The Mocking Magical 8 Ball Do you remember the good old days when the Magical 8 Ball was all the rage? You could ask it any question and get an instant answer. It seemed like magic, providing us with a glimpse into the future. But what if we could mock the Magical 8 Ball? Imagine if we could take its seemingly mystical powers and turn them into a joke. The Mocking Magical 8 Ball is a comical twist on this classic toy. Instead of providing serious, thought-out answers, it delivers sarcastic and cheeky responses. It's the life of the party, bringing laughter and entertainment to any gathering.
It's the life of the party, bringing laughter and entertainment to any gathering. Picture this: you're at a party with friends, and someone asks the Mocking Magical 8 Ball if they will find true love. Instead of giving a sincere answer like "Most definitely" or "Outlook good," it responds with something like "Sure, if you're into failed relationships.
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Have you noticed lately that all of the shelves in stores are taking on the nauseating color of pink? While I'd like to say it's because they have an abundance of Pepto, the truth is that Valentine's Day is drawing closer. And though we'll all be seeing overpriced candies and plush toys with hearts 'n mushy messages plastered all over them for a while, it doesn't mean we can't sit back and laugh at the companies who try to cash in on the season with their crazy shit. And I have the first item of the season:
The Magic Date Ball!
Yes, for some reason, Mattel decided to remake their classic Magic 8 Ball for Valentine's Day by painting it pink, covering it with glitter and changing the answers it gives to your "yes" or "no" questions. They do mention on the box that it is "for entertainment purposes only" so you know somebody tried to sue them at one point because the 8 ball gave them some bad advice when they were betting on a horse down at the race track. It's a sad, sad world we live in.
Sometimes the Magic Date Ball will give you answers which have a little heart graphic on them, but other times you get stuff like "I don't know!", "How should I know?" and "I'll tell you later". In other words, this ball is far more indecisive than the original. But hey, it's got glitter, right?
I've already asked it a ton of questions and it turns out. YES, I am going to be a mega-gazillionaire who will live to be 800 years old and not look a day over 30. So now that the mysteries of my life have been cleared up by the Magic Date Ball, it's your turn!
Ask me any "yes" or "no" question, and I will ask the Magic Date Ball and then post its response to you.
(Post your questions here in the I-Mockery Blog. One question per person please.)
88 comments
Joe Red (Guest) on 01/17/2007 5:03 pm
It seems like your type of movie, either way.
Chris (Guest) on 01/17/2007 5:12 pm
As any top scientist will tell you, if you drop food on the floor, then pick it up within 5 seconds it is safe to eat because dirt takes 5 seconds to climb onto the food.
But what happens if I drop it again? does my 5 seconds start over or continue where it left off the first time?
Noah (Guest) on 01/17/2007 5:34 pm
Will I ever be happy?
Nova (Guest) on 01/17/2007 5:40 pm
will i ever a crazy-ass billionare?
Jeff (Guest) on 01/17/2007 6:03 pm
Will I ever get that sweet exclusive contract at Marvel comics and rub shoulders with Ed Brubaker and Brian Bendis?
Daniel (Guest) on 01/17/2007 6:38 pm
Should i stalk Will Ferrell and his swedish wife this summer to get his autograph?
El Guano (Guest) on 01/17/2007 6:39 pm
Will the world ever become infested with Zombies?
Steele (Guest) on 01/17/2007 6:40 pm
Will I get my superpowers this year?
captain crayzeee (Guest) on 01/17/2007 6:52 pm
will we ever know the "secret" of what's in the secret sauce?
ColdFusion (Guest) on 01/17/2007 7:13 pm
Will Wil Wheaton Will Wilt Chamberlain's Willy to William Hung? Will he?
The Squatch (Guest) on 01/17/2007 7:17 pm
Is there a worse idea to cash in on valentines day then a magic 8 ball that gives date advice
Richard (Guest) on 01/17/2007 7:28 pm
I know this is gonna sound stupid, but. " Will Richard Victor Metallica Valentine (me) be recieving a Nintendo Wii for his birthday?
JohnEnigma (Guest) on 01/17/2007 7:35 pm
Will the denizens of this planet ever stop relying on quick, vauge, pointless answers from what they read or hear in a paper/internet/book/inanimate object and accept the fact that whatever comes is just waiting for the proper trigger to activate?
