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Black African magic, also known as African traditional or indigenous spirituality, is a complex belief system that encompasses the supernatural practices and beliefs of people of African descent. In African societies, spiritual practices and beliefs are deeply rooted in their culture and have been passed down through generations. One important aspect of African traditional spirituality is the belief in a supreme creator, often referred to by different names such as Obatala or Olodumare depending on the region. This supreme being is believed to have created the universe and all living beings. However, alongside this supreme creator, African traditional spirituality also acknowledges the existence of various deities and spirits. These spirits are believed to be intermediaries between humans and the supreme creator.

My favorite thing about this movie is the world building. Though the timeline is never explicitly stated, it seems to take place somewhere around the middle ages. However, it also has a kind of steampunk vibe to it, using a lot of modern-day gadgets that have been made to appear more primitive. For example, at one point Gretel revives someone with a defibrillator that must be charged by hand cranking it, much like an old-school car window. These gadgets are particularly fun when they’re used to aid in witch hunting, even when you know they’re probably defying the laws of physics.

Granted, the movie s portrayal of diabetes is overly simplistic to the point of inaccuracy, but it s still really neat to see something like that featured so prominently. Mina shows up to patch Hansel s wounds, and they have sex, which I truly believe was only put in so critics didn t say that Hansel and Gretel were a little too close for family.

These spirits are believed to be intermediaries between humans and the supreme creator. They are often associated with different aspects of life such as nature, fertility, and wisdom. These deities and spirits are revered and worshipped through rituals, prayers, and offerings.

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters?

Alright, so I don’t want to make movie reviews a regular thing, because normally I save those for when I absolutely can’t think of anything else to write about, but this movie was so hilariously bad I just had to tell you about it.

So everyone knows the story of Hansel and Gretel. Two kids are lost in the woods, they find a cabin made of candy and start eating it, the witch who lives there catches them and tries to make them fat so she can eat them….and the ending varies.

In this version, Hansel and Gretel are siblings whose father takes them out in the woods, at night, and just leaves them there. So they find the candy cabin, and the witch makes Hansel eat and Gretel do slavework. Gretel’s stoking the oven fire, when she steals a knife, cuts her bonds, and stabs the witch several times before, with the help of her brother, shoving the witch into the oven and turning the heat up. “Is it hot enough for you now?” Snarky last lines become Gretel’s thing. Then off the two children go, holding hands, and they grow up into legendary witch hunters.

We come back into the story as an innocent woman, Mina, is being tried as a witch by some d-bag antagonist, and the siblings show up to prove her innocence, make a minor enemy, and get hired by the mayor to deal with a rash of missing children that are clearly the work of a witch. The problem is, they show up with huge, fancily engraved and very badass guns that are extraordinarily wrong for the time period. The witch hunts in Europe were around the early 1400s, and while they might have had a few small guns, like single shot pistol type guns, they did not have huge engraved ones, and they most definitely did not have machine guns.

It is revealed that because Hansel ate too much of the witch’s candy, he now has to inject himself with medicine every few hours. I’m pretty sure they also did not have syringes back then. Nor record players, which they use to trap another witch later. I’m running out of words, so some weird stuff happens, and the siblings end up separated in the woods. Mina shows up to patch Hansel’s wounds, and they have sex, which I truly believe was only put in so critics didn’t say that Hansel and Gretel were a little too close for family. A big troll named Edward saves Gretel from the d-bag, and when asked why, says “Trolls serve witches.” PLOT TWIST.

It turns out that Hansel and Gretel’s mother was a Grand White Witch, and their father left them in the woods to save them because the townspeople found out. Gretel is a Grand White Witch too, and it’s revealed that the dark Grand Witch Muriel needs her heart, and the blood of twelve children to make a potion that will make dark witches impervious to fire. But with the help of Edward and Mina, Hansel and Gretel make it out alive and kill the grand witch in the candy cabin where it all started.

There’s an unnecessary amount of gore and cussing (I don’t think they said “fuck” back then either), but on the whole it’s not really a bad movie, so if you want a dramatic laugh I would definitely recommend this for a good bad movie night.

It turns out that Hansel and Gretel’s mother was a Grand White Witch, and their father left them in the woods to save them because the townspeople found out. Gretel is a Grand White Witch too, and it’s revealed that the dark Grand Witch Muriel needs her heart, and the blood of twelve children to make a potion that will make dark witches impervious to fire. But with the help of Edward and Mina, Hansel and Gretel make it out alive and kill the grand witch in the candy cabin where it all started.

It is believed that by establishing a connection with these spirits, individuals can gain their favor and protection. Casting spells and performing rituals are integral parts of African traditional spirituality. These practices are believed to tap into the natural forces of the universe to bring about desired outcomes or to protect against evil spirits. Whether it is healing, fertility, success in business, or love, practitioners of African traditional spirituality believe that by harnessing the power of spirits and natural elements, they can achieve their goals. However, it is important to note that African traditional spirituality is not homogenous and varies greatly across different regions and ethnic groups. Each group may have its own specific rituals, practices, and deities. Furthermore, African traditional spirituality is not separate from daily life but is deeply intertwined with cultural practices, celebrations, and social structures. In recent times, African traditional spirituality has gained attention and interest globally due to an increasing curiosity about alternative belief systems and a desire to reconnect with ancestral roots. However, it is crucial to approach African traditional spirituality with respect and cultural sensitivity, understanding that it is a living practice that holds deep significance for those who practice it..

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