Witch Paddle Portland, also known as "Witch Paddle Shop," is a unique store located in Portland, Oregon. This establishment specializes in selling various items related to witchcraft and the occult. It has become a popular destination for those interested in practicing witchcraft or for those who simply have an interest in the mystical. The store offers a wide range of products, including spell books, herbs, crystals, tarot cards, and candles. These items are carefully selected to cater to different needs and interests. Whether someone is a seasoned practitioner or a curious beginner, Witch Paddle Portland aims to provide the tools and resources necessary for their spiritual exploration.
Witches Stand-Up Paddleboard Portland 2022
Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
2 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
3 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
4 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
5 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
6 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
7 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
8 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
9 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
10 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
11 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
12 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
13 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
14 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
15 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
16 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
17 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
18 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
19 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
20 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
21 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
22 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
23 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
24 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
25 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
26 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
27 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
28 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
29 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
30 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
31 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
32 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
33 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
34 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
35 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
36 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
37 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
38 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
39 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
40 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
41 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
42 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
43 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
44 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
45 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
46 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
47 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
48 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
49 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
50 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
51 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
52 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
53 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
54 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
55 / 55 Mark Graves/The Oregonian Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.Get Photo
Whether someone is a seasoned practitioner or a curious beginner, Witch Paddle Portland aims to provide the tools and resources necessary for their spiritual exploration. In addition to selling products, the store also hosts events and workshops to foster a sense of community among like-minded individuals. These gatherings give people the opportunity to learn from experienced practitioners, share their knowledge, and connect with others who share their interests.
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Witches storm the Willamette River for stand-up paddleboard event in Portland (photos)
Stand up paddleboarding witches 2022 Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW. (Mark Graves/The Oregonian/Mark Graves/The Oregonian)
Hundreds of witches clad in black, along with some warlocks and sorcerers, took to the Willamette River Saturday, Oct. 29, 2022, wielding paddles instead of broomsticks, and conjured hocus pocus for the fifth annual Portland Stand Up Paddleboard Witches on the Willamette, also known as SUP WOW.
Most paddleboarders started at Willamette Park in South Portland, catching the river current north to the Hawthorne Bridge in downtown. Then they paddled back to the park, traveling about 6 miles all together. Despite an endless mist and mild drizzle, weather conditions were tolerable and the river was calm.
The event, which captured attention from the national media in 2018, was created by Ginny Kauffman of Portland after she saw photos of a similar Halloween event in California many years ago. Since then, the paddle in Portland has grown from a few dozen participants to many hundreds.
Though the event is free, organizers encouraged participants and supporters to donate to Stumptown Strays, Cascade AIDS Project and Our House of Portland.
For those thinking of attending in the future, organizers stressed that the event is for experienced stand-up paddlers only. The six-mile trek is not for first timers.
Taking in the scene at Portland’s annual spooky SUP witch paddle.
After a week of unrelenting rain, I woke up to a sunny Saturday before Halloween that felt too good to be true: clear blue skies, scarlet and gold leaves dancing in a fresh breeze. At this season, the sun usually pokes out only when I’m stuck at my desk. But now the weather gods were smiling. Or could it be magic?
That’s when I remembered that the Saturday before Halloween is the SUP Witch Paddle, an annual event that brings Portland’s practitioners of magic out onto the river, dressed in their finest spooky regalia. Surely the participants had put a hex on the rain, arranging for the unseasonably warm and sunny weather I was now enjoying — and if so, it was definitely time to pay my respects. I headed down to Willamette Park’s boat ramp, a few miles south of downtown, where the parking lot was completely full of cars and witches — many, many witches.
Milling about the lot were scary witches with green face paint, young witches, funny witches in striped stockings, and even a few game warlocks. Some wore traditional gowns with their witches hats, while others wore their conical chapeaux above sleek black Lycra outfits. I even spotted a family or two, along for the ride. There were so many witches that mortals attempting to launch a boat with a trailer were simply squeezed out. Every witch was smiling and carrying paddles and boards.
Although they had conjured up a clear day, the coven had failed to put a spell on the breeze. From early in the morning, a wicked northeast wind swept upstream, repelling the first paddlers to leave the park. Some were forced back to the dock, others were blown downstream. Trees bent over and hats went flying. One witch paddled out from the ramp, only to be belted by the breeze just as she reached open water. The grin on her green face faded into a frown. “This just isn’t safe!” she announced. Except for Oz’s Wicked Witch of the West, witches don’t actually melt in water — but this one was clearly taking no chances.
But most witches were not so easily deterred. Scads paddled forth, many with talismans attached to their boards: a cauldron, a skull, even a skeleton. From a nearby bluff, the departing witches looked like smoke funneling out of a chimney. The wind wreaked a little havoc at first, but the witches just laughed as they played a game of aquatic bumper cars.
Eventually, many of the participants landed on tiny Toe Island, content to gather as a coven; others found their way to the calm water in the lee of Ross Island and proceeded towards their haunting grounds downtown. All day the sun shone in a brilliant, clear blue sky. Was a little magic really involved? It’s not for me to say. But despite that ill wind, not a single witch fell in the water.
One of the unique aspects of Witch Paddle Portland is its emphasis on inclusivity and diversity. The store aims to create a safe and welcoming space for people of all backgrounds and identities. The staff is knowledgeable and approachable, offering guidance and support to those who seek it. Witch Paddle Portland is more than just a store; it serves as a hub for the local witchcraft community. Through its products, events, and open-mindedness, it strives to empower individuals to embrace their spirituality and explore the realms of magic and the unknown. Whether someone is looking for a specific ritual tool, a new book on witchcraft, or simply a place to connect with others who share their interests, Witch Paddle Portland offers a unique and inclusive space for those on their spiritual journey..
Reviews for "The Witch Paddle: Exploring Portland's Occult Heritage"
- Jane - 1 star - I was really excited to try Witch Paddle Portland based on all the positive reviews, but I was extremely disappointed. The paddle was so poorly made and felt like it was going to break with every stroke. The staff was also rude and seemed annoyed when we asked for help. Definitely not worth the money or the hype.
- John - 2 stars - I had high expectations for Witch Paddle Portland, but unfortunately, it didn't live up to them. The equipment provided was old and worn out, and the paddles were uncomfortable to hold for an extended period. The overall experience just felt lacking, and for the price, I expected better quality and service.
- Sarah - 2 stars - I had heard great things about Witch Paddle Portland, so I was excited to give it a try. However, I found the whole experience to be underwhelming. The paddle was subpar, and the staff didn't seem very knowledgeable or enthusiastic about their job. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone looking for a truly enjoyable paddleboarding experience.