Gus (Guest) on 01/17/2007 8:07 pm
will i ever find a way to become a doctor?
Jabo (Guest) on 01/17/2007 8:17 pm
Will Kirsty and I ever get back together? (coz as silly as it sounds, i know she's "the one")
Jesse B (Guest) on 01/17/2007 8:21 pm
Will I ever gain all the Wrestling Figures and stuff I need to make my online wrestling fed that will make me money?
KGB (Guest) on 01/17/2007 9:25 pm
Am I a nusty babe-mugnet fucker-dude that shits freakin' money that everyone refers to as 'Jesus Christ Reincarnated'?
The question had bothered me for long.
Aks (Guest) on 01/17/2007 9:34 pm
Does Jesus love me? :(
Luigi-Master (Guest) on 01/17/2007 9:47 pm
For some reason, I knew you were gonna say something like that, -RoG-. I've guessed other many, silly things and got them right. So here's my question:
General Zod (Guest) on 01/17/2007 10:07 pm
How dare you pitiful humans abandon your kneeling to gaze at this pitiful "Magic 8 Ball"! You shall resume kneeling now or your genitals will become the new centerpiece in my palace of DOOM.
Sean (Guest) on 01/17/2007 11:53 pm
Will a giant dog crush Argentina?
Captain PirateFace (Guest) on 01/18/2007 2:26 am
Will George Lucas get off his fat ass and ever do anything else "cool" again with either the "Star Wars" franchise or some crazy indi flick like THX-1138?
-RoG- (Guest) on 01/18/2007 2:51 am
The following answers to your first batch of questions come DIRECTLY from the Magic Date Ball. Do not question the authenticity of these answers, for if you do, it will most certainly lead to your grisly demise.
"Will this movie be a total letdown?"
Joe Red, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No Way! It has killer sheep!"
"But what happens if I drop it again? does my 5 seconds start over or continue where it left off the first time?"
Chris, the Magic Date Ball responds: "You clearly don't know what "Ask me any “yes” or “no” question" means and therefore you should be put to sleep to end the misery and famine that you bring with you wherever you travel."
"Will I ever be happy?"
Noah, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, but everybody else will be sadder than you."
"will i ever a crazy-ass billionare?"
Nova, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, you'll just be a crazy ass."
"Will I ever get that sweet exclusive contract at Marvel comics and rub shoulders with Ed Brubaker and Brian Bendis?"
Jeff, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, but to get that contract you'll have to rub more than just 'shoulders' with those two guys, if you catch my drift."
"Should i stalk Will Ferrell and his swedish wife this summer to get his autograph?"
Daniel, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Absolutely. What better way to lead one's life than to walk the earth with the intention of collecting signatures of celebrities in a futile attempt to make yourself feel less empty inside."
"Will the world ever become infested with Zombies?"
El Guano, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, but your loins will."
"Will I get my superpowers this year?"
Steele, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, but the superpowers will unfortunately be the power to ask stupid questions to a pink ball covered in glitter."
"will we ever know the “secret” of what’s in the secret sauce?"
captain crayzeee, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes. The secret ingredient is the remains of your first pet."
"Will Wil Wheaton Will Wilt Chamberlain’s Willy to William Hung? Will he?"
ColdFusion, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Alliteration is for communists."
"Is there a worse idea to cash in on valentines day then a magic 8 ball that gives date advice?"
The Squatch, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes. A worse idea is to ask the Date Ball a question, therefore validating the companies who try to cash in on Valentine's Day."
"I know this is gonna sound stupid, but… ” Will Richard Victor Metallica Valentine (me) be recieving a Nintendo Wii for his birthday?"
Richard, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, because you have 'Metallica' in your name and will be killed by true metalheads long before you reach your next birthday."
"Will the denizens of this planet ever stop relying on quick, vauge, pointless answers from what they read or hear in a paper/internet/book/inanimate object and accept the fact that whatever comes is just waiting for the proper trigger to activate?"
JohnEnigma, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, because the joke's on you. The answers to the mysteries of the world DO reside within inanimate objects like me. We just choose not to give said answers to you humans."
"will i ever find a way to become a doctor?"
