If you're planning a visit to Magic Springs Theme and Water Park in Hot Springs, Arkansas, you'll need a comfortable place to stay nearby. Thankfully, there are several options for accommodations in the area that cater to different budgets and preferences. One popular choice is the 700-acre Hot Springs National Park, which offers a tranquil setting and numerous activities. The park has several campgrounds and picnic areas, allowing visitors to enjoy the natural beauty of the area. Additionally, there are several hiking trails and scenic drives nearby, making it an ideal choice for outdoor enthusiasts. For those looking for a more traditional hotel experience, there are several options within a short distance from Magic Springs.
K. Rool is impatiently waiting for Krusha and General Klump at his lair. Meanwhile, on Skurvy's ship, Klump is explaining his plan to get the coconut from the pirates to Krusha, both of which are hiding in barrels. Klump's plan is to break out of the barrels, steal the coconut back, and swim back to the island: Krusha, however, mentions that he cannot swim. Klump is angered by the fact that he didn't say this earlier. On the coast of the island, Green Kroc and Kutlass are still chasing Diddy, though he then points out that Skurvy left without them. The episode ends with them trying to hail the ship, while Diddy laughs at them.
Coconut sees Alestorm reminding themselves why they love being Alestorm , which is another reason why it sounds so much like a discography-spanning work. The quick-paced seafaring life-affirmation of Over the Seas is recaptured on Call of the Waves, an expertly written folk metal song with an exceptional guitar solo.
For those looking for a more traditional hotel experience, there are several options within a short distance from Magic Springs. Many of these hotels offer amenities such as swimming pools, complimentary breakfast, and free parking. Some even offer discounted tickets to the theme park for guests.
Alestorm – Curse of the Crystal Coconut Review
Figuring out what a band sounds like is akin to writing a biography: look first to the influences. Alestorm’s biography would need chapters devoted to a beloved and trve band named Bal-Sagoth. Early Alestorm material is based around the idea that it would be fun if Bal-Sagoth were Scottish, got drunk, played sea shanties, and kept the keyboard heroics. Alestorm’s foundation is keyboard/keytar, which necessitates making great folk melodies the foundation of their songs instead of metal riffs. Naturally, this made Alestorm less extreme than Bal-Sagoth, who put to blackened metal the Robert E. Howard-styed fantasies of Byron Roberts. Alestorm is a band with a different story to tell.
This story might, in a tremendously funny nod to Bal-Sagoth, span Alestorm’s discography. This was hinted at on Back Through Time’s “Scraping the Barrel” where Alestorm said that their lyrical tales were “just a day in the life of a man that I know.” Thanks to the catchy and energetic “Fannybaws” that man is given a ridiculous name and his own theme song. There’s more to this focus on Alestorm’s entire discography than just a funny bit, though – Curse of the Crystal Coconut looks back at Alestorm’s oeuvre in musical terms too. The quick-paced seafaring life-affirmation of “Over the Seas” is recaptured on “Call of the Waves,” an expertly written folk metal song with an exceptional guitar solo. “Tortuga” sees Alestorm writing a cross between a Eurovision hit and a pop radio smash instead of covering one of each as they did with “Wolves of the Sea” and “Hangover.” 1 The thrashier elements of Black Sails at Midnight rear their head in “Chomp Chomp,” although the folk elements are more pronounced here to make a new brew that’s familiar but not tired or stale. The inclusion of what sounds like a Dethklok riff in the pre-chorus fits bizarrely well into the track, especially coupled with the tropical, DK-esque 2 melody playing subtly behind it. As Captain Morgan’s Revenge closed with Scotland’s unofficial anthem “Flower of Scotland,” Coconut closes with another Scottish staple in “Henry Martin.” It’s a somber ending, and Christopher Bowes delivers an emotional vocal performance which sells the song’s tale of woe. It’s the perfect way to end a record chock-full of silliness and absurdity.
The apex of this silliness is reached on penultimate epic “Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening).” An eight-minute sequel to a three-minute song from Sunset on the Golden Age, Bowes’ keytar and Elliot Vernon’s keyboard head full-bore into Bal-Sagoth territory with a masterfully overblown introduction which leads into some sharp blackened riffing recalling Starfire Burning upon the Ice-Veiled Throne of Ultima Thule. The narrative of “Wooden Leg” morphs into a revenge epic with a supernatural twist, and a callback to a melody in the first song pops up before two theatrical narrations (one in Japanese and one in Spanish; Alestorm are thematically consistent) pay further tribute to Bal-Sagoth through loving parody. The song concludes with a pitch-perfect callback to “Wooden Leg” that’s not only delightful fan service but makes musical sense as well – a great joke skillfully told.
