Roast Occult Incantation In the realm of the occult, incantations have long been used as a powerful tool to harness and manipulate supernatural energies. These mystic chants are believed to invoke otherworldly beings, alter reality, or cast spells with intent. While the practice of incantations is often held in reverence and awe, it can also be subject to scrutiny and even mockery. A roast occult incantation, then, takes this mystical practice and turns it on its head. It is a satirical play on the traditional incantation, meant to entertain and amuse. Instead of invoking ancient deities or commanding the elements, a roast occult incantation may focus on comical or mundane aspects of life.
Nor do we believe that knowledge, love or power can be ours for the taking if only we employ the correct rites, charms or incantations to bring them within our grasp. Despite the interest in the modern pagan movement, the figures of the witch and the magician are conspicuously absent from the national stage and remain, for most people at least, simply the stuff of storybooks, firmly relegated in the popular consciousness to the realm of the late-night movie and the pages of fantastic fiction.
In England, as Thomas has shown, wizards were generally artisans, or sometimes farmers, merchants or clerics, and practised magic only in their spare time; for the most part they can have taken little interest in the theoretical basis of magic, though presumably few were inclined to attribute its efficacy to the Devil. Influential, too, were the so-called Hermetic writings, themselves actually a product of the Neo-platonist tradition, which were believed - before they were correctly dated in the seventeenth century - to be the works of an Egyptian sage contemporary with Moses, named Hermes Trismegistus.
Instead of invoking ancient deities or commanding the elements, a roast occult incantation may focus on comical or mundane aspects of life. One could imagine a roast incantation centred around a hilarious mishap, such as summoning a spirit to fix a broken TV remote. The practitioner might theatrically recite an exaggerated chant with exaggerated gestures, implying that such a trivial issue warrants the summoning of supernatural forces.
blackmoonlilith
I could totally sit here and write paragraphs about the art of coffee growing, or the art of coffee roasting, or the art of whatever, but why blow smoke up your ass about something that I don’t even concern myself with? I’m the anti-coffee-coffee-roaster. I don’t care about altitude, terroir, varietal, tasting notes, or anything else you’ve probably read about and received as some kind of indoctrination. I don’t play by the rules. I’m a misanthropic iconoclast. Why on earth would i play by the same stupid rules as everyone else? Do you think I wake up in the morning trying to be the best roaster? Do you think I cup my own coffees and score them, hoping that the customer and coffee person taste 88 or better? I don’t. In fact, I’d rather give you a 78 coffee and have you trample it with cream and sweetener than give you a 94 coffee that’s delicate like cobwebs and gossamer. That is not my lane. I’m a disrupter; always was, always will be.
You know who else was a disrupter? Lilith. Lilith was Adam’s original wife and she stirred the pot so much that according to Kabbalah and other Jewish mythologies, Adam had God banish her from Eden and create a whole new woman. Lilith was a woman who knew what she wanted, took no shit, and didn’t care if Adam liked it or not. Imagine Wendy O. Williams with scarlet hair and that’s pretty much Lilith. However, because the patriarchy loves subservient women, they totally 86 Lilith from the creation myth and only focus on Eve, a woman born of Adam’s own body.
So Judeo-Christian mythology ran with the Adam and Eve story and abandoned Lilith, to which she became a focal point for us in the occult community, especially the Left Hand Path. Since she didn’t bend the knee to Adam, she was labeled a succubus and demon. What they didn’t know though was that a woman and feminist icon such as Lilith, and her being scrubbed from the story, only imbued her with great power and made her a patron figure in moon magic, sex magic, and casting spells in general.
This box and this coffee is my love letter to Lilith. I call it blackmoonlilith because of astrology. In a nutshell, black moon Lilith is about the apogee of the moon (farthest point away from earth), and as of when I roast this coffee, black moon Lilith will be in Gemini. This is interesting to me for a few reasons. Black moon Lilith in Gemini is a seductress; it only seeks to validate its own needs, especially romantically. Also, communication becomes cloudy as those with black moon Lilith in Gemini in their birth chart are always misunderstood and perceived as offensive or cunning and calculated; again self serving and refusing to conform like the original Lilith. Black moon Lilith in Gemini is all about voicing your opinion, and being different and dwelling in the taboo, consequences be damned. I think this is a perfect aspect to that love letter and to my life in general and my career in coffee.
Inside this package are all the tools you need to summon Lilith personally for your needs, including an incantation to call upon her for help in your life. She is a goddess for us occultists, but she is incredibly powerful and isn’t one to take lightly. When doing any invocation of her, make sure your wants are clear and specific and that you are truly in a place to receive her guidance and her power. You will not be disappointed.
So Judeo-Christian mythology ran with the Adam and Eve story and abandoned Lilith, to which she became a focal point for us in the occult community, especially the Left Hand Path. Since she didn’t bend the knee to Adam, she was labeled a succubus and demon. What they didn’t know though was that a woman and feminist icon such as Lilith, and her being scrubbed from the story, only imbued her with great power and made her a patron figure in moon magic, sex magic, and casting spells in general.
The absurdity of the situation and the self-awareness of the practitioner in performing the incantation form the crux of the comedy. These roast occult incantations can be found in various forms of entertainment, from stand-up comedy to sketches in comedy shows. They are often delivered with a deadpan or exaggerated seriousness, further highlighting the irony and absurdity. The aim is to elicit laughter from the audience by juxtaposing the mystical and awe-inspiring nature of incantations with the mundane and trivial. While roast occult incantations may be seen as irreverent by some, they serve as a playful reminder that even the most sacred and revered practices can be subject to parody and satire. It is a testament to the human inclination to find humor in all aspects of life, even those that may seem untouchable or esoteric. In conclusion, a roast occult incantation is a comedic twist on the traditional mystical chants used in the occult. It pokes fun at the seriousness and perceived power of incantations by focusing on comical or mundane aspects of life. While it may not be for everyone, it offers an entertaining and lighthearted take on a practice often steeped in mystery and reverence..
Reviews for "The Roast of the Occult: Unveiling the Darker Side of Incantations"
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