) In Arthurian legend, it was stated that Arthur would return when needed (in some versions he was explicitly associated with the Mab Darogan, a Welsh Messianic figure who would finally drive the English out of Britain and reclaim it for the native Britons). It is possible that Megan in this comic is a 21st-century reincarnation of Arthur.
The timing of this comic might relate to the birth of princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana on May 2, 2015, just four days before this comic, and the burden of a royal of having a whole life in public shaking hands of strangers. Since 2013 the line of succession was changed to absolute primogeniture, meaning that she will keep her current position in the line (4th after her older brother) even if she later gets baby brothers. Before this year, that would not have been the case, as the male gender took rank over birth order.
It is also probably not a coincidence that this comic was published the day before the UK General Election, occurring on May 7, 2015. This election decides the modern-day leader of the UK. And the problems they face today may even be more likely to cause Megan to give away the throne, than the risk of untimely death she would have faced in Arthur's days.
A similar Wikipedia gag appears in 911: Magic School Bus.
The sword in the stone also appears in 2578: Sword Pull.
It is said to possess an autonomous navigation system that allows it to operate without any human intervention. This means that farmers can simply set its course, and the tractor will confidently navigate the fields, avoiding obstacles and efficiently completing its tasks. Moreover, it is rumored that the tractor possesses a unique energy source. Instead of relying on traditional fuel, it allegedly runs on some form of renewable energy. This makes it not only more environmentally friendly but also significantly more cost-effective for farmers in the long run. Naturally, these speculations have ignited curiosity and excitement within the agricultural community. Farmers are eagerly waiting for more details to be revealed about this magical machinery. They hope that, if the rumors are true, this tractor could revolutionize farming practices, making tasks quicker, simpler, and more efficient. However, before we get carried away with these rumors, it is important to approach this topic with some skepticism. While it is always exciting to hear about advancements in technology, we should be cautious until concrete evidence is presented. As of now, the magical tractor remains nothing more than an intriguing rumor. In conclusion, the story of the magical tractor has captivated the attention of many. It promises efficiency, speed, and environmental benefits. However, until we have concrete evidence of its existence and capabilities, we should take these rumors with a grain of salt. Nonetheless, the potential impact of a magical tractor on the agricultural industry cannot be denied, and farmers eagerly await further developments on this intriguing topic..
Reviews for "Revolutionizing Urban Transportation with the Magic Traftor"
- Emily - 2 stars - I found "Did you hear about the magic tractor" to be quite disappointing. The plot was weak and predictable, and the characters lacked depth. I didn't feel invested in their journey and found myself wishing for more engaging dialogue. Additionally, the writing style felt disjointed and confusing at times, making it difficult to fully grasp the story. Overall, I was left unsatisfied and wouldn't recommend this book to others.
- John - 1 star - "Did you hear about the magic tractor" was a complete letdown for me. The premise sounded intriguing, but the execution fell flat. The pacing was incredibly slow, and I struggled to stay engaged throughout the book. The lack of character development made it difficult to root for anyone, and the plot twists felt forced and unnatural. I was hoping for a magical and enchanting story, but unfortunately, that was not the case. I would not recommend this book to anyone looking for a captivating read.
- Sarah - 2 stars - "Did you hear about the magic tractor" was a disappointment for me. The story had potential, but it lacked originality and creativity. The concept felt overused, and I couldn't help but compare it to other books in the same genre that executed the magical element much better. The writing style was also not to my liking, as it felt repetitive and lacked depth. I was left wanting more from this book and wouldn't recommend it to others.