The “Wooden Leg” callback reminded me of why I love Alestorm: their sense of humor and skill as songwriters. Coconut sees Alestorm reminding themselves why they love being Alestorm, which is another reason why it sounds so much like a discography-spanning work. The elements of every Alestorm album popping up throughout Coconut don’t show a band running out of ideas, but rather a band taking influence from themselves, combing through prior records for the elements which speak most to them where they are now, and putting them all together to make the ultimate Alestorm statement. Time will tell how successful they were in this endeavor, but I already like it more than No Grave but the Sea which, as regular readers know, I am rather fond of.
Curse of the Crystal Coconut is a tremendous record. Lasse Lammert outdid himself in production, managing to capture coherently, cleanly, and appealingly not just Alestorm and their musical personalities but live hurdy gurdy, violin, trumpet, and trombone. Little details abound, and thanks to Lammert they’re plainly audible with a focused listen. Coconut has skyrocketed up my personal Alestorm pecking order, bested only by Sunset on the Golden Age. The success of Coconut lies in translating the personality Alestorm has developed over the years into music. After seeing the band live, this is exactly the type of record you would expect. Alestorm is a top-tier live band, so it’s only fitting that Coconut is a top-tier record. 3
Rating: 4.5/5.0
Format Reviewed: Stream
Label: Napalm Records
Websites: alestorm.net | facebook.com/alestormband
Releases Worldwide: May 29th, 2020
- There’s even another metallic pirate doing a rap verse just like in “Hangover.” This time it’s Captain Yarrface from Rumahoy, who manages to cram nearly every Rumahoy catchphrase into his short verse and even an “OH WOW!,” making a convincing case for being the best rapper in pirate-themed folk metal – no small feat. ↩
- Donkey Kong is all over this record. On the cover, at the bottom left, is an ape skeleton with a red tie. My younger brother, a Nintendo and Rare nerd of the highest order, pointed this out to me the day the cover was revealed. “Pirate’s Scorn” is a cover from the old Donkey Kong Country TV show. The Crystal Coconut itself appears in some episodes of that show including “Booty and the Beast,” which would also be a great title for a pirate-themed rap record. ↩
- This review will forevermore be known as White WizzardII: Electric Pirate Lou. – Steel↩
Over on the coast of the island, Kaptain Skurvy has arrived at the island. Skurvy states to his crew that his purpose in being on the island is to claim the coconut in the name of his great great great grandfather. He then swears upon the pirate oath that he will do anything for the one who rids him of his toothache. His crew inform Skurvy that pirates have no honor, saying "we be pure scum!" Skurvy acknowledges this, but states that the pirate oath is an honorable thing. They then head off to steal the Crystal Coconut.
If you prefer a more luxurious stay, there are also upscale resorts and bed and breakfasts in the area. These accommodations often offer amenities such as spas, fine dining, and beautiful views of the surrounding landscape. In addition to these options, there are also vacation rentals available in the area. These can be an excellent choice for those traveling with a large group or those who prefer the convenience of a fully equipped kitchen. Regardless of your budget or preferences, there is a wide range of accommodations available near Magic Springs. Finding the perfect place to stay will allow you to relax and enjoy your visit to this exciting theme and water park..
Reviews for "Conveniently Located Accommodations near Magic Springs Sr"
- Pam - 1 star - I was really disappointed with my stay near Magic Springs. The hotel was dirty and outdated, and the staff were not friendly or helpful. The room smelled musty and the beds were uncomfortable. I would not recommend staying here.
- John - 2 stars - The location of the hotel near Magic Springs was convenient, but that's about the only positive thing I can say. The room was small and cramped, and the bathroom was in need of some serious renovation. The noise from the nearby highway kept me up all night. Overall, I was not impressed with my stay.
- Sarah - 1 star - My experience at the hotel near Magic Springs was terrible. The room was dirty and smelled like smoke, even though it was supposed to be a non-smoking room. The staff were rude and unhelpful, and it felt like they didn't care about the guests at all. I would never stay here again.