Gus, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, but it won't be legal. Then again, your medical practice will be located in Tijuana, so legalities won't matter much anyway."
"Will Kirsty and I ever get back together? (coz as silly as it sounds, i know she’s “the one”)"
Jabo, the Magic Date Ball responds: "You will. But the big surprise of it all? After you two get married and try to consumate the marriage, you'll soon discover that your 'she' is a 'he'. But hey, love is blind."
"Will I ever gain all the Wrestling Figures and stuff I need to make my online wrestling fed that will make me money?"
Jesse B, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, you will gain the figures, but then much to your shock, they will sue you for every penny you have, sending you into a crippling depression that you'll never escape from. Now that's what I call a 'Smackdown'!"
"Am I a nusty babe-mugnet fucker-dude that shits freakin’ money that everyone refers to as ‘Jesus Christ Reincarnated’?"
KGB, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, you're the crusty butt-nugget schmuck-kid that shits freakin' corndogs that everyone refers to as 'The Corndog-Shitting Kid That Nobody Likes'."
"Does Jesus love me? :("
Aks, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, but the Easter Bunny does. Hey, the bunny is just as real as Jesus, so keep your chin held high there, sport."
"Am I a psychic?"
Luigi-Master, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Does 'psychic' mean the same thing as 'dyslexic'? If so, then yes, you're psychic. If not, then no, you're not psychic."
"Will a giant dog crush Argentina?"
Sean, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, but Argentina will crush a tiny dog, followed by your testes."
"Will George Lucas get off his fat ass and ever do anything else “cool” again with either the “Star Wars” franchise or some crazy indi flick like THX-1138?"
Captain PirateFace, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Will Star Wars fans ever stop obsessing over the movies and George Lucas' career and move on with their lives? The answer to both that and your question is NO."
"Will I get my superpowers this year?"
Steele, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, but the superpowers will unfortunately be the power to ask stupid questions to a pink ball covered in glitter."
" The room erupts in laughter as everyone realizes the absurdity of relying on a plastic ball for relationship advice. The Mocking Magical 8 Ball adds a touch of humor to our lives. It reminds us not to take things too seriously and to embrace the absurdity of the world around us. As we navigate through the uncertainties of life, we can turn to the Mocking Magical 8 Ball for a lighthearted perspective. Its mocking responses serve as a reminder that sometimes it's okay to laugh at ourselves and acknowledge the absurdity of seeking answers from a toy. Whether you're hosting a party or looking for a fun gag gift, the Mocking Magical 8 Ball is sure to bring joy and laughter. Its sarcastic responses will keep everyone entertained and create memories that last a lifetime. So, if you're tired of serious answers and want to inject some humor into your life, give the Mocking Magical 8 Ball a try. Embrace the silliness and enjoy the laughter it brings..
Reviews for "Prank Calls and the Magical 8 Ball: A Hilarious Combination"
1. Chloe - 2 stars
I was really excited to try out the Mocking Magical 8 Ball, but I was sorely disappointed. The answers it provided were vague and unhelpful. I asked it a specific question about my career prospects, and I received a generic response that could apply to anyone. It felt like a waste of money to purchase something that didn't deliver on its promises. I would not recommend this product to anyone seeking genuine guidance or advice.
2. Ryan - 1 star
The Mocking Magical 8 Ball is nothing but a gimmick. It's designed to tease and mock you rather than provide any real answers or guidance. Every time I asked it a question, it would respond with sarcastic remarks and vague phrases. It quickly became frustrating and annoying. Save your money and stay away from this useless toy.
3. Emily - 2 stars
I initially thought the Mocking Magical 8 Ball would be a fun and entertaining way to seek advice, but it proved to be quite the opposite. The responses were often rude and disrespectful. It made me question why someone would create a toy that is meant to mock and belittle the user. I regret purchasing it and wouldn't recommend it to anyone who is looking for a positive and uplifting experience.
4. Jason - 1 star
The Mocking Magical 8 Ball completely missed the mark. The concept of a magical toy that mocks your questions might have sounded amusing, but in reality, it left me feeling frustrated and annoyed. The answers were nonsensical and unhelpful, making it impossible to take it seriously. I ended up regretting buying this gimmick and wish I had spent my money on something more worthwhile. Don't waste your time